Lady Selune

Hello! I'm excited to start writing with all you nice people!

@Asterialice

I am living proof that the guild doesn't understand what 'outlandish' means.

Gurr'Kha - The Dead World

@Gordoth

Gurr'Kha - The Dead World

@Gordoth

In my defence, I had about four attacks sailing towards me, remembering them all is hard.

Gurr'Kha - The Dead World

Things were coming towards her. She watched as the anchor swung, actually rolling her eyes as she did so. If they expected to be able to kill her with that swing, they had another thing coming for them. Stepping inside the anchor's guard, she looked up at the figure swinging it around and froze for a second. She may not have had divine blessing still, but divine senses never really faded, and that... That was an undead person. A very powerful undead person. The moment of her being frozen proved to be her downfall, as she stared too much at one target to see the other. That would be the orc crashing into her then.

As she spun through the air thanks to the collision with an orc, she felt something knock her on the head. With a clunk that she felt throughout her entire body, the top of the glaive smacked her on her unprotected head. Unlike some monks, she did not have a brow made of iron, and so that sent her toppling down like a sack of bricks, barely even swaying as she did so. It was as if someone had just switched off her brain for a second, and when she came back to consciousness, she was flat on her back and with a spinning head.

On the bright side, she now had a reason for a headache beyond alcohol. Moaning, she rubbed the top of her head and attempted to sit up, only to fall back down and nearly bash her head open on the flagstones for the second time. She groaned a little and turned over onto her front, using her shield to push herself back onto her knees. "Ow," she managed to mutter out, before her brain finally decided to inform her that it had taken enough punishment today, and her eyes rolled back in her head, the paladin's poor cranium finding itself in another encounter with the flagstones.

Gurr'Kha - The Dead World

@Gordoth

Your dice are haunted- I've had convention D20s that roll less nat 1s than that.

Gurr'Kha - The Dead World

@Gordoth

W I T H S T A N D.

Roll baby.

Gurr'Kha - The Dead World

That's a lot of things flying towards Galdari.

Gurr'Kha - The Dead World

Yes. YES she felt the blood rush through her veins after lying sluggish for so long. THe alcohol was gone, replaced by a different sort of burning. She bared teeth- more wolf than woman, and let out another cackle through her ruined throat as the edge of her makeshift weapon smashed against the beast's skull with a delicious sounding crack. That was what she had never known she lived for.

The creature raised a hand against her. She watched as the fist swung close, and at the last minute adjusted her shield, letting his fist skim off the edge and clatter against the boss. That probably had hurt his hand more than hers. She used the opportunity to duck underneath the orc, putting herself between him and her axe. Precious Dustbringer. She would have to sanctify it afresh now.

The dirt gave her an idea. Sweeping her foot up, she let the cloud of clod do the dirty work of blinding her foe, and then launched herself. Not at him,no, but at the ground behind her, fingers scrabbling around the holy wood. Dustbringer gleamed in her hands, and at the same times as she held it high the ground quaked around her, plants springing up.

"SEE HOW EVEN DEAD THE RIGHTEOUS GODS SUPPORT MY EXTINCTION OF YOU!"

She held the axe up to the sky, having entirely missed the druidic summoning that had caused the greenery to suddenly erupt, but it was enough, in her mind, to show that her cause was right. She was going to destroy this orc. Swinging out her shield again towards his gut, she let her axeblade crash dow, a clumsy but brutal blow towards his head.

Gurr'Kha - The Dead World

@Gordoth Another roll for the paladin whaling on the orc, if you will. Unless it’s not needed.

Gurr'Kha - The Dead World

@Gordoth

Do I get a defensive bonus for having the shield?