Host

Myriad Reality

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Violet: Heh.
-Thank you.
Violet: It's funny you haven't beat up on him yet.

@Audacious

I like to give him a few minutes to gather his thoughts.

Myriad Reality

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Violet: Better than I can. You can have him once a day if you want. I don't think I could take it.
-I'm right here, you know.
Violet: *Melts all the snow and soaks your clothes*
-...

@Audacious

Fan, battlchip in, download.
*A giant fan materializes in front of you, blowing air*
I can handle him.

Myriad Reality

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*Stands there as you do, laughing*
Violet: So this is why your relationship works.

@Audacious

Because I can tolerate him?

Myriad Reality

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Violet: You think you could get used to those kind of jokes.
-I'll be here all night.

@Audacious

*Dumps a large bucket of snow onto your head*
You're not that hot, Isaac. Cool down.

Myriad Reality

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Sorry, it was killing me. I had to say it.
Violet: *Facepalms*

@Audacious

*Comes back in*

Myriad Reality

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*Laughs nervously*
Yeah, I guess my goose would be cooked then, huh?

@Audacious

...
*Goes outside*

Myriad Reality

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I may need to step back outside if you did that.
Violet: *Snickers*

@Audacious

If that happened, you wouldn't be able to go outside again.

Myriad Reality

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*Goes in behind you*
Violet could too, if she wanted.
Violet: *Shrugs*

@Audacious

Or both.

Myriad Reality

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Violet: *Shrugs*
Let's take the poor boy inside.
*Walks back in*

@Audacious

*Follows*
A Fire Tower could warm you up pretty quickly.

Myriad Reality

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*Chuckles*
While we're on the subject, what do you two say we get out of the cold?
Violet: I don't get cold.

@Audacious

That doesn't make the surrounding area not cold.