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4 yrs ago
Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
5 yrs ago
Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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8 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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8 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

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@ayzrules Uh I skipped three grades...? *shrug*


I was in the advanced class in Middle School, and thought I was pretty smart. Then I got to High School and the freshmen were taking calculus. And now someone younger than me is going into college. The only reason I haven't yet dropped out of high school out of shame is the fact that there are really stupid people I know who know less than me.
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LOL I have chinese friends whos mom is literally the perfect example of a Chinese tiger mom and even she hasn't made them start applying for college...they're juniors at a magnet STEM high school rn

I also know of this guy who took multivariable calculus in 8th grade and kids who've had research papers published in scientific journal articles-I don't need another person to be emphasizing my simple potato existence ;(


My best friend is going to a boarding school D.C. that was founded for the sole purpose to training people to become senators and governors. Being an assistant in the Senate is a required activity there, and only two people from our school are allowed to go. Meanwhile, I'm over here, not even being in a club.
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furthermore aren't you like fifteen or something lol (I think I remember this from one of your statuses??? idk im not a creepy stalker i promise) why are you applying for college


I just kind of assumed that RomanAira's father or mother was the God of Being Better At Things.
When in doubt, send a few guys through the door with a loaded shotgun. Easy words, and you can always edit them out later.


Hard to do that when it's in a Navy hospital.

*looks wistfully at her writing, which she has an epic plot-bunny for, then sighs and flips back to her college applications*


Why are all of you people accomplishing real things that matter?


Planning to overtake the goal today. I got an action scene, so the juice should flow.


You're lucky, my story is devoid of action scenes. Just a bunch of contemplating the nature of communication and biology, and then saving the world.
@Naril

And people act like I write quickly. I've been writing for at least six hours a day (since the 4th, but still), and I'm barely halfway to today's goal. And by today, I mean yesterday, because it's 12:33 AM for me now.
I feel like this contest is enabling Keyguy.


I have you know, throughout the process of signing up for NaNo, I was screaming in my head.

"WHY CANT I JUST HAVE A BREAK? CANT I JUST DO MY HOMEWORK?"

The answer is no, by the way. Because I'm obligated to give you something happy after Damocles. I have you know, I sacrificed a story about how the one guy named Hudson who died and wasn't remembered by you people had actually let his plane get hit out of suicidal grief over the death of his best friend.

Instead you get a story about cute people like sailors doing cute things like botched first aid.
"How loud would a sniper rifle be in a major metropolitan area" and "Subsonic ammunition" take the cake for me.

What it looks like to watch tanks explode.

Got a video of uncut clips from the Syrian Civil War of shit exploding, watched it.


I think I'm subscribed to a channel that puts out uncut videos from Ukraine and Syria and all that. Spent half an hour watching two dudes fire grenades over a wall made of metal roofing using grenade launchers mounted on their AK-47s. 10/10 completely worth it.
Welcome back!

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A fair warning, I am the most random/insane person that you can most likely fnd here.


You're up there for sure, but... Dead Girl. They win, hands down.
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