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Every hour spent not eating is an hour spent getting hungrier.
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Cats are like dogs. Except dogs are better.
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Oh boy! Oh BOY! It's almost time for MHW: Iceborne.
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Sam crouched through the doorway into Evelyn's office taking a short moment to look around the room. He was amazed that there were places this pretty in a city with a reputation like New Carona, even in the outback of Australia he'd hear stories of how messy this place was. Sam wasn't really one for sitting down all that much, but he didn't want to come off as rude to the woman that was kind enough to invite him into her office. So he figured he'd meet it at the halfway point and stand in front of one of the many chairs scattered around the room.

While Sam didn't know of many exploits in terms of legal and underground fighting it was clear she was a person of great authority, she'd just wired 5000$ USD to everyone's accounts and you don't just stumble upon that kind of money. Sam was a little taken back by Eve's words of how the city had fallen so far, and how it was the city she called home as a child, it was obvious seeing it turn into the festering cesspool that it was today would be heartbreaking.

Eve then told everyone about the corrupt cops and their refusal to so much as lift a finger as the city crumbled around them. Disgusting! Disgraceful the lot of them! Then Eve's desk suddenly flew into the air, split clean in half by an impressive kick. If Sam was able to flinch he would have. It was strangely inspiring to watch someone split a desk in two then asking you if you'd work with them to rid a city of crime. Sam couldn't help but start clapping and nodding his head, feeling like this could be the calling he'd needed to get his life on track. Sam then noticed how loud he was clapping and awkwardly slowed his clap, letting out a slight groan. "I... A-aaccck-cccept..." Sam said slowly, letting out another groan after he finished speaking.
Alright boss I made the edits.
@olcharlieboi

The force of Charles' full body kick sent the football star onto his ass and also threw off the balance of the two goons that were holding his arms, causing them to fall over as well dragging Charles to the floor with them. At this point, the scrap was starting to amass a crowd the kids all eager to see how this clash of seniors would go. "Gah you piece of shit." The football star growled as he got back up, though a loud "Enough!" quickly stopped the boy in his tracks.

It was Noelle the resident hardass teacher. Sure she was only 5'4 but she'd burn you at the stake if she was allowed to, at least that's what the rumours say. "All of you in My office! Now!" The woman snapped before storming off down the hall and into her office.



@FluffyKnife @BCTheEntity

Blob looked a little frightened as Arete almost effortlessly clubbed away his meat tendrils and advanced. He didn't get much time to think before Towel whipped him in the face with a well-placed strike. "GAH!" Before the man could even recuperate Arete planted a might punch into the fat man's gut and he was sent rolling onto the floor heavily winded. Blorb threw a hand up into the air and suddenly a wave of meat corn chips and salsa erupted from the ground the wave of food quickly obscuring Blorb from view.

Without warning blasts of meat would start firing out at both of the heroes, aimed for their heads. "You will fall!"



@Gardevoiran

Amanda smiled when Eve asked why they chose her, letting out a brief chuckle. "I'll be blunt with you. It's because you were the easiest one to track down. Arete is next on the list. Also, you're flashy and attention-grabbing you'd make a great poster girl for the city and its heroes." Amanda produced a document with many details about how registration worked and what kind of benefits it had. "I'll obviously not ask you to decide now, but please take this and think on it. Ruststone is sorely lacking in full-time heroes and we could honestly use the extra manpower."

Amanda looked back at the driver and gave them a quick nod and the car started off down the road. "Don't worry. We're just taking you around the block so we can drop you off, wouldn't want to rouse any more suspicion than we have to.



@Chiro

S-Punk rubbed his chin and mumbled to himself for a moment. "Well, I don't see why not. I only had this planned for today." S-Punk then took a moment to look around and make sure there weren't any unexpected listeners. "Alright. We meet at twelve PM. The abandoned observatory in Creese. In uniform." S-Punk said in a rather assertive voice. The kid definitely had an attitude that was for sure.


Charm followed her sisters lead and stepped forward when Legend asked for people with Endbringer experience. Charm smiled under her helmet as Manifold asked if she could thank the girl handing out the communicators, the poor thing did look like she wasn't sailing well, Endbringers tended to have that effect on people. Charm nodded to the girl and took the communicator she was offered "You're doing good work kid, keep it up." Charm tried to sound encouraging, though her helmet might have muffled that out a bit.

Heading over to the cape know as Inkscape Charm was ready to translate for Manifold but it seemed the case 53 could read sign language despite his distinct lack of hands. Good for him. Charm winced a little under her helmet as Manifold's robotic voice fired up, god Ana hated it. It just sounded wrong.

Charm waited for Manifold to finish before speaking herself. "Charm, Brute. You need some rubble moved I'm your girl. Everything else is the same as her." Charm said pointing to Manifold with her thumb.

It wasn't too long before the ground shook, Ana managed to keep her footing as the might Behemoth burst from the ground with a thunderous crack of lightning. The Monstrosity let out it's building crushing roar, Charm clenched her fists in response. It was time.






Sylph was struggling to keep things together, all the stuff that just happened with Eyeblight? It was about to be absolutely blown out of the water, and Sylph was stuck with the knowledge that she wasn't going to be able to save everyone herself included. Then there was all these people, so many people. So many eyes. It was overwhelming, and Sylphs anxiety was showing at this point. Sylph was failing to make eye contact with anyone, even Legend as he laid out what needed to happen.

Sylph had two options now. Go with Alexandria and see if her metallic hide could take Behemoth's kill aura or go with Legend and fire wind blasts from far away. Sylph went with the latter if she went with the frontal attackers her wind aura and tornadoes would surely get in the way, firing a barrage of wind blasts from afar would be a much better option.

Cautiously she made her way towards Legend and kept to herself, she was far too frightened to speak at the moment. That's when Behemoth showed itself, it's roar chilling Sylph to her very core.





Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! That motherfucker would have been a fucking smear on the pavement if Behemoth hadn't come and fucked everything up! Now she was here listening to Legend prattle on about how lots of them were going to die. Fucking amazing pep talk! Mire clicked her tongue and started walking over to Alexandria when suddenly the ground shook and she fell to her knees, hissing in pain as her kneecaps bashed into the hard floor. "Piece of shit."

Maddy got to her feet and readjusted her mask making sure it wasn't crocked. Finally getting over to Alexandria and that group of capes just in time to catch some behemoth of a man talk about being able to throw people at Behemoth, the prick was crazy. Mire could get behind that. Though Mire had other plans for how she was going to hit Behemoth, big plans. "I could probably draw his attention. For a bit, I can get pretty big and loud. Not to mention pack a punch. It would take me a sec to get ready for that. Oh and don't step in the gas that comes off me, it's nasty shit."
Gimme a character sheet template and I'll give you a character baby! I'm interested.
I gotta represent my starting village Pokke! Snow is best.


"While your compassion is heartwarming, I have little need for it so you can save it. As for what you're saying you make it sound like the White Fang wasn't going to attack until now, which is painfully naive. Secondly, who's to say they'll know it was me? In this backwater town, anyone could have beaten this man within an inch of his life. I do have contingencies for the few times I leave interrogation subjects alive, ergo the needle I injected him with earlier." Diana glanced over her shoulder back at Yoki, making sure to avoid eye contact. "Do you honestly think I just indiscriminately go around torturing people and letting them remember who I am? That would be idiotic and unprofessional... And honestly, even if I just pricked his thumb with my knife the White Fang would twist it into a brutal attack. Those animals have no shame." With that Diana left the alleyway and slowly started off towards the rendezvous point, praying that Yoki would hold his tongue.
I could have gone my entire life without having to see that.
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