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The rain stopped, slightly cool breeze now.
5 yrs ago
Good morning all 🤘
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Whoever messaged me, PM me, at least I can read those....
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Gggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
5 yrs ago
Away from tablet, be back later....
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@MikkishtheLeprechaun
@ZAVAZggg
"Valhalla? Funny, you don't look anything like Thor."
Ash cocked his head back to the older gentleman behind him, and twirled his finger around his own head, "See what I mean, loco, el crazy o."
He turned back to Jesse with a big grin, " So your a Viking now, where's your axe, wooden shield, and horned helm?"
Ash held his hand up, "Don't answer, let me guess, hmmmm Loki stole them or maybeyouleftthematthefunnyfarm."
(That's supposed to be that way, he ran his sentence together real fast)
" Look pal, I don't have time for all this, I just killed a kid sorta, the peanut butter kid, the kid in leotards.and then this huge muscled naked guy starts destroying everything in the barcade, which may or may not had something to do with that. "
Ash sighed, " It was so much better before all of this ,when I had a life, and then that damn book went and fucked it up , and now I'm living in Stephen King's head."
Ash shakes his hand in frustration, "What do you want from me?"
@ZAVAZggg
"Valhalla? Funny, you don't look anything like Thor."
Ash cocked his head back to the older gentleman behind him, and twirled his finger around his own head, "See what I mean, loco, el crazy o."
He turned back to Jesse with a big grin, " So your a Viking now, where's your axe, wooden shield, and horned helm?"
Ash held his hand up, "Don't answer, let me guess, hmmmm Loki stole them or maybeyouleftthematthefunnyfarm."
(That's supposed to be that way, he ran his sentence together real fast)
" Look pal, I don't have time for all this, I just killed a kid sorta, the peanut butter kid, the kid in leotards.and then this huge muscled naked guy starts destroying everything in the barcade, which may or may not had something to do with that. "
Ash sighed, " It was so much better before all of this ,when I had a life, and then that damn book went and fucked it up , and now I'm living in Stephen King's head."
Ash shakes his hand in frustration, "What do you want from me?"
*Echos* Hello hello hello hello *Echos*
Orc3 " Wait, it's kinda small, really just a snack if we split it."
"Okay, we play for it."said Orc4.
The 2 orcs face each other to discus the rules of play, giving the Halfling a chance to get outta there!
"Okay, I say we roll for it." Orc4 said as he pulled 2 cubed stones with painted dots.
"Let me see those stones." Orc3 commanded sticking his hand out.
"Why? You calling me a cheat?" asked Orc4.
"Takes one to know one." Orc3 answered.
They both Began laughing.
"Okay, we play for it."said Orc4.
The 2 orcs face each other to discus the rules of play, giving the Halfling a chance to get outta there!
"Okay, I say we roll for it." Orc4 said as he pulled 2 cubed stones with painted dots.
"Let me see those stones." Orc3 commanded sticking his hand out.
"Why? You calling me a cheat?" asked Orc4.
"Takes one to know one." Orc3 answered.
They both Began laughing.
@Mae Take your time. We'll be ready when you are.
Yo poo, you still haven't even made a character yet lol
anyone besides me heard of the tenth kingdom?
I never watched it, but heard of it...would make a good RP.
I do however know and like The Last Kingdom.
The person upstairs seems to be awfully Cheerful and happy, they must live somewhere warm
@Moonshadow
roleplayerguild.com/rolls/20926
6 too successful
The halfling leaped from the boulder and brought her falchion down upon the orc's head, killing him instantly! Unfortunately, her sword is now stuck in the Orc's head, and there are 2 remaining orcs and they see what has transpired.
"Hahaha, little dwarf in trouble now. " said Orc3.
"That's not a dwarf you idiot." Orc4 said.
"Eh,what is it then?"
" That's lunch!"
The 2 remaining Orcs are advancing on the halfling.
roleplayerguild.com/rolls/20926
6 too successful
The halfling leaped from the boulder and brought her falchion down upon the orc's head, killing him instantly! Unfortunately, her sword is now stuck in the Orc's head, and there are 2 remaining orcs and they see what has transpired.
"Hahaha, little dwarf in trouble now. " said Orc3.
"That's not a dwarf you idiot." Orc4 said.
"Eh,what is it then?"
" That's lunch!"
The 2 remaining Orcs are advancing on the halfling.
@Kenshi I decided to sell my armor before the campaign. GM approved, and look at that gp now...
I wouldn't flaunt that coin purse around Aseir, 😎
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