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My sort? Now what is that supposed to mean?


I thought that was going to be part of our conversation later.
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Oh my apologies do I knead to stop?


*Snickers*
I didn’t think your sort made jokes.
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Yes well one more metaphor and your toast.


*Stops walking and makes a cracking sound*
I—
*Bursts into laughter*
You can’t do that to me, I’m crying.
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Why have you taken such an interest in a total stranger?


Like I was saying before, most everyone here is a brioche, but you’re a pumpernickel. Pardon the bread metaphors, heh.
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Oh lovely, you were simply stalking me. What a relief!


Yeah, that’s the word for it!
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How you surprised me earlier, as if appearing out of thin air.


I dunno, maybe you were lost in thought. I was keeping an eye on you for a while.
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*Follows behind quietly.*


So, whatcha thinking about?
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We shall see, won't we.


*Smiles and bounces forward on our walk*
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There is, but I'll tell you it somewhere in private and then you will tell me yours.


Sounds fair to me!
*Spins on my heels to face forward*
I feel like they'll have a lot of similarities.
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*Stares at you unblinkingly.*
I see...
*Follows behind you, in awkward silence.*
I assume that means you do not believe I am what I say either?
*Looks at you warily.*


I believe you! But now that you've called me out, I think there's more to your story.
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