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Shinji: ... this is gonna hurt, isn't it.


The brain doesn't have pain receptors.
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Shinji: please, please tell me that ypu are joking. It can't be that bad in there, can it?


I hope you like the idea of electrotherapy.
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???: oh, you must be ultra senstive.... this will be a lot of fun, tearing you apart. Well, both physically and sexually, of course. What fun would it be if I didn't poke around in a victim as sexy as yourself?

*appears behind you, using your own arm to force you to the ground, then I proceed to lick behind your ear around the sensitive area, grinning*

I'm gonna have fun with my new little toy. Even Dark can't save you, now.


*Speaks in the physical world*
Shinji, I'm going to go ahead and give you a lobotomy.
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???: *raises my right arm, blasting the monstrous headi nto billipns of bits*

Tsk tsk tsk, naughty. I make the decisions, here.


*Restructures myself leaning next to the wall*
Fun fact, these clothes are my skin. I can be anything I want to here, since it's not physical reality. Oh wait, I can do that there too.
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???: well, I do plan on filling every hole you've got, but I'm not sure if I want to start from up above...

*places my right hand over your nether region*

Or below...decisions, decisions...


*My head becomes large and monstrous with thousands of teeth, and I bite off your head at the base of your neck*
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???: *it merely bounces off of me*

Heh.

*thousands of jet black tentacles grab ahold of you, some of them slinding towards places they arent supposed to*

Dont worry, I'll take it slow, at first.

* walks up to you,grinning, and placing my hand on your cheek*

Nice jawline. I wonder what those lips are capable of...


*Licks my lips*
Want to find out, big boy?
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???: If shinji can't rid me, how can you hope to do the same? Poor guy is more liable to put a bullet in his own brain, not like that would even kill him. He's doomed to live forever. At least you have the mercy of death coming for you.

*an energy blast exits my foot, multiplying in force upon impact, enough force to blow one's head off, then I yank my foot back*


*Shoots an equivalent one at you*
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???: you clearly missed the point. I was running from that fact that clearly i dont give a damn about my mother, in reference to your statement. I was also hinting to the fact that just like a child isnt allowed icecream at night, you'll never have your forbidden treat, and thats freedom from what you really are. Gotta be a little smarter than that, princess.
*kicks your teeth in*


*Grabs your foot*
You're not a very logical person, I can tell. That's okay; I'll kill you, logical or not.
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My mother was a whore and my father was a vampiric asshat, whats your excuse, failed darkloid?

*an overwhelming wieght of darkness bears down upon you*


That didn't even make sense. Excuse for what? How are your family relations relevant? Why aren't you in counseling? How long have those feelings been bottled up? There's a lot to this,
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???: *looks at you, apparently checking you, out, then looks you dead in the eye, with a sick, smug grin, i lick my lips* you're no Techi, but You'll do.

Eden: please. Whoever you are, please leave us alone.

???: oh, knock it off, Eden. You know damn well who i am. Be gone.

Eden: *suddenly, my body contorts in ways it shouldnt. I scream out in agony and pain, until i contort into a small speck, then nothingness*

???: dumb bitch, always getting in the way of my fun.. where was I?

*looks to you, grinning once again*

Oh, thats right, about to indulge in a forbidden treat.


Now you know what your mother tells you about ice cream before bed.
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