<Snipped quote by Legend>
*After a moment, my joints tighten up and I pull my flailing limbs and head back upright, and wrap both of my arms around your shoulders to hold on*
*The temperature fluctuates from cold to warm to cold once more as we jump from the water and then start sliding on a new patch of ice*
Slippingslippingslippi-WOAH!
*Skids past a penguin colony as we decelerate*