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So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

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Since MB posted a photo of his costume, here's ya boi Uni dressed as discount Question from Watchmen, with his aunt and cousin. Two people actually recognized who I was supposed to be which actually made my night.


Also, it is fucking impossible to see out of that mask.


"Once a man has seen society's black underbelly, he can never turn his back on it. Never pretend, like you do, that it doesn't exist..."
There's Thriller as well... that's pretty much the two.
But it was a graveyard smash!
<Snipped quote by Lord Wraith>

What the fuck are you


Australian. So me neither...
When you can't afford a decent Batsuit but still want to be a darkly dressed vigilante superhero for Halloween.





Get those red stripes out of there! Daredevil wears straight black according to Netflix!

...he assumes.
*Knocks @Byrd Man's sensible, helpful response off the page with gif of two men hitting each other with fish*

<Snipped quote by Star Lord>

I try not to get too caught up in writing combat as it's a very visual thing and there's only so much time I want to spend describing two people punch each other. I'd just keep it simple and make sure the plot flows with the punches so you don't come to a stand still for two characters to slap each other.


Actually, now that I think about it I did have one issue with a barfight where I accidentally punched the piano player behind me due to the lack of locked melee targetting. I was pretty annoyed at the money I had to pay to clear my name there.


That seems accurate in and of itself...

...assuming a third party followed in suit and broke a bottle over the head of someone else who had nothing to do with the fight.
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