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Long time ago I ran a small forums.
There was a user who joined. They roleplayed as their OC, Naomi. Their art and I suppose face claim was B. Jenet from Fatal Fury/King of Fighters. Skimpier pirate character with large assets, you know the drill. Doesn't matter, pretty common to see fighting game adjacent characters in RP.
But they put a unique twist on the formula.
The character has a superpower. What you might ask? Conjuring a queen sized bed, candles, wine - mood setting. Purely to try and force other people's characters into fornication. Their slogan, their signature, was to the effect of "Hi! I'm less slutty!" They harassed multiple users in DMs and were generally a nuisance. If done today I'd believe they were an AI ran chatbot of some kind. True force of nature type shit.
With a bit of detective sleuthing, I discovered they were not in fact a 21 year old college woman who had shown up at a forums predominantly occupied by young teenagers (I was 13 at the time!), but in fact a 43 year old man named Melvin who had a MySpace discussing his physical supremacy over others.
Upon discovering their more heinous actions I permanently banned them.
On the exact same forums, and this is part of why I stopped my would-be webmaster ambitions, I ran into Tiberius Fox. Guy got mildly infamous on 4chan later on. Anyway, Tiberius had a Tiberius Tavern when taverns and inns in open RP were all the rage. I never paid attention to it because it sounded boring. But it had absurd amounts of posts.
One day I felt guilty. Here were active users on my forums and I was acting like I was too good to write with them. The conceit. I talked to my older friend (could satisfy an entry here given the phoenix-fox fusion furry knights he and his soon to be ex-wife from ID fraud played but I don't want to get too long winded!) and convinced him we should team up, read a few random pages, get immersed, and then go roleplay with 'em. And so I picked a page.
I think I'd break ToS here if I described what I read with too much detail. Let's just say an advanced age fox grandma was grappled by many, many enthusiastic uh, tiger and wolf and bird wrestlers yes, as a tree with Italian Bratwursts rained uh, protein fortified milk all over the scene. Quite right.
My older mod friend pulled up Tiberius himself. Man was playing a kitsune, of the same name. A Nazi kitsune. A Nazi kitsune, who hated Hitler but adored Nazis but hated racism but loved white nationalism [?], loved violence and adored very not cool interactions when your mommy and daddy love each other very much. Had full Nazi memorabilia, just meandering around the forest this tavern was housed in, doing things that'd make God weep.
Banned the living shit out of them all.
Those aren't the worst I've ran into. That'd probably be the alien loli that had separate 90 page documents on individual components of their organs I'm not going to describe here who's mission in life was to forcibly have the Stork bring home a baby with inanimate objects. But they're noteworthy.
Long time ago I ran a small forums.
There was a user who joined. They roleplayed as their OC, Naomi. Their art and I suppose face claim was B. Jenet from Fatal Fury/King of Fighters. Skimpier pirate character with large assets, you know the drill. Doesn't matter, pretty common to see fighting game adjacent characters in RP.
But they put a unique twist on the formula.
The character has a superpower. What you might ask? Conjuring a queen sized bed, candles, wine - mood setting. Purely to try and force other people's characters into fornication. Their slogan, their signature, was to the effect of "Hi! I'm less slutty!" They harassed multiple users in DMs and were generally a nuisance. If done today I'd believe they were an AI ran chatbot of some kind. True force of nature type shit.
With a bit of detective sleuthing, I discovered they were not in fact a 21 year old college woman who had shown up at a forums predominantly occupied by young teenagers (I was 13 at the time!), but in fact a 43 year old man named Melvin who had a MySpace discussing his physical supremacy over others.
Upon discovering their more heinous actions I permanently banned them.
On the exact same forums, and this is part of why I stopped my would-be webmaster ambitions, I ran into Tiberius Fox. Guy got mildly infamous on 4chan later on. Anyway, Tiberius had a Tiberius Tavern when taverns and inns in open RP were all the rage. I never paid attention to it because it sounded boring. But it had absurd amounts of posts.
One day I felt guilty. Here were active users on my forums and I was acting like I was too good to write with them. The conceit. I talked to my older friend (could satisfy an entry here given the phoenix-fox fusion furry knights he and his soon to be ex-wife from ID fraud played but I don't want to get too long winded!) and convinced him we should team up, read a few random pages, get immersed, and then go roleplay with 'em. And so I picked a page.
I think I'd break ToS here if I described what I read with too much detail. Let's just say an advanced age fox grandma was grappled by many, many enthusiastic uh, tiger and wolf and bird wrestlers yes, as a tree with Italian Bratwursts rained uh, protein fortified milk all over the scene. Quite right.
My older mod friend pulled up Tiberius himself. Man was playing a kitsune, of the same name. A Nazi kitsune. A Nazi kitsune, who hated Hitler but adored Nazis but hated racism but loved white nationalism [?], loved violence and adored very not cool interactions when your mommy and daddy love each other very much. Had full Nazi memorabilia, just meandering around the forest this tavern was housed in, doing things that'd make God weep.
Banned the living shit out of them all.
Those aren't the worst I've ran into. That'd probably be the alien loli that had separate 90 page documents on individual components of their organs I'm not going to describe here who's mission in life was to forcibly have the Stork bring home a baby with inanimate objects. But they're noteworthy.