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Story of my life kid.


Are there any of those things still floating around here?
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*Chuckles*

My father, our father who art in heaven, Lord of Lords, King of Kings... lotta different names for dear old dad.


Okay, some sort of divine.
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A father is usually the male parental figure, but it can also indicate other forms of ancestry, such as a creator.


I kn—
*Winces and clutches my rib*
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Opposition. That and my father locked me in a cage for a while.

*Shrugs*

Since I first rebelled against him actually. I'm just finishing what I started. Fulfilling fate, but in my way.


Your father?
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You need a better career.


It pays the bills. What’s going on here?
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Requester was anonymous. He couldn't tell ya if he wanted to.


Trust me, I would love to.
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That's what most of the humans I killed thought.

*Pauses*

Well, when they weren't begging for their lives anyway.

*Steps closer, spreading my arms*

But let's say I believe you. You're not enemies nor are you more of those witless monkeys - although that's easier to say for your friend over there...

*Indicates Lily with a quick nod of my head*

...who are you and why are you here? And do answer truthfully. I'd really hate to have to reduce your minds to mush just to get a straight answer.


*Holds my palm to the ground, steadying myself*
Someone paid us to investigate what happened to this dimension. From the looks of it, they didn’t pay us enough.
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And here I was thinking I'd finally gotten rid of all of you.

*Turns, steepling my hands*

Guess I was wrong.

*My eyes flash red as I telekinetically fling Gio into the trunk of a nearby tree with enough force to break bone*


*The crack echoes audibly on impact*
Agh! Hey! We’re not enemies!
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But think of how much money we'll make, Gio!


Money that we won't get to spend if we're dead.
—Ridiculously dangerous.
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