I just reached 15,000 today, but I started four days late, and I'm getting closer and closer to that "You're not failing horribly" line every day. Just finished the hardest scene I've had to do: a guy checking in at a hotel. The next one I'm doing should be easier, since it's said guy trying to teach an alien English.
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So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
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Woo! Got the prick!
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When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?
EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.
EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.
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"So what's it like, not having appendages in general?"
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@WilsonTurner
Not anymore! Hah!
Not anymore! Hah!
Someone in my 1st period thought the Soviet Union was allied with Germany throughout the entirety of the Second World War.
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"Oh, like you're one to talk."
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@vFear I'm straight outta' NRP, so don't look at me as an alternative. I'm still willing though, but NaNo might get in the way a bit.
@ayzrules Umm I'll leave the gymnastics stuff to you. I used to be able to do handsprings. When I was about six years old I could handspring all the way across the gymnasium. Then swimming happened and I haven't done gymnastics stuff since then and I don't even think I could do a handstand right now.
Once upon a time I played baseball. Then I took a laser to the eye. I'd have totally tried to get LASIK, but...
well...
I don't look as good without my glasses, and I already don't look that good.
@Keyguyperson Oh, goodness. Key, sweetheart, shush and get some sleep. You're not being coherent and you'll write better when you're rested.
Shut yer mouth, I'll be just fine. I have an entire bag of throat lozenges in front of me, and a half-empty can of ginger ale next to me. That ought to last me the night. Besides, the only problems I ever have at night is talking like I'm drunk and thinking that being an astronaut is 100% plausible.
Day nine, and 15,300-ish words. I'm not being particularly nice to my heroines, but their lives are getting very exciting.
One of my main characters has never slept on a bed that isn't hard, cold, metal in her entire life. She also walked uphill both to and from school. That last one is not a joke.
(basically) caught up! I'm technically 300 words back, but I'll get it later. I got everyone on the train, and that action scene was.... well, I mean, a total cliche, I guess, but IT WAS A LOT OF WORDS DAMMIT. 15k in, and it finally feels like the story has actually started.
I'm still at 12,000. Ugh, guess it'll be an all-nighter while sick. That's good for my health, right?
Gimme an N! Gimme an A! Gimme an N! Gimme an O! What's that spell? NaNo! What are you all slaving away your lives over? NaNo!
Um.
That hit so close to home that... uh... the batter... had to... something.
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