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@VKAllen

That's a fair point. She'll follow Sacha's lead either way, so if he wants to wait it out, she will.
Maxxy
Wasteland Firefight


Maxxy grinned as the boss threw her a pistol he had managed to pick up, and mentioned 'toys'. "Are we talkin' leather belt or battery cables? Or just battery in general?" She joked as she looked over the gun. Examining it, it had no wood cut parts, and there didn't seem to be a serial number either. So, the sand pirates did have a gunsmith, but the lack of trees and stuff out here was still an issue. Judging by the crates full of them, these were produced in some form of factory, though to tell how ramshackle it was, she'd need to test a few guns. Sacha seemed to have taken a few, so that wasn't entirely out of the question.

As Maxxy handed Sacha back the pistol, he patted her on the shoulder and told her she'd be getting a raise. At that moment she was the most happy she had been in a while. Followed by the most pissed she had been in a while. Looking over to the car Sacha had driven in on, it looked and sounded so familiar. It was Sam's- no, her car! Not entirely, just the paint job and the exhaust, and it sounded a little more powerful too, but that had definitely been repaired from her cannibalized parts. She made an attempt to shout at Sacha, but she knew that it was gonna happen soon and if he didn't want to be a succulent Sacha steak, he'd make a break for it. For now, Maxxy was going to try and gather some more clues before catching up to him. It wouldn't take but a second.

As the sand pirates packed up and left, Maxxy took out her notepad and began sketching one of them. His outfit, more specifically. If anything could lead one to a sand pirates' hideout, it'd be one of the sand pirates themselves. She also took note of the direction they took off in, and they vehicle they used. Though this was far from concrete evidence, this would be enough to get some form of idea of where the manufactory was. As she finished taking down the last of the info, she heard sweet, sweet music.

A loud explosion rang out, obviously triggered by her friend. She told Sacha about it earlier with her joke, though she wasn't aware it was going to be this soon. Still, explosions were always nice, especially if they help you get things that cause more explosions. She quickly made her way to the car of Sacha, gun out just in case. As soon as she got near, she mimicked the 'roll down' motion, signalling to whoever was driving to roll down the back seat window. As they did so, Maxxy hopped into the car with a surprising deftness, before pulling herself back out the window, sitting on it and aiming the Big Kill out towards the danger. "Looks like that John boy is at it again!" She shouted in a southern accent. It was time to kick some ass!
Okay, sorry for my absence, I'll try getting up a post now. I'm no detective but hopefully I can write one. I guess today will be the test of Maxxy's skill. I oughta write up Alice T. too, maybe send her back to the Hole or something.
Whew, situation defused. Now, hopefully, the Gourd Lake group can get moving along with the plot.
Kaiser Oblivion - Gourd Lake


The Kaiser cursed openly as the soldier used his rifle to cast some fire spell, or fire off an explosive device, destroying the wall being sent back into place. Only the most skilled of exorcists could reverse time for more than five seconds, so Denys quickly lunged at the armored man, only to have him roll, barely avoiding the Kaiser's wrath. This allowed the armored man to get close, his rifle aimed at the mage's head. Thinking fast the mage threw his hand at the gun's barrel, managing to get his hand blown off. It was very obvious Henry was on death's door, but still, he cast Fira spell at point blank range, a fruitless effort now that Denys had cast Westwind.

The two of them would not survive like this. He refused to lose more allies, he'd rather die than do that. As the knight was blown back, Denys quickly made an attempt to get in front of the man and Henry, before casting Spring Awakening with a flick of his wrist. "You fight me now, Knight." Said The Kaiser, blade drawn and ready to buy time. With how roughed up Henry was, it would take at least 15 seconds for him to be able to fight again. While that was happening, the knight would also be healed, so the Kaiser had to strike fast and strong, but if he were to use Noble Eagle, there was a chance even a stray bullet could end Henry, so he would not do so. He had to win this fight himself.

But then, a woman's voice caught his attention. The girl the two had seen before, yes. She seemed almost panicked, but still, she was being a voice of reason. This was no reason to murder, in fact, it was Henry who had made the first move, attempting to cook the knight. The Kaiser shook his head in disappointment. This was not what he fought for. The Kaiser stuck his claymore into the ground, and decreed "Yes, there is no reason to fight. I am deeply sorry for my associate's actions, and my own. I will heal your wounds." Then, the first wave of Spring Awakening triggered, healing both the knight and the mage. Hopefully, they would both stop fighting. If not, the Kaiser was ready to draw his blade again. His first impression of the armored man was one of a man who would not stop fighting so easy.





Red - Hyrule Field


As Red climbed the chain, Transistor held tightly, she mimicked the british man in astoundment as Cereza leapt quite high, almost over the castle wall. Mr. Nobody even let a 'woah' escape his mouth. Still, the two got up to the ramparts in a short amount of time and joined the two. Apparently, the large british punk wasn't a local either, an odd revelation considering this seemed like an old english hamlet. Looking over the city put a pit into both Red and Blu's stomachs. It was barren, but seemed to have been de- and re-constructed countless times. "You don't think the process..." The man in the Transistor trailed off. Red shook her head. Hopefully not.

Still, they could see an armored man down there, so it was probably still safer than being outside with the skeletons. The punk began to make his way towards a ramp that seemed to lead down into the main city's streets. She followed him wordlessly. Hopefully once they were down there,m they could find some answers.
Well the Alice search came up dry but I have two wildy different Maxxy pics.



Both also include a female Sam, though the Sam here is most definitely male.
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funny thing it. it was hard to find a pic for john because apparently black wolf anthro or black wolf furry comes up with literal gay results. No offense to the furry community (have my toes in the waters of the furry community) but I have a lot of problems with finding Furry/anthro pics that aren't gay. Maybe I'm just looking in the wrong place. Kim Ngyuen (spelled his name wrong) has some decent pictures. I used some of them for the mob bosses in the matrix wall of text


Yeah from what ive seen and heard the community is oddly homosexual. Not to say i havent seen straight stuff (said pics of Alice were, obviously, mostly straight) but i think its like 70/30 and its just hard to wrap my head around it because there should be no difference. Ah well, its useless to put internet shit into a logic box. Alright, actually going to bed now.
I have a few pics of Maxxy. Most of them are transformation/genderbend fetish stuff. I remember the days when rule 63 was purely a creative excersise... Or maybe im being idealistic. Anywho im going to bed but ill try and find some not-weird stuff of Maxxy.

Oh yeah and all of Alice T.'s photos are porn. Seriously that avatar pic was like the only thing in the guys catalouge that didnt involve some variety of genitalia. Again, ill see if i can find any white rats with bows tomorrow, but no promises.
@VKAllen Got it, I'll get a post out tomorrow.

Oh, and when you said that the DeSoto was involved, I'm assuming the vehicle that is coming into view has some parts from it. Anything noticeable for someone who's not an auto-nut but knows the car very well?
@VKAllen Just to clarify, Maxxy's goal is to find out where the weapons originated from, right?
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