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6 yrs ago
my life be like OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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6 yrs ago
I am also not like other girls. I am not a girl.
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6 yrs ago
NEVER forgive. ALWAYS forget. Remain in a perpetual state of confusion and anger forever!
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6 yrs ago
Honey is the best insect vomit I’ve had so far.
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6 yrs ago
It's fucked up that there are 1000 Christmas songs but only one song about the boys being back in town.
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A letter of recommendation:





People on my junk mail list <3

@Dragonbud
@Maxx
@The Ghost Note
@Luminous Beings
@SepticGentleman
@Spoopy Scary
@Skai

Most Recent Posts

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Did you try telling a lie?


A lie just conceals The Truth, but does not break it.
Whether or not if it cannot be pierced yet cut is out of the question, there is a limit to what Francis' sword can cut, I doubt he would be able to damage it with the sword indestructible or not.


THE TRUTH CANNOT BE BROKEN.

In all seriousness, I'm thinking of adding a Mjolnir aspect to The Truth so no one but Ben can lift it purely so I can have Ben unironically yell "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH."

The other half of his call to action will be to try and find a way to break The Truth.
@dragonmancer

"I angered the god too. He wasn't as kind. Hopefully you'll be better than him."

Also, the idea of Ben blocking a sword that can piece dragonscale with a cinder block makes me giggle.
Oh by the way Francis Drake was a real pirate that was actually knighted by Queen Elizabeth. -cough cough-


Makes me wonder how he and Benedict would get along.
@JunkMail You're a right twit, you know that? Picking on a sickly person like that. You sorry sod...


As a Brit by heritage and nurture, this phraseology is not only understood but also accurate.

I am a right cockle.
@Karkinos

I dont blame you. @Lexicon smells kinda like a combination of maple leaves and horse dung.
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There is a prime amount of sodium in this idea for me to approve of it.


My crush is, and forever will be @SepticGentleman.
Well I have officially hit rock bottom, I think that @SepticGentleman has ruined me, because I just spent at least a half hour making a hero sheet for a regular camel.

Not a man cursed to become a camel.

Not a super intelligent camel.

A regular. Camel.


Truly this is the best rp I've been in for a long time.
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He turns into a derp?


No, I fuck up.
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