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Sorry about my lack of appearances. At this point Im taking a much needed hiatus from here after 5 long years. Not sure when I'll be back, but it won't be for awhile... sorry about that... : (
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Revenge of the 5th has always been a thing tho...
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Once upon a time, I used to cheer for May the 4th... now I cry with disappointment. *Except Clone Wars S7 and the Mandalorian - they are awesome*
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TITANIC CONFRONTATION OF IRON AND FIRE!


Collab Between @Lmpkio & @Oraculum


As the second day dawned upon the mountainous structure of Mt. Eldahverr, the Phoenix rose its head from within its rocky nest to greet the sudden warmth that saturated its rocky beak. The great beast issued a loud creaking yawn as its wings flapped slowly in the howling winds above. Today was the day when it would be ordered by Master Sartr to return back to Muspelheim and upon its command, it would make the long journey back across the vast ocean of Galbar to return home.

Nothing unusual had happened upon his stay on the volcano. He hadn’t seen a god of any kind investigate the erection of what they might call a blemish upon their holy land nor any other hostile creatures approach. Yet it didn’t move anywhere away from the mountain. In fact, the Phoenix was so devoted to its mission that it didn’t take the time to descend from his roost and feed on any life below. Not that there wasn’t much life around there to begin with.

And now it’s already beginning to feel the strain of hunger lash around within its molten belly.

No doubt that it’ll have to find a place upon its travels to satiate its ever growing hunger pains. And it better be soon… for the more it stayed put, the more anxious it became. For one may never know who might stop by his residence next - friendly or not.

A breeze from inland caught up with it from behind, sweeping over it with a whistle. It carried the usual smells - soil, lichen, damp stone. And…

Another waft overtook it, dispersing the distant traces. It was heavy and vile, laden with stenches that jarred with the bare rocky land around it. The reek of iron, alcohol and purulent flesh struck it like the shadow of some foul approaching hulk.

And, indeed, something was approaching. A dark, mountainous blot had appeared on the horizon, and was unmistakably drawing near. Even from afar, it was clear it was immense, perhaps almost as great as Eldahverr itself. The flames burning near its summit gave it an uncanny resemblance to a volcano, if a much more malodorous one.

One waft of such a vile toxic substance was enough to put the Phoenix on high alert. Something definitely wasn’t right here. It rose its head to try and better examine where the scent was coming from. Its nose would then lead it to the other side of the flaming pit and onto the north side of the volcano. And there in the distance, an ominous figure covered in black and as tall as the volcano itself was approaching. No doubt that this was another one of the resident gods wanting to check in on what foreign object had appeared on their home turf. It didn’t take long for the alarm bells start blaring through the creature’s head, stimulating an intense feeling of fight or flight.

However, already having disappointed his Master once already, the terror-bird wasn’t willing to back down from its high ground. No matter how big or tought the opponent may be, it was determined to protect Mt. Eldahverr from all threats that dared to challenge them. The creature extended its massive wings into the air, releasing an intense wave of dry heat and issued a booming screech in defiance to the god’s coming.

"HEED!" the Phoenix boomed defiantly, "YOU TRESPASS UPON THE GROUNDS OF MASTER SARTR! IDENTIFY YOURSELF OR FACE PROSECUTION!"

The gigantic shape did not seem to stop or even slow, growing in size by the moment. Already faint rumbles were heard as immane steps struck down upon the ground in the distance.

A louder sound overtook the colossal impacts, grinding and rumbling like a brewing thunderstorm. It took but a few more strides from the colossus for the peals of roaring laughter to become deafening.

”Sartr?” The voice of the god - who else could it be? - was powerful enough to dislodge pebbles from the earth and send them rolling. ”I think I remember him. Didn’t the water itself refuse to fall on him when I tried to make it? Hah!”

The iron enormity finally came to a halt. Though still quite distant, its four burning eyes were more than high enough to gaze at the Phoenix directly.

”What makes this land his, now? I don’t recall him making it, for sure. And doesn’t he recognise Narzhak, grandest and mightiest of his brothers? Or-” One of Narzhak’s eyes narrowed as its gaze swept over the fiery creature. ”Am I even speaking to him? What’s this new habit of sending flying gnats around everyone has taken up?”

Turns out the hulk of flesh had a name too. Narzhak. The Phoenix had no clue to who he was, but Sartr would’ve immediately recognized him if he were here. And from the sounds of it, they appear to be bitter rivals. But alas, he was not with the Phoenix. The avatar was alone. And what’s worse, its contact with its master hadn’t seemed to have gotten through for the past day - as if it was completely cut off from all contact. So when the God stopped to realize who he was talking too, the terror-bird had no chance but to assert its dominance to the best it could.

"YOU SPEAK TO HIS AVATAR OF FIRE!" the Phoenix boomed as he continued flapping his wings towards him, "I - THE PHOENIX - ALONG WITH MY MASTER, HAVE TAKEN RESIDENCY OF THIS VOLCANO WE HAVE SO ERECTED FROM THE DEPTHS OF THIS BARREN WASTELAND! AND YOU ARE TRESPASSING WITHIN ITS GROUNDS! STATE YOUR BUSINESS OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!"

A low rumbling rose from the god’s invisible throat. ”Avatar? That’s like a-” with motions small for one of such size, but sufficient to grind a mountaintop to dust, he rubbed two of his fingers together with a painfully grating sound, ”lieutenant? Good thought there. I didn’t know that loudmouth had it in him to figure out something like this. Still, your insolence is more annoying than that is impressive.”

Narzhak snapped his fingers out of their scraping, and the ground about his feet fractured, blossoming with towering, cruelly sharp pillars of iron.

”You’d better learn fast, underling, that I go wherever I please whenever I do. This place is in dire need of something to make it less dull, and if you can’t do any better than a smoking hill, get out of my sight. It’s time for a true god to do some work here.”

The Phoenix glared at the intruder’s stubbornness, gritting its beaked teeth, as his metal frameworked grinded towards Mt. Eldahverr. It appeared it would have to fight this god after all. With another mighty caw, the winged beast rose its wings and took flight as it glided down the mountain. As it did so, the volcano began to spew out lava from its dome, with the ash-smoke getting more thick as the eruption commenced.

It wasn’t going to let this intruder take over its property - even if it meant death.

The Phoenix flew over the barren wasteland, spreading its fire and heat upon the lands where they all burned underneath the winged terror. Once in range, it commenced to fire upon the beast with its superheated fiery mouth beam as it aimed for the god’s torso. If connected upon impact, it would surely explode due to its highly volatile nature.

And, with a target as sizeable as that, explode it did. Narzhak growled as he raised a forearm to shield himself from the glare, inching back under the first impact. Streams of molten metal dripped down his armoured bulk from where the scorching blast had struck it. They swiftly froze and were absorbed into the iron surface, adding to the number of its odd ridges and scars.

”If Sartr didn’t give you a brain to know better than this, he won’t be getting the rest of you back either!” He reached towards the ground with his free hand, and iron came surging from it in unnatural upward cascades, coalescing in a tangle of blades and spines large enough to crush a forest. With a surprisingly agile motion despite his mass, the god hurled the makeshift weapon at his winged adversary, immediately grasping for a second metallic surge as soon as it left his grip.

Using the skies to it advantage, the Phoenix was quick to dodge the incoming metallic mass - but only by barely as it nearly scrapped its inner wing. Despite the god’s massive size, he definitely didn’t slouch when engaging in combat. It has to be careful with him, unless it strived to be hit with a powerful wallop in the face. Taking quick notice of the massive gap in between the initial throws, the winged pterosaur took the chance to dive-bomb towards the distracted iron god. Once again it fired its beams in multiple spurts, with several heading attempting to hit his head.

The monstrosity of iron that passed for Narzhak’s head shook as if to chase away something buzzing around it, his angered rumbling rising and fading like the crash and ebb of subterranean waves. Molten craters pitted the blank visor where the blasts struck it, each large enough to sink a town in its churning depths. And yet the colossus only seemed to be growing more furious.

Another jagged mass gathered in his hand, and again he flung it at the Phoenix. This time, the assembly of cutting shards shattered in midair halfway towards its target, dispersing into a hailstorm of spinning razor-sharp scraps and edged fragments. Even as they flew, the god reached down with both arms, digging his claws into the ground. Stone groaned and creaked as he began to lift a piece of soil as large as a small island, tearing it out of the earth as though it were little more than a handful of pebbles.

Sharp bursts of pain sheared themselves into the flying beast’s rocky wings, breaking off chunks of skin as molten ichor dripped from the inflicted wounds. The Phoenix cawed in annoyance as it made a mid-air roll to rid itself of these pesky metal splinters before breaking off his descent and flew over him - dropping molten substance upon Narzhak. Still, it couldn’t help that while its beams were effective to an extent, they wouldn’t be enough to take down - let alone in scaring off - the iron titan of war. It was time to get more acquainted with its foe - up close and personal.

Once again, the Phoenix turned its trajectory at the Iron Giant’s backside, while witnessing him rip a huge island-sized chunk of soil from the ground with minimal effort. Things were already heating up way too quickly for the terror-bird’s liking. It had to make the god drop his load prematurely or be squashed under a million tons of solid rock. Rather than launching a beam, it began to rush towards Narzhak as if about to collide with him. However at the last possible second, the Phoenix rapidly flew his wings back to slow his acceleration and clapped its wings in a devastating sonic boom at point-blank range. The sheer power of that sudden change of energy launched the beast back enough to quickly regain its balance and momentum.

The upward sweep of the god’s arms as he prepared to hurl his load at his opponent stopped abruptly with a flinch. Narzhak’s entire bulk trudged half a gigantic step forward, before beginning to turn about. His hands abruptly tore away from the mass they were holding, sending chunks of rock and earth raining for miles around him. The ground itself trembled as the greatest part of the weight fell back at the titan’s feet, several hills springing into being over that single moment. Clouds of dust and debris rose to blot out the sight of the struggle along with the volcano’s acrid smoke.

Mere instants later, the earth quaked again as those feet stomped down in quick sequence. Heavy beyond measure Narzhak might have been, and deceptively ponderous when he walked at leisure, but he was not sluggish. As the Phoenix righted itself in the air, an immense clawed hand came grasping for it past the veil of drifting detritus. The iron of its skin flowed and reshaped itself as it moved, fingers stretching out into vast blades that stretched its reach twofold. Fast on the momentum he had gained from swivelling about, the god lunged forward with all his body, threads of iron weaving themselves between his lengthening fingers in a net that closed in towards his winged foe.

The net launched towards the Phoenix’s head, successfully and miraculously ensnaring the creatures head in an iron cage. "GAGH! GET OFF ME YOU ROTTEN FILTH!" the Phoenix screeched desperately as it attempted to shake it off, firing multiple beams wildly like a bird in a spider’s web. This was the entire Arae situation all over again, only concentrated on its massive head rather than his entire body. Forced to land, the Phoenix tugged at its opponent’s hand before attempting to use all of its strength to launch itself into the air and free itself from his grasp.

”Hrhah-ah!” Narzhak’s good humour appeared to be fast to rebound from irritation. His growling laugh churned once more from within his throat, despite his prey’s fiery struggles melting parts of his now webbed hand to slag. Wherever a link was broken, new metallic cords sprouted to replace it. ”See your place now, pest?”

With a mighty pull, he brought his forearm to bear over the Phoenix’s trapped head, its weight rising like an iron wall in the way of its attempts to break lose. For a moment it rose, forced up by the creature’s efforts; he pushed down stronger, almost leaning upon it with half a shoulder.

”It wouldn’t surprise me by now if your master really was careless enough to leave your skull empty. But I like to be certain of things.” The web tightened as the gargantuan hand began to close on its quarry. ”Let’s find out.”

He squeezed.

And the harder he squeezed, the more the agony befell the fallen Phoenix as his screeches of aggression turned into wails of torment With its neck badly sprained and its head within a cold tight embrace, the flying beast found itself at the Iron Giant’s mercy. Its vision was fading, its mind going numb, and its screeches turning ever softer per passing second.

"M-Maaaaaaasterrrr..." the Phoenix whispered weakly as its world was closing in, "I’ve… failllllled you… my embers... shall scatter throughout the world… never… to be seen… again..."

Expecting its imminent demise, the Phoenix attempted to let go of his struggle and have fate guide the beast towards oblivion. Surely Master Sartr would be disappointed in his first avatar. Surely he’d let him die. But as the dam was about to let in the flood of darkness, a bright flicker of flame suddenly popped within its sub-conscious.

”NO.” a deep resenting voice echoed.

Then, another flicker revealed alongside it, which revealed two fiery eyes that pierced into the collapsing void.

”NO!”

Then the flame exploded to encapsulate the Phoenix’s mind, clearing its vision of the darkness and replacing it with a red-hot glow. The terror-bird eyes were glowing a furious orange as its body was given new life! Its head lifted unnaturally to face it’s cruel adversary, as it gave off an ominous garbled rumble through its molten esaphogus.

”YOU WILL TREMBLE AGAINST MY MIGHT!” the voice of Sartr roared as he now took control of the Phoenix’s rattled body.

Then the mighty pterosaur began to levitate off the ground, slowly ascending into the sky with the iron cage still attached. Yet as the blazing heat that extruded from its body began to rapidly rise, the metal structure would begin to feel its effects, costing it to melt off the Phoenix’s head. Still the beast rose, higher and higher, until it stopped suddenly above Narzhak. And then…

”SCRAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!”

A violent explosion raptured throughout the Phoenix’s body as raw fire completely encapsulated the mighty beast, while throwing a shockwave of ungodly heat in every direction. The ground below was utterly scorched by the blazing heat, the soil crystalizing into a rough rocky substance. The rocks began to violently melt all around, quickly reforming into minuscule pieces of sand, as the shockwave spreaded for hundreds of miles. Every flat surface ranging as far west towards the looming Cauldron, to the northern peaks of the Qiangshan Mountains, the World Scar, and bowling itself within the eastern mountains, was turned into fine sand for miles on end. Even the temperature of the affected locations began to raise unnaturally into a dry and hot environment.
The entire sector had been turned into a blazing desert - born from the rage of a god.

And, in the midst of it, a single towering figure stood bemusedly gazing at its hand.

”You little...” Narzhak snarled, none too pleased with the experience. Most of the metallic skin on his appendage had, despite its thickness, liquefied and dripped away, exposing the nauseous fleshy pulp beneath. Its gnarled fingers were charred in stripes, slivers and scraps sloughing from them or outright crumbling to ash and joining the sand at his feet.

Four incandescent glares rose to meet the rekindled Phoenix. ”Your gizzard being fuller than your head only tells me what I’ll need to tear out first.” A foot rose, like a hammer poised to strike, and fell.

This time, the ground did not simply shake. Spasms wracked it like the grip of a fever, the earth moaning and screaming in agony at the violence the wrathful god wrought upon it. Fissures spread to all sides from his foot, the sands immediately swallowing them, only to expose new gaps as they flowed. Echoes of the shock propelled mounds and dunes upwards, birthing uneven slopes and treacherous chasms. And, even as it squirmed under Narzhak’s fury, the earth answered.

All throughout the newly formed waste, the surface of the ground was broken by vicious clutches of iron rising to pierce the sand and sky. Dagger-like pillars, razor-edged spirals, spiked pyramids of the shining metal stood at once like a legion of awakened corpses clawing their way out of shallow graves. Some shards were spat out by the soil, arcing through the air and burrowing back like wounding blades as they landed.

Narzhak’s burned hand grasped one of the metallic formations that had burst out the closest to him, and it flowed around the clutches like a stream. The exposed fingers were covered in armour once again, then another layer, then another. In a heartbeat, the god’s right forearm had become a thick maul, large enough to level mountaintops with a sweep. Lacerating thorns dotted its surface, and its tip extended into a fearsome barb.

”Come now,” the Iron Giant rumbled, the taunt resurfacing in his voice, ”I’m curious to see what’s inside the rest of you.”

The Phoenix’s head snapped down at the rival god as Sartr’s gaze stiffened. However the fire god would not speak or mutter a single syllable - not even to mention the accessories that he had given towards this sandy hell. Instead, his gaze shifted below the giant’s feet and from it, the ground below began to intensify. Combined with the reflective glow of the sun, the sand began to grow hotter - hot enough to turn the ground into solid shards of glass. The surrounding area in fact had begun erecting tiny participles of sharp piercing glass, one which Sartr had proceeded to lift into the air with a massive gust of wind.
The sand behind Sartr began to lift themselves high into the air - the several million participles coming together to erect a massive wall of floating sand and deadly particles. Tiny glimmers of needle-shaped glass bits could be seen dazzling within the chaos brewing within the newly erected sandstorm as the terror-bird flapped its wings to send this massive barrage straight towards Narzhak. It engulfed the two gods in a blinding storm, one so thick that the sun was nearly covered by this suffocating substance.

And that’s when the Phoenix rushed towards the blinded iron god, sinking its talons deep into its opponent’s armor and flesh like a hot knife through butter, as it attempted to lift their god off the ground with great force. And with a mighty heave, they attempted to launch him far back into the blazing sands and towards one of the giant iron structures ahead.

Taken by surprise by his adversary’s unexpected strength, the colossus staggered a step backwards, carving through the gleaming monolith. His left hand rose to sweep the fiery bird away, even as his new weapon’s tremendous size was turned against itself, the cumbersome scourge too unwieldy to swing in such close quarters.

Yet, forced back against the metallic formation, Narzhak found himself in his element. Iron flowed from the spire and around his body, shooting forth from his chest in a circle of immense spears. As the hastily conjured darts thrust at the Phoenix, the god stepped backwards once more, black ichor from open gashes spraying in his wake. He spared no words for it, but, finding room for a strike, swung his maul-hand against the avatar.

The spears found their mark by burrowing right through the Phoenix’s wings, each spurting out shots of molten essence from their wounds, however the flying beast didn’t seem to take much note of their presence. In fact, the longer they were lodged in, the heat began to quickly melt the iron spears into a dark-silver liquid and rendered them efficiently harmless. Sartr’s laugh could be heard echoing from the Phoenix’s beak as it watched the iron god throw his essence around.

”FOOL!” the fire god boomed haughtily, ”YOUR WORTHLESS METAL HAS NO EFFECT AGAINST THE RAW POWER OF THE FIRE GOD’S BURNING ESSENCE! LEAVE THIS AREA OR I SHALL GLADLY MELT YOUR IRON AND FLESH ALTOGETHER!”

Of course, Narzhak didn’t seem to take the message as he swung his blunt mawl towards the Phoenix. This time however, the fire beast was able to dodge it with ease as it countered with another blast of a white-hot beam straight into the god’s face.

The flames in the giant’s eyes sputtered in the approximation of a wince. He shook his head as if to disperse a daze, all while lifting another piece of metal from the shattered obelisk. The iron stretched and flattened in a wide disk, forming the simulacrum of a vast shield fastened to the god’s left forearm. As his glare blazed up again amid the dripping helm, the spiked maul was brought to bear again - then stopped as he seemed to consider the Phoenix’s words for the first time.

”Fire god? So it’s actually you.” The makeshift bulward was held up to fend off any more interrupting blasts. ”If I’d known I just had to beat your puppet enough for you to finally answer, I’d have done it faster. Have you really gone from making an upcry about existing to shouting over heaps of stones?” He gestured, rather dismissively, at the smouldering Eldahverr.

The volcano continued to spew its unhealthy dose of molten magma and suffocating ash across the desert, with miniature thunderstorms crackling inside the hellish inferno. At the rate it was bellowing, it could cover the surrounding area for miles on end if left unchecked. Yet Sartr didn’t matter what destruction and misery he caused - for he was already pissed enough at the iron god as is.

”AND HOW LOW HAVE YOU DARED GO TO CHALLENGE MY FLAME, METAL GIANT?” the God roared questioningly as he bursted another beam of hot fire towards his adversary, ”YOU’D HAVE BEEN MORE THE WISER TO STAY FAR AWAY FROM MY BEAUTIFUL INFERNO! BUT NOW YOU WILL BURN AS YOU FIND YOUR METAL SKIN MELTING BACK INTO THE GROUND OF WHICH YOU’VE CAME!”

Still the heat around them continued to rise, already high enough to make the air quiver. More and more clouds of sand, glass, and ash, rose to choke the sky. Had anyone but a divine been nearby, they would have been hard-pressed to breathe. Myriads of sharp particles hovered around like minuscule unseen blades, all mercilessly scraping and scratching anything they lighted upon.

”There is no high or low in war, you should know,” Narzhak retorted, holding up his shield to absorb the brunt of Sartr’s incandescent assault. ”And if you hadn’t boiled your own brains, you’d remember I don’t come from the ground, or at least have a better eye for beauty.” He seemed to be about to continue his jeering, but stopped short, casting a glance around himself.

”But look at this.” Around them, the boundless desert glistened like a sea with waves of steel and glass. Beyond the choking emanations of the struggle, the landscape was unearthly, fearsome, oddly striking and pitiless at once. ”Despite your lacking taste, we’ve made quite a piece of work here. I’ll say,” he turned his gaze back towards the Phoenix, ”You know that overgrown kite of yours wouldn’t melt my finger if it blew for years, I could be here swinging at it all day, and there’s plenty still left for me to do elsewhere. I call for a truce until we can have a battle proper worthy of gods like us. Face to face, army to army. Deal?”

The Flaming God was still no-less disappointed that Narzhak refused to yield in defeat, however he would be lying if he didn’t find his rival’s idea enticing. Warriors of heat and fire battling out against warriors of iron - he could see it all take place within the expanse of his chaotic mind. And he sees himself guiding an army - one so vast and ruthless that it would engulf the world of Galbar into cinders. Just to see the Iron god at last tremble against him and a sea of vicious warriors was something he couldn’t bare to pass up. Sartr cocked his avatar’s head towards him before a molten grin rippled across the avian’s beak.

”SO BE IT!” Sartr replied smugly with a deadly dosage of excitement, ”GO FORTH AND CREATE YOUR LITTLE IRON FIGURINES. UNTIL THEN I WILL FORGE THE LARGEST ARMY THAT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN - ONE THAT WILL DETERMINE WHO REALLY IS THE STRONGEST OF THEM ALL AND ENGULF GALBAR IN A SEA OF MOLTEN DESOLATION! HEED MY WARNING BROTHER, FOR I WILL NOT GO EASY ON YOUR PITIFUL SOUL ONCE THAT DAY COMES-FORTH!”

”I wouldn’t expect anything less.” Narzhak rumbled in amusement, evidently pleased with himself. ”Don’t make me wait too long, or that day might catch you unawares when it comes. Until then...”

The god shook his hands, casting off the conjured weapons in a shower of fragments great and small. Then, with a movement that looked as though a mountain had been suddenly sliced from its foundation, he swung about and was off, trudging heavily among the iron monuments. In a few minutes, he was once more but a large dim blot on the horizon.

With the Iron Giant finally departing from the sector, the furious sandstorm began to slowly die down. In addition, Mt. Eldahverr’s eruption was also ceasing as the thick smoke and ash became less prevalent, and the lava beginning to harden into obsidian. Feeling satisfied by the outcome, Sartr proceeded to evacuate his control from his avatar’s body, allowing the terror-bird to finally regain himself. The Phoenix crashed onto the sandy surface and began to pant profusely and regain its strength.

The battle had finally concluded - leaving the environment around the two gods as a barren desert wasteland with iron structures dotting across the field.

Once comfortable, the giant avian slowly got to its feet as it could feel his dark-crimson body aching in miserable pain.

"I’m… sorry, Master Sartr.", the creature cackled raspily towards the fire god, "Without your help… I would’ve most certainly perished. But I still… accept any punishment given to me."

”SURELY YOU REQUIRE MORE TRAINING EXPERIENCE, PHOENIX.” Sartr responded in a stern yet understanding tone, ”WHEN WORD COMES OUT OF OUR CONQUEST OF THIS WORLD, THE REST OF THE GODS SHALL COME FOR US.”

The Phoenix nodded understandingly as he observed the sands around them.

”BUT I SHALL SPARE MY WRATH UPON YOU TODAY,” the flame god explained mercifully, ”NARHZAK’S PRESENCE WAS UNEXPECTED - AND YOU ONLY NEED TRAINING. BUT FAIL ME INCOMPETENTLY AGAIN, AND I’LL INDEED GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT. UNDERSTAND?”

A weak sigh of relief rushed from the avian’s jagged beak.

"Yes Master… I understand..." the Phoenix nodded.

”GOOD” Sartr replied satisfactory, ”NOW RETURN TO MUSPELL AT ONCE. WE MUST CONTINUE TO FORGE PLANS FOR THE EVENTS AHEAD.”

"It shall be done." the terror-bird responded as it began to spread its wings and take off.

Once airborne, it proceeded to leave Mt. Eldahverr and the scorching desert behind. From the fire and iron of the two violent gods, they had both unintentionally helped in the creation of this vast and harsh ecosystem. With rolling dunes and deep cravasses these lands would henceforth be called...

The Plains of Sandravii.




Oldie, but a coolie.





Level: 2 (4/20)
Location: Peach’s Castle
Word Count: 926

Direct Mentions: @Archmage MC, @ProPro, @Lugubrious


As the plumber made his way towards the cages, he wouldn't go at this alone. Blazermate came to his aid along with her valuable healing capabilities pocketing him close behind. Mario recognized this notion and issued a thumbs up for thanks as he continued quenching the fires ahead. He zipped and zoom through the falling debris and blazing carpiture. The cages were just in sight and they were closing in! Just over that hill of debris and they'll be within range of the cages. He prepares his jump - ducking low - before firing his legs straight into the air. Being focused at the prizes ahead, it didn't even matter what was happening around him. Not even the triple shots that rang out from a particular revolver were of~

"WAAGH!"

Feeling a sudden burst of burning pain running rampant in his side, Mario's jump was interrupted in mid-air as a flash of red blinded his trajectory. He crashed down on the ground hard as he rolled over multiple times before grinding to a halt. Red ooze dripped from his sky-blue overalls and stained his snow-white gloves as he assessed the damage. He was definitely in significant pain, yet he strangely didn't feel as much as he thought he did. But of course, like Blazermate he too took quick note at the shooter - who of course was the infamous Courier. He very much had a few choice words and a blazing fist that he wanted to ram up his ass, but the healing robot took the honors for herself. And with the cowboy quickly getting shot by Zer0 and appointed a joint-strategy in foiling Megadragonbowser, Mario was forced to quell his anger elsewhere.

Still, being within the reach of the robot's medibeam was able to soothe this painful experience and heal at least some of the damage while she healed others nearby. Yet once a beam of energy shot through near the ceiling, it was able to snap several of the target cages. Amongst the captives freed, Donkey Kong along with an animal duo and a stick-figure similar to a Mr. Game & Watch wielding a pencil of some kind. However, the purple dragon and a kid were still stuck on top of the cages and both suffering major damage. The plumber recalled Geno wanting the former for his plan and was about to contact the blue-clad puppet before seeing a new female character free the remaining two.

With that taken care of, Mario turned his attention to the freed captives - specifically with the more familiar Donkey Kong. Hopefully he's going to have to open new wounds and old rivalries with this ape, despite his quelled-up rage with Courier. He quickly made his way towards his old friend and landed just a few meters away from DK. Raising up his right hand, he waved for the ape's attention.

"Oi Donkey Kong!" Mario shouted at the great ape.

The brown gorilla turned around with surprising speed, looked wildly at who called for him. When he finally rested his eyes upon Mario's, he froze as his expression turned to a more friendly tone. He then proceeded to gallop towards Mario, leaping over the burning rubble in his way before he was just feet away from him. DK looked down gingerly, issuing a curious whimper as he examined his old friend for authenticity. The plumber simply smiled.

"Yes," Mario said calmly as he rose his hand towards him, "It's-a-me, your friend."

The ape eyed the stached' plumber's blood-dripped glove with his scarlet-red eyes cautiously as he continued with his soft snorting. Again he paused before slowly raising his massive hand to reach his. His finger touched the palm of his friend's hand and soon the crimson left his dark-hazel eyes. His mannerisms and memories finally began to fully return to him as he gives out a friendly hoot and proceeded to beat his chest graciously. Mario was surprised it went down that easily for some reason, however now was not the time to get caught up with one another. The plumber eyed the flying demon koopa as he patted his newfound partner on his burly arm.

"You see that-a-flying Bowser?" he asked while DK nodded, "Thats-a our boss of the evening."

DK's mannerism fluctuated somewhat as he began to aggressively snarl towards the Bowser in white, forcing Mario to soothe the great ape down.

"No no, not-a-him," the plumber assured the confused DK, "That-a-Bowser is with us. Why he's-a-still wearing the suit I don't-a-know... But the one-a-flying is our enemy. We need-a-all the brawn we can muster to defeat-a-him."

DK looked to Mario and issued a grin of acknowledgement as he reared up on his hind legs. Once again he beaten his chest, this time roaring loudly to announce his position against the wing tyrant. The plumber nods as he shifts his cap with fire radiating from his palms. With a nod towards DK, they were ready to officially join the battle.

"It's-a-time to smash." he announced confidently before man and beast leaped into action.

Mario proceeded to run on the ground in a zig-zag formation, while Donkey Kong climbed one of the four pillars and proceeded to hug the wall next to him. Once the latter found himself close to Megadragonbowser, the great ape used his superior climbing skills to climb the face of said wall and leapt towards his foe as soon he was high enough. He rose his fists above his head - ready to unleash a devastating smash attack as soon as the enemy Bowser popped out of his shell.









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Even at regular power, it became painfully clear that Geno's initial shots were literally being shrugged off by the enemy Bowser. Although the puppet wasn't clearly surprised by this notion, he knew that another plan of attack was just in order. Thankfully - or perhaps surprisingly - the flying koopa still didn't seem to even notice or bother with Mario and his ragtag team in foiling their plans to release the cages behind them. How could it be? The two were brutal nemesis no matter what realm or version they happened to be in (almost anyways). So the fact that he wasn't immediately going after the plumber was puzzling.

Yet Mario and his ally wouldn't be spotted by the great Koopa King - but by two of Courier's deliberate three shots that rang throughout the throne room, hitting the plumber and his healing companion while the other shot rang towards Din. The puppet paused to give a deadpan stare towards the ever troublesome and chaotic cowboy, however with his interactions with Zer0 proved that scoundrel right as they both dealt some damage towards the flying Bowser. And with Mario within the vicinity of a healer, Geno figured the plumber would walk it off.

Then when a sudden beam bursted bast him, the puppet saw it hit several of the cages as they fell down to the ground and freed three of the captives. Yet out of the two still holding on, he was quick to spot the grievously injured purple dragon lying weakly inside his cage. This was his chance to get him! If he was ever going to reprimand his cursed actions towards him, he'll have to do it now. But before he could rush over, one of their newest allies was able to strike the cages and freed the dragon in the process.

Spyro fell from the cage, badly wounded but alive. As his purple clawed feet landed on the harsh rocky floor, the wounds he'd suffered forced him to fall back on his side. He was hurting really bad. And he recognized that this place wasn't the best place to mope around in. He attempts to stand, his legs wobbling and teeth chattering, only to find himself plopped back down on his side. He was too weak. All the fatigue of the torture he had sustained from earlier had made him exhausted. And he was now helpless to the chaotic environment around him.

But as he observed the battle from a distance, he suddenly caught the attention of a wooden doll heading towards. A very familiar doll at that - with his blue clothing and short stature. He remembers him, and he doesn't take his presence lightly. His eyes slant as he growls towards the approaching Geno.

"You...!" the small dragon growled as he bore his teeth at his previous aggressor.

Geno remorsefully looked down at the struggling dragon. He too hadn't forgotten what he had done in the lab and the fact that he did such a thing was against his very notion. The doll rose his hands up as to prove his innocence.

"Stay calm dragon," the star warrior softly replied, "I'm not going to hurt you..."

Spyro backed away from Geno as he lowered his body in defense.

"Don't play dumb with me!" he yelled back defiantly, "You're the one who left me to die! You carried out the plans that the nasty wizard wanted! Do you know how long I was trapped down there?!"

"I regret much of what I've done down there," Geno replied shamefully, "I didn't intend to carry out Kamek's plan."

"Yet you did it anyways!" the purple dragon continued rambling, "You injected me with that awful dagger! I felt like my entire body was gonna explode! And just when I was going to be free from this hell, I find myself back in here! If only you've~!"

"That's enough." Geno interrupted as his eyes closed in shame. He took a deep breath and sighed before he continued. "My mind wasn't in the right place. The dagger I held had controlled my mind at that point, forcing me to carry out the deed. I did so AGAINST my judgement."

"Then why did he sound so surprised when you helped him?" Spyro inquisitively growled with resentment.

A good question indeed. Geno paused for a moment to gather his composure before he forced to reply.

"Look," the puppet continued, "We can discuss this later. Right now, we're in the middle of a battle. And I'm not the enemy. If you want to see yourself freed from his vile castle, help us take down the King of this castle. I promise everything will be explained afterwards."

The purple dragon eyed the wooden doll cautiously.

"How can I trust you then?" he asked carefully.

He paused before remembering something he had stored in his pocket.

"Here - take this as proof of my humble allegiance."

Rustling through, he revealed an HP mushroom and tossed it at Spyro. The shroom immediately dissipated upon contact with the dragon, before he found his wounds nearly healed and his energy restored. The purple creature cautiously inspected his body - watching for any unusual effects to his body - before lively getting back on his feet, feeling refreshed.

"Woah," Spyro breathed as he strutted his stuff, "I'm feeling rather better now."

He looked back at Geno with a more friendly look of acknowledgement.

"T-Thanks for the healing," he hesitantly responded, "Looks like you really are part of the good guys."

Geno's stern expression softened as he issued a nod.

"Thank you for trusting me," he replied, "I promise to make this all up to you soon."

The wooden doll then turns to point at Megadragonbowser.

"For now, we've got a boss to defeat."





The twins could also count as healers/herbalists as well, but they are connected eternally to one another.

Which reminds me...

Some moths irl actually pollinate flowers.

So...

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With most of the other guild members that had previous partook in the last mission, Titanica thought that she would have to go on her own. Not like it wouldn't have mattered anyways, for she was perfectly fine in being alone. She truly didn't want to go on this quest, but since it related to that previous job, she felt that she might as well finish it with honor. But before she could depart, she glanced over to see the demoness Vară come over to partake in this quest.

"Hello Titanica, I'll shall be joining you on this quest today. Um...I hope we make quick work of this quest. Oh, and I hope we work well together!"

The titan looked down upon the only member from the last quest come to her side. For a moment, a flash of light encapsulated her conscious as she remembered the certain situation that unfolded two nights ago. She seemed to abhor this idea at first - before finally getting back to her senses and nodded at her partner's request.

"Indeed." Titanica answered with a nod, "Now come. There is no time to be lost."

With that, the two made their way south to Pavar across a sea of vast grasslands and ancient ruins. Their travel was surprisingly calm and uneventful. Even as they were deep in Order territory they were given no attention by even the local guards. This was somewhat unusual, however Titanica paid no attention to this. Once they reached their destination, they found themselves within a large ruins - a town long since being reclaimed by the elements. The titan continued trodding along through the ruins, looking closely at her surroundings in order to find their culprit.

She sniffed the air at random, attempting to pick up a scent of anyone nearby. And once it picked something up, she proceeded to follow it.

"This way." she bluntly barked as she followed her nose.

As she got closer however, she could hear digging coming from a chapel ruins. Growling lowly, she motioned her partner to stay close as she approached the ruined building and traversed the perimeter before reaching the cemetery at the back.

And there they saw the perpetrator - a bug-eyed boy who looked eerily like Neil but sported black hair - who looked at them as if they had rudely interrupted his activity in digging holes.

Titanica had a hunch that this was the Forde Briar person they were to collect - after all the pamphlet highly implied that this character was a grave robber, and judging by what he was doing he could very well be doing this - however she wasn't entirely sure. And judging by his appearance and stature, she'll have to be carefully in not spooking him to the degree where he couldn't talk. The titan stopped several meters away, as to give him room to not be too intimidated by their massive size difference.

"Do not be alarmed," Titanica responded in a somewhat softer voice, "We are simply visiting. We won't be here very long - for we are seeking someone of interest. Do you know of anyone named Forde Briar?"





Morgan was happy to see others joining her on the mission. The first two to sign on were the new twin liliraune sisters - a race she hadn't seen for years. Being essentially plant-monster girls, they too were highly attuned to plants and herbs. They would be great assistance while Morgan could begin the testing.

"Then come along!" the moth-titan replied to the sisters excitedly as she showed them the way out.

However, before they could do that, Neil decided to join them at the last second. However, he also warned them about the incident with Freyr - essentially repeating the warning that was written on the pamphlet - and was worried if the same thing could happen to Morgan.

"You don't have to worry about me," the girl replied confidently, "I'm exceptionally knowledgable when it comes to medicine. And I'm not easily as susceptible to hallucinations thanks to my magic. I should be fine."

With that, the four began their trip to Ambran. Morgan was fine to walk on foot - being able to use her wings if need be - while the boy proceeded to push the cart for them. However the moth-girl nearly forgot that liliraunes often traveled within their flowery-pot, surrounding in a pool of rejuvenating nectar. Thus they had very little lee-way in moving, less they traveled by a moving cart as demonstrated.

Then Neil asked about how they got to know their knowledge on medicine as 'herbalists'. Morgan was the first to explain her background.

"My clan was deeply engrained in the realm of apothecary," she explained, "We were not known for our brute physical strength like those from say Titanica's tribe. We specialized in magic - and we bonded with nature in order to reveal its knowledge. My parents and mentors helped me tap into this power and with their guidance I've managed to acquire much. All the recipes for various spells and medicinal herbs that I've learned were passed down from generation to generation - stemming all the way back to the First Borns - in which they got theirs from our tribe's Goddess. I can't thank them enough for teaching me all this - yet even now I'm still learning something new everyday."
@PaulHaynek I thought @AzureKnight was going to have Vara and/or Nagare join Titanica in her quest - as well as some of the others?



Zun - Airport Cafe.



Amongst the high-pitched complaints that erupted from the crowd, the calm and collective Calistrophous only muttered a brief and tired sigh. Carrying his luggage, he found a simple Korean-styled cafe located within the building and proceeded to settle down while grab himself a green tea in the process. There the lizardman sat in utter silence as he picked up a newspaper and sipped on his drink He too was quite disappointed at the news that broke out, as was everyone else, but he did sense that something didn't feel right prior to this.

Could it be a gut-feeling that stirred within his stomach? Or perhaps... something more?

He had heard news dripping down from international television and word-of-mouth of chaotic activity going on across the world. From the rambunctious activities of terrorists, to the silence of shady corporations, the world was in a place of absolute imbalance. And in this area, public chaos ruled supreme. Many believed it was corruption acting at its most nefarious, while some simply shrugged it off. For Callus - being in what would've been his fifth annual tournament in a row - he didn't quite mind that much.

He ought to make his time worth it here in the meantime, as he compliments on what he ought to do next and watches the world fly past him.




Zun - Bar. | Notable Mention: @Ruler Inc Shayton



A rough grumble was all Aleks muttered as he took a gulp of his glass of hard vodka. The brutal stinging sensation filled his entire mouth and gullet as he set his glass back on the counter with a clanking thud. He cared not for the fact that the nomad tournament had been canceled. He didn't even take a flight over here in the first place - rather he had stationed himself here since he arrived from that damn portal. However, he would be lying to himself if he wasn't at least a bit curious about what it was all about. From the little he had heard, it was some famous martial arts fighting championship that acts as a annual hub for nomads of all shapes of life to congregate and flex their strength towards one another.

But now that it's canceled... "Ой блять" there's gonna be hell to pay.

Another swig later and Aleks found his glass completely dry. He growled softly before calling over the nearest bartender with a wave of his hand.

"Эй," the muscular man called over in a thick slavic accent as he slapped another bronze-colored voin on the deck, "Pass me another shot of водка, would you mind?"

The bartender seemed somewhat intimidated by his stature at first - clearly not the same person who passed him the first drink - but quickly acknowledged his request. He filled up the cup with another shot of the same vodka and quickly gave it to him.

"Спасибо," Aleks responded naturally before repeating in their native tongue bluntly, "Thank you."

Then he gave another sip of his drink as he extinguished his senses briefly to savor the flavor of this fine beverage. As soon as he finished his shot, he heard the angry voices of gruff men coming from near the entrance of the bar three seats away. Aleks turned his head to see a biker-group of some kind surround what appeared to be a middle-aged black man. Yet as he looked closely at the brutish man talking to the guy, he saw a gaping hole in his chest.

"О, дерьмо, посмотри на это." Aleks thought briefly before all hell went loose.

The gang soon proceeded to engage with the afro-haired man, however with the latter taking the upper hand with surprising efficiency - disappearing in and out as if flowing with the wind as he quickly began dispatching them one by one. The russian soldier chuckled slightly at this somewhat comically astonishing sight, yet refused to engage in battle. He figured this guy had everything under control.

"Who the hell is this guy?!" one of the mooks yelled in absolute confusion.

That was another question that entered Aleks' mind as he watched the gang got absolutely demolished by their so-called quarry. He could visually hear their bones snapping, nuts cracking, teeth shattering, and their bodies thrown all over the place like mere ragdolls. And when all was settled, the remaining member was told to leave as he high-tailed out of there faster than a deer fleeing from a ravenous bear. With that set and done, the man tipped the bartender as he ordered another glass of his drink - kindly provided on the house by the kind lady in the back.

Aleks remained silent while glancing over at the afro-man. Nothing was better then witnessing a good ole' fist fight in the middle of the bar and man was it entertaining. But he was also incredibly impressed in how he handled the entire fight. He had to be one of those ki-users right?

He hounded the rest of his vodka before moving a seat closer to the fighter and turning his head towards him.

"Oi Афро-chelovek," the bearded Russian called over in Russian, "You did good in beating those lot. Consider me impressed."




Zun - Hotel.



"AWWWWW, FUCK THIS!"

Akhult found himself spitting out a glass of reddish-brown Tiki-Cola out of his blowhole as soon as he heard the most unfortunate news. The 2 liter plastic bottle in his hand crunched instantly with the force of a miniature hydraullic press as he proceeded to throw it across the crummy room he rented. Everything that had been leading up to this was immediately silenced - all that hard work was put in vain for the grand total of nothing. The fuming whale beast stomped around his tiny living room space before immediately putting on his communication beat to his ear.

"Oi boss," Akhult's voice resonated deeply into the mic, "Can ya guess the fuck what happened over 'ere?"

"Yes." the voice from the other side slickly and calmly replied, "We're watching everything unfold as we speak. A real shame that our luck had turned over at the worse time possible."

"I thought the techies were on this whole noise!" the whale beast growled as his fists continued to strengthen.

"You already know that our best are in China ready to rob the largest Bitcoin™ digi-bank in the country," the boss continued explaining, "And even if they were here, they too wouldn't have any clue as whether this was happening or not. This info came completely out of left field."

"I betta hope you weren't settin' me up on this, Boss," Akhult warned with venom in his voice, "I was ready to win and get at it BIG! But now that this operation is a total bust, ya'll better give my damn money for those damn travelin' expenses. They ain't fuckin' cheap ya know!"

"Whoa, whoa - now just hold on a second Aku," the Boss answered as his tone began to rise, "We know what the deal is - and a deal is a deal - but that doesn't mean the job ends here. Not yet anyways."

"Waddya mean, not yet?" Akhult asked, "I don't suppose ya'll have a "Plan B" up 'ere for this exact predicament?"

"That's exactly what we're trying to figure out," the man on the other side affirmed, "Tell ya what. Stick here for the time being until we can figure out our next move. In the meantime, you might wanna do some make-shift reconnaissance and see if you can figure out the reason of the tournament's cancellation. Once we know what our next objective ought to be, we'll contact you. And I promise you'll get your money's worth at the end. Sound good?"

The orcaoid uttered a frustrated groan before finally affirming with him.

"Fine," Akhult responded reluctantly, "Just make it quick, Boss, I don't have all damn day."

With that he proceeded to turn off the device and stormed out of his hotel room. Everyone in his way made sure to leave the big guy plenty of space as Akhult thundered down the slummy hotel and onto the streets. The whale would then tighten his jacket and tip down his fedora as he concealed himself with the crowd. He's going to get to the bottom of this nonsensical debacle one way or the other.

For money called beyond the horizon...




My characters from the old-version of the RP.





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