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3 yrs ago
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So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

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Hello my name is Stormy and I grew up next to Pity Me.


Wide open?

*slaps Hound*
Just in case those British players were considering towns for origin stories...

@Hound55 are you okay?


Alcamahol is nice.
Frankly I'm shocked and appalled and everyone involved should be ashamed of themselves, no matter how hilarious it may have been for people who were familiar with the reference.

In-jokes are exclusionary and rude, and particularly disgusting ones... just... I don't know what to do with the lot of you.
What? Something happened? What?
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Once she’s full blown you’re not far off.


Just makes you wonder what Connnor is going to be capable of when he's full blown.
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Not to mention that they haven’t fought together, don’t have great rapport (yet)...

The team chemistry and familiarity is missing in the field. It will be interesting for sure.

Also, would all of our characters not be complete overkill? Maybe some stay behind?


Fifteen super-powered teens just kicking the crap out of three low-level super powered grunts whilst Julian sits in the tower with a fat cigar in his mouth saying "I love it when a plan comes together."
I am very much concerned for these bank robbers. We've got a couple of super-roided up goons, but like...

We have:

A Kryptonian Hybrid
A Green Lantern
A girl blessed by the Mayan Gods
The daughter of the Mistress of Magic
A Blue Beetle
The guy who can warp your insides so they're your outsides

And then the rest of us who while formidable aren't quite the same power scale as the above.

I hope the Gym Gorrilas have back up.


A kryptonian hybrid who has depowered himself
A Green Lantern who struggles to maintain the concentration required to hold constructs
Daughter of the Mistress of Magic with very little practical understanding of her own capabilities or how her magic actually works
Likewise the deal with the girl who can bless the rains down in Gua-te-mala
A Blue Beetle who minutes ago blasted a hole in his own bedroom wall from lack of control
The guy who controls space who accidentally stepped out of his fridge...

I'm more scared of my teammates than our opponents. And not in a cocky, confident way. There's legitimate cause to be scared. Even when they just beat the shit out of a guy with 25th Century tech which includes a force field, power suit and LoSH flight ring.
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Isn't regular NJ hellish enough?


Indeed.
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