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1 yr ago
Current Ma! The sex roleplayers are being weird in the advanced tab again, Ma!
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4 yrs ago
Stack sats, print gats, distill vats, feed cats
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4 yrs ago
We here at Cyberdine Systems have heard your demands and we answer your cries with "BullyBot". With the push of a button you can now automate all of your cyberbullying. The future is here. Embrace it.
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4 yrs ago
>using the phrase "normie" unironically
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4 yrs ago
They always ask me, "What the fuck are you doing!?" but never, "How the fuck you doing?"
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@ScreenAcne I'll see if a friend of mine wants to join
@Lauder
HEY NERD GET OVER HERE
>10 pp for a box of random items

nice try EA
BORN TO DIE WORLD IS A FUCK


not even gonna lie I'm pretty hyped for this

@The Fated Fallen Clanette out here being an A+ battle buddy, even if she's a magical nerd
"Guess I won't need my keys," Bel whispered as she dropped her plasma cutter back into her pack.
She gripped her pistol tighter but steeled herself as she stepped over the corpse. Wasn't the first time she'd seen a body and certainly wouldn't be the last. Even still, the prospect of walking into an ambush pricked the back of her consciousness no matter how hard she tried to push it out. They could be just behind one lone assassin or a dozen other mercenaries with no way to tell distance or how many. There was the temptation to ready her biotics ahead of time but thought better than trying to sneak up on someone in a dark tunnel while glowing bright purple. One small silver lining she often focused on was how much she'd rather be slinking through a sewer with death nipping at her heels as she and her fellow mercenaries raced against the clock than working a factory job.

All things considered, she felt rather prepared for this sort of mission. Armali Council types were loaded with credits and usually bought high end security. High end security almost always meant a high number of guards with shields or armor, both of which she could handle. She felt confident in her ability to deal with most any sort of standard security they might come across, and who knows? Maybe they could even manage to extract the matriarch somewhat quietly by way of demolition charges and plasma cutter. Okay, maybe not quietly per say but without a great deal of casualties. The idea of a dramatic breach and clear made Bel smile as she scanned the darkness, quietly tip toeing along the drain.
playing the villains could be fun
count me in
Tulvar


"Formation!"
Tulvar paused as a shrill whistle split the air and a command rose above the din of battle, giving a short grunt of displeasure as his leader's words reached him. He disliked formations on account of they made his battle ax more difficult to use as he had to take care to avoid striking allies with its broad swings, but orders were orders. Flavia seemed like the type of leader who knew exactly what she was doing. So he shifted his grip on his weapon to make narrow, overhead swings and avoid wounding anyone beside him in such close proximity. It was then he heard the resounding warrior's scream that tore up from her soul and he lifted his ax above his head and answered her with a bellowing war cry not unlike the roar of a furious bear. He grinned at his fortune that the Divines would grant him such an ally.

His attention then quickly turned to the Vigilant "Fall back, priest!" he shouted to Clanette, "Into formation!"
Tulvar reached out to grab the back of her robe, intending to pull her backward with him as he fell into formation on Flavia's left flank.
@The Fated Fallen @Loo Tenant
"By the Nine! What is that? What the fuck is that? What is that, Private Bontrelle?!"
"Ma'am, a sweet roll, ma'am!"
"A sweet roll!?"
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