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6 mos ago
Current I published a book! jlbrightman.itch.io/ko-luhn…
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7 yrs ago
Discord crashed lads. Can't get back in.
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8 yrs ago
I've opened art commissions up, anyone who wants relatively cheap art PM me here or on Discord: LeeRoy#8459
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11 yrs ago
[quote=@Rilla] DID YOU JUST TRY AND CLOTHESLINE ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT [/quote]
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"If you kill a man, you scorn his wife. If you kill his wife, you scorn her child. If you kill her child, you scorn his village. If you kill his village, you scorn the kingdom. If you kill the kingdom you scorn an empire. If you kill an empire, then who is left?"

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@MelonHead
With so much steam and steel behind it, someone not posting won't be able to stop it.
I have been so sick lately that I'm surprised I didn't wake up in the hospital, I have been on auto pilot with how god damn sick I was. I still am but at least I'm not in a foggy almost sleep-like-state.

God damn, I'm gonna get caught back up on my Roleplays, but you don't understand how much fluid I've needed just to not die. I'm glad I bought an obscene amount of gatorade, otherwise I might straight up have died.
@ImportantNobody
Ding ding ding, let the festivities begin. Your turn's finally rolled around.
@Starfall Please post, this long waiting period between every single post does not work for group roleplays.
@Doc Doctor
It was like a strange hallucinatory combination of a Renaissance Painting and a Surrealist Portrait, leaving the scientist not just awestruck but more confused than he's ever been in his entire life. Somehow he felt as though he were beneath the weight of a wrestler's pin while maintaining his standing posture, LeeRoy was a scientific mind and no matter what he thought of he couldn't pin down how Gonad had put him inside of a psychological box.

Wait why hadn't he trained for this?

What?

Okay so hold on, I've got a god that can root through your mind. Why haven't I trained to resist psychological attacks?

What do you mean?

I figure this isn't actually magic but some sort of oppressive aura, but why haven't I been trained to resist this?

Wait so you're telling me the thought never occurred to you? You're the smartest human in this dimension and you haven't thought to resist psychological attacks?

I never thought about fighting back against psychological abilities since I encounter them so sparingly. Once or twice a decade isn't enough to inspire an actual need to fight against it.

Well it would be useful now.

It sure would.

In the time that he mulled over how he should deal with this psychological horror, another sort of horror literally slapped him in the face.

Body Horror.

Gonad's leg struck him in his jaw and solidly unsettled LeeRoy's footing, the man stumbled hard to the right as his face was rocked with another wave of pain. More from the previously inflicted facial injury than the actual kick, but if you punch a bruise it hurts regardless of the source of pain. He toppled to the side, his body almost slumping as he struck against a nearby table. It collapsed under his weight and the force of his fall, it folded around him slightly as his weight settled into it.

LeeRoy frowned as his eyes refocused onto Gonad. This was absurd, and he was not happy to be part of it, he could be solving the mysteries of the universe and right now he was getting slapped around by a musclebound barbarian in a bar.
@Starfall Batter up!
@Rilla
I can totally understand that, maybe in another eighteen years or so we'll see another roleplay with Rolla involved.
@DLL
Normally I'm not "That Guy" when I plan goes off without a hitch, but I feel like Aizening it up a bit. You'll see when I post after I wake up.
@Rilla
You should join :V

Seriously, someone needs to kick this roleplay in the ribs because it's literally dying and the EMTs are just standing by instead of giving CPR.

Instead, the guy who doesn't know CPR (Me) is sitting next to the unconscious body sort of slapping the face over and over again in the hopes of rousing it.
I've got time tomorrow to get a post up, sorry for the small delay after the big absence. Working labor is hard, tiring, and time consuming.
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