LeeRoy

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Actually, Skallagrim and I are in a ranked bout. Though it's moving very slowly, in no small part due to my job and procrastination.@DJAtomika

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Farting.

@ImportantNobody

Yeah, Khan had Snarnorgul his Glabrezu character, swallow his poisonous breath and instantly fart it out. The big argument was that it completely defied all known gastrointestinal laws, such as the time that it takes for something to actually pass through them.

As well as Sukoh having already crushed the beast's hips, but that's a bygone argument that I gave up on because he was too stubborn to admit he was wrong.

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So, when I get home, I'm going to put up a challenge.

Sukoh the Spirit Bear vs somebody willing to fight a particularly intelligent and particularly colossal bear.

The Hot Headed, Heavy Hitters, Have it Out (Fury vs Kanitah, Round 2)

I kind of stopped writing in what Kanitah had as a reflex speed, though it was around 15x human reflexes. I stopped writing it in when I realized pretty much everyone just sort of had hyper reflexes no matter what tier they were.

The Hot Headed, Heavy Hitters, Have it Out (Fury vs Kanitah, Round 2)

Can you not stop rolling sideways? Because I can, it's fundamental in knowing how to fight on the ground. And unless I was going at like 120 mph, the momentum is pretty easily overcome by just tensing up your core and planting one foot to the ground.

Also, flying overhead to get behind him. Is the obvious bit.

On his shoulder, he stopped mid roll.

The Hot Headed, Heavy Hitters, Have it Out (Fury vs Kanitah, Round 2)

Positioning of arms and legs has shifted, if you wish to do it, go ahead I won't stop you. But I cannot recommend it.

The Hot Headed, Heavy Hitters, Have it Out (Fury vs Kanitah, Round 2)

Yes, but as a courtesy to you, I cannot recommend attempting to reinstate your grapple.

The Hot Headed, Heavy Hitters, Have it Out (Fury vs Kanitah, Round 2)

It was perfect, Kanitah was about to roll over. Both of his legs had come free and Fury's weight was off of him.

Wait.

Fury's weight should be pulling towards the ground, but it's gone.

With a sudden and horrifying realization, Kanitah halted his roll like an early Warner Brothers cartoon character running towards a cliff, staring over his right shoulder at Fury. It was piteously evident what he was trying to do, and he wasn't going to have any part in it. Without Fury's weight on top of him there wasn't anything stopping him from doing this. Kanitah's legs kicked at an awkward angle towards the ground. Sending his weighty little body skidding across the ground away from the Fireen, escaping the attempt at Fury's grapple.

If Fury attempted to interrupt the slide, Kanitah was ready. As he shoved off, he raised both of his arms in front of him and bent them towards his face. In a boxer's guard, but parallel to the ground. If Fury tried to reinstate his choke hold, he would find an even more difficult to close gap between them.

Lastly, by shoving himself across the ground horizontally, it put both of his legs together and straight. Which would prevent Fury from catching them with his legs, disallowing him from spreading them out like a starfish across the ground.

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Aight, cool. LeeRoy outtie 9000.

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I'm in plenty position to make commentary on the matter, as a member of the Roleplay with a genuine concern over an oversight that ruins the content of the roleplay by making it unfair to the rest of the userbase.

That's directed at both:
@Innue
and
@HeySeuss