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It's your friendly neighborhood Allen J.

I've gone by several names on this hellsite, since I've been around since Oldguild - didn't make too many waves back then, however. But, I am a twenty-three-year-old guy that lives on the east coast and attends community college for a criminal justice degree. When I'm not in class or raging online, I am at work at the worst place in the god damn world. And when I don't feel like doing any of that stuff, I'm usually on steam playing a game or watching Netflix. So my times kind of divided lol. I guess I call myself an average role player, there's better out there. I usually GM an RP or two, but sometimes, sometimes, I manage to find an RP that interests me that I join. I really like making a variety of different characters, and one thing I like to do is add depth and weave symbolism into my characters because people are a lot more than just one thing. I also like adding music where ever possible. I have a variety of preferred genres; I like superhuman and sci-fi settings the most. Though, I'm down for anything long as it sounds cool. I GM'd a lot of superhuman RPs, but, honestly, I'm trying to branch out and be known for a dude that makes any type of cool RPs. I have lots of ideas I want to put into play, which I'll detail below. I guess my specialty would be creating different worlds.

Message me anytime if you want to do them, or talk or play a game. Anything really. Also if you sent a message and I don't reply; chances are that I was out and looked at it on my phone or other device and wanted to wait until I get home before I replied. If I don't respond, feel free to prod me to get a response.


Vivid Recollections: Into the False Light: By far my most passionate project. Basically, it starts out as a generic "kids get magic powers" slice of life then it gets dark when I reveal that there's something incomprehensibly powerful out to get them and destroy the world. It has some pretty interesting characters and an emphasis on symbolism, and has a dark storyline that isn't basically "everyone dies lol". I hope to someday develop a universe out of this.

Nomadic Fist: Radiant Soul: Two years ago, I made World Warriors: Nomadic Fist, the greatest RP of all time regardless of what anyone says. I went through some issues and gave it to someone else. Eventually Nomadic Fist Radiant Soul was created and I am actually participating in this RP. The RP has a lot of potential and fresh blood in it and it could easily be the second best RP of all time.


Well, less future and more potential.

Titanshell: An RP that is a mixture of Armored Core, Anarchy Reigns, and Metal Gear. Basically, the world has been destroyed by war and polluted by corrupt companies, so cybernetics have become the norm. Corporations have taken over and are the de facto governments, and thus they are waging war on each other using advanced weaponry such as combat cyborgs, mobile fortresses known as bastions, and the eponymous Titanshells - giant war machines that destroy armies and leave cities in rubble. So the RP is a mixture of cyberpunk and Mecha, I'm not sure what the cast will be yet.

Virtual Memoirs: An RP inspired by retrofuturism artwork, and the basis is that society has developed similar to the 80's retrofuturism art and has that kind of aesthetic. I'm not sure what the RP will be about, but maybe it'll be about exploring space or maybe I'll make it a noir-like drama on the lines of Transistor.

Deadwood: An RP that was years in the planning, basically it was a high fantasy world that was destroyed in a cataclysmic event that rendered a lush world a desolate wasteland. A few thousand years later and the nations are pulling together what's left, but it's still horrible. Very little of the land can sustain life, and people are dying by the boatloads. A group of adventurers is hired by the leaders of one of the only prosperous settlers to figure out what the hell happen to the world. The reward is getting to live in her nation, but it's not as easy as it sounds.

The Dream Garden Asylum: A different spin on "a bunch of people are kidnapped and given superpowers by bad guys". They've all been given serums that have changed their bodies in one way or another - but the catch is that they must continue to consume the vials in order to continue using their powers and it'll mutate them over time. They have to survive the creatures and other failed experiments that lurk the halls of the asylum as they attempt to find a way to escape with their humanity.

American Guilt: WIP title, but inspired by two songs (American Guilt and American Terrorist III). It's basically America on the verge of becoming a cyberpunk dystopia, where people are killed on the streets if they aren't being farmed like cattle. Everyone is under constant surveilence and rights are disappearing by the minute. A group of citizens attempt to tear down this awful system, some call them terrorists, others call them freedom fighters. However, they won't be able to leave with their morality intact. An RP that'll probably get me put on a government watchlist lol.

Old/New Gods: I had the off thought in my head after seeing the twentieth thousand "School for Greek Gods" RP. What if there was an RP about Gods from all mythologies and not in a school? That'd be pretty cool right? Right. I have no idea about the plot or the setting!

Desolation: I Remain: A horror RP about a strange red mist rolling through the world, and where ever the mist goes; monsters follow. Most of the world has been wiped out by this mysterious fog as nobody - not even the military knows how to deal with it. The RP follows a group of survivors as they travel far north as rumor has it that the fog can't travel up mountains. However, it's not simple as it sounds.

A mixture of urban-fantasy, superpower, and horror; the universe is a unique setting that revolves around the emotions and memories of the people who live in it.

The Othergrounds: A reboot of one of the first RPs I made on the guild. It basically revolves around a bunch of kids that find themselves in a strange place, an abandoned city that is full of mysteries. They're also the few people around that have magic powers, or they gain magic powers upon arrival in the Othergrounds. The cast attempts to get to the bottom of things as they find out that they are not quite alone. An RP that is meant to examine themes of isolation, loneliness, and reaching out to each other.

Hunted Forever: A simple horror/supernatural-thriller RP, a group of completely random people in a completely random city are hunted by a crazed cult. Said cult has a lot more power and influence than expected, as their goals, their membership, and what they worship seem to be completely otherworldly.

Who Is Eleanor Black?: A group of investigators are hired/called out to a remote village in the United Kingdom to investigate an anomoly: a woman has apparently disappeared into thin air. However as they follow the trail they quickly come to the realization that it's a lot more complicated from a mere disappearance; it's almost as if she was wiped from existence. They find magic is in play and it gets a lot more complicated as they investigate the Black Family. The RP will either have the cast be the investigators or the inhabitants of the village.

A unique superhuman setting where people have been empowered by crystals and the energy they give off, a deconstrction of the superhuman story.
Task Force RAVEN: An RP that focuses on the title group; an elite task force that is the best at what they do. They eventually find themselves in the middle of a huge conspiracy that will shake the organization, as the RP explores their relationship with each other and the world that they live in.

The Group: An RP that centers around a team of criminal Metahumans that have been gathered and employed by a mysterious higher interest. They rarely ask questions because they're being paid so handsomely not to, but they soon find themselves getting in over their heads.

Prison Break: A group of Metahuman inmates break free of their confinement... and end up being forced to work for a mysterious person who has mysterious goals. Simple enough, the RP is meant to center around a bunch of morally ambiguous characters or people who haven't had their shot of redemption yet, similar to the suicide squad.

Infinite Worlds: Basically adopting one storyline from a previous RP. Basically a bunch of friends (and new homies) find some missing scientist's notes and decide to follow the trail. They find secret organizations, dimensional travel, and friends!

The Broken: Or misfit toys. It's about a group of Metahumans with severe problems (either mental or physical) going to a therapy group and bonding with each other. Featuring adventure!

A quirky RP series based off of fighting games and anime; is a fantasy kitchen sink that mixes the ridiculous with serious plots and settings.
Demise of Dreamers: Set after an alien invader conquers the earth and subjugates it; banning all forms of combat. Martial artists and other warriors must either join the resistance against him or assist him to gain complete control of the world. A darker take on the universe, but will still retain the RP's signature ridiculous in a serious situation.

Fighting Gold: In a generically named metropolis that has become a hive for warriors and other weirdness, a corporate madman attempts to subjugate the entire city. So the various fighters and other warriors must either side with him or against him, or fulfill their own agendas in a strange city that will expand and get more ridiculous as the RP goes on.


@Spoopy Scary: Honestly one of the best roleplayers on this site, we go waaay back. Despite his woman hair I really enjoy roleplaying with him and he is very intelligent. He has helped me a lot throughout the years.

@Junkmail: Despite all of his stale memes, shitposting, and other cancer he's a great guy. Pretty talented roleplayer for what it's worth (waaaay better than some of the retardation I've seen on this site) and has helped me with a lot of my ideas.

@Maxx: Even though he's infuriatingly flakey, I still regard him as a cool cat. He's a good roleplayer and definitely has some very good characters.

@He Who Walks Behind: If he would climb out of that damn cave and actually roleplay on this site, I would say he's the best. I always enjoyed his writing style and his characters, and he was my go-to co-gm when he did roleplay. He's also funny and probably has a huge dick.

@Dragonbud: I should probably talk to her more. Probably.


@Savo: A cancer cell that has fell off my body and developed into its own person. He's pretty cool for what its worth, and I entrusted him with the World Warriors RP after I fell on hard times and despite his attempts to eliminate what's left of my will to live, he's pretty fun to bounce ideas off of.

@redbaron1234: The last surviving brony, but are you a brony if you're a girl? These questions bring up the very nature and duality of man.

@Kamen Evie Is one of the few people on the RPG who likes Armored Core. They earned their spot on this list.

@KaiserElectric: Furromantic.

@Crosswire: They should change their username to Buttwire. One of the nicest people from the World Warriors RP.

@Drag: If we were Metal Gear characters, he'd be Volgin, but he'd call himself Revolver Ocelot anyway.

@wxps350: I found it, the most cancerous human being in the world. Please eliminate soon as you read this.


@Zombiedude101: My go-to Co-GM and right hand man, you've probably seen him as the Co-GM in my RPs a lot. He really helps me worldbuild and makes my retarded ideas less retarded and I appreciate that.

@Lord Wraith: Honestly he has a superhero universe that's closer to a comicbook and a lot more consistent than mine. Eventually we will actually roleplay with each other some day.

@FernStone: As much as I like reminding them they're bad, they're actually a consistent and dedicated roleplayer. A lot more than what I could say about everyone else on this fucking list.

@Altered Tundra: I wanted to actually put something nice down, but this fucking degenerate still listens to edgy middle-school rock bands unironically.



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but guess there's the whole time constraint thing before you leave ><

Yeah I'm hoping I don't have to trim the fat even more.

but the last few posts from Town Hall side kinda feels like filler looking back

in an rp that can't have filler
I will definitely try to post more consistently instead of waiting for inspiration to hit.

Tbh I should have started the fight first and then left the abstraction to a different storyline tbh.

Town Hall.

... And the sigil on Harold's arm disappeared - faded away into nothing - and at the same time, it reappeared on Min's arm. Amethyst smiled while Britney got an odd feeling in her chest as something that she was trying to avoid was about to come true.

"Now, you have his abstraction... and not just that; his memories," Amethyst started, "He was hiding many things from the Watchers - and the town - so it could prove helpful." Everything was going according to plan, even if it didn't seem obvious. By inheriting the memories of Harold; they'll see the truth that Britney tried to hide... which means even if she survives, she won't survive for long.

"But, that's for another time," Amethyst shrugged as her attention landed on Britney. She twirled the dagger around in her hands. "Before we get started; we must leave with what we came for..."

Goro's sword exploded into flames.

"... And it's the traitor's head."

Goro swung his sword directly at Britney's neck, but Amethyst was never the subtle type, and she knew who her favorite pet was. She already had a net of vines and wooden roots coming out of her hands, and when Goro made his triumphant swing, his arm with parried by Britney. Completely stopped dead in his tracks as her vines and roots were growing into his fingers.

Lynette was honestly surprised by the fighting that broke out and, on near reflex, tried to use her glyphs - but she remembered what Penny said. However, Sharon was quicker to act when she grabbed a chair and tried to chuck it at Goro. Tried in the sense that an arrow came out of nowhere that exploded into a portal...

... which sent the chair flying directly into her head. She was immediately knocked on her ass, but fortunately, it was just a simple office chair. Meanwhile, Britney was restraining Goro who was trying with all of his strength to cut her into bits with his flaming sword. An intricate display of floating symbols appeared and set the roots and vines ablaze and Britney started getting worried. She received a kick to the stomach that knocked the wind out of her breath and sent her stumbling back. She mustered all of her wills when she got back up and saw Goro charging at her with his blade.

"DEATH TO THE TRAITOR!" He screamed his war crimes.

Meanwhile Amethyst was hanging back, talking to her Watchers in a foreign language. The Obott twins jumped into their portals and ended up far back from the group with their arrows primed. As the others pushed in, Amethyst raised a hand into the air as she said.

"If any of you defend her, you will be joining her," Amethyst said, "Today the Lightbrighter will be sated!"

Before she ran in to join the fray.

Hauling ass from the Library.

"Good idea."

Kimberly was so determined to get out of here that she didn't realize that running out there would be completely stupid. However, they need to hurry up. She wasn't sure if they could save Justin, but they could save themselves if they play their cards right. Grand Ridge was about five minutes away if they head the right direction - but Kimberly lived here all her life, and Farmer Hill isn't hard to navigate, fortunately. Rien made the alarm clock, and Kimberly nodded her head.

"Set it to three minutes," Kimberly commanded, "We gotta go." Given that the house was pretty small, as the back door was right there. They should have more than enough time to get out of here. The group quickly began moving, to the back door, and they were right on out by the time it went off. Kimberly could see the lights off the Wendigoes flying towards the house.

By the time they figured out what had happened the group was long gone. It was a long walk back to Grand Ridge, the weather didn't make getting around easy. But, Jordan was the most unnerved during the whole thing... she felt something. Looking around, she saw a black wolf with red eyes creeping in her peripheral. She knew exactly what it was... Was she the only person that noticed it? She had hoped not. She was hoping that the Hound was just a figment of her imagination, that camp driving her crazy. But what did she have to do with wolves? Her favorite animals were cats.

They caught Grand Ridge in their eyes, and Kimberly felt a sigh of relief. Surely they'd be able to hide in Grand Ridge until they came up with a plan of some sort.

"... I FOUND THEM!" One of the Wendigoes bellowed from the rooftops. "LET'S EAT!"

"Fuck!" Jordan shouted.

"Into Grand Ridge!" Kimberly said as she charged in, "Board it up, we'll think of something!"
your gm is a failure at everything and will post soon as possible

i really am the problem lol
I'll post soon as possible. I want things to go faster but I realize it's all on me.
@FernStone I'll have to explain how the whole system works when you do
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Yeeeeah. The mayor said something about it being useless, and Amethyst seems like a twat, but I did plan on having her take it before that post. Fuck. Feels like I metagamed it. I can see her not letting @Fernstone's Min take it and grabbing it now out of concern and anger due to Amethyst calling her a coward. Thoughts?

All Amethyst has to do is promise to use her strap on on him and he'll do whatever she wants
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Oh damn.

Yeah that totally made me think it would be a definite bad idea to take it. I took that as a heavy-handed hint that there was something severe about the abstractions side effects. Like the "you can't do anything about the future, because if you do the future changes and you get shot in the face" kind of side effect.

well penny wouldn't/shouldn't know lol

Town Hall.

Amethyst just laughed.

"Stop stalling," Amethyst said, as she shook her head. "You don't want his power... and if I could have taken it I wouldn't need agents such as John Reid." She looked around the room before her eyes landed on Min. She smiled as she turned towards him.

Britney was trying to form a plan of hers. Because Amethyst wasn't going to stop until she was dead and she knew it. So that meant that they had to drive off the Watchers or kill them. Which was hard... as she considered some of the family, but some of them were so indoctrinated by the Watchers and the League that they would throw friendships away at the drop of a dime. That plan involved getting the Mayor's abstraction, while she was hesitant to the idea of inheriting another person's power as it took one taste to lose it-

"You," Amethyst started, "Take his light, we don't have the time."

"Why can't you take it?" Lynette stood in front of Min... and while she found him annoying, there was something very wrong here. "Is there something you're not telling me?"

"Our Light is different, Britney should have informed you," Amethyst started, "Those from Glint cannot inherit abilities from those from Shimmer. And neither can the opposite occur. Unless he is my light-brother... which he isn't."

Goro's sword had flames falling off of it, as he said, "We must stay on task, Amethyst," Goro said as he pointed the sword at Britney. "We must kill her first and foremost."

"Hold on, Goro," Amethyst raised a hand, "The Mayor knows something they should know, and the only way they can see it, unfiltered is through a recollection."

She smiled.

"So," She said, "Take it already, your leader is a coward."

Hauling ass from the Library.

Kimberly smiled... which she wondered how forced it was. But, she wasn't in the mind to overthink these kinds of things. She placed a hand on Rien's shoulder, "It's okay." Rien placed the map down on the table and Kimberly stood over it to analyze it, Jordan had joined her among the others and they all examined it.

"... And I don't have a clue what any of this means." Kimberly admitted.

"You and me both, sis," Jordan added on.

It was an old rag that had a bunch of lines on it... They found it hard to decipher where they were even supposed to go to kill the Glutton or whatever plan that Penny had. Jordan shook her head, then she pointed at one tunnel that begun at a hill, "This looks like an entrance." Then her finger drifted to the other side. "So does this."

"We should at least wait until we get to Brit-" Kimberly said before they were cut off by a loud thump on the roof. It was hard enough that it sent chunks of the ceiling down and immediately they went silent. They heard some chatter that was definitely from the Wendigoes... Good thing they run their mouths. Jordan thought to herself.

"Sssh!" Kimberly said.

"... That fucker got away!" One was heard shouting.

"Fuck him!" Another one said. "Just find the rest! I can sense they're nearby!"

Then he leaped off. Which made Kimberly sigh in relief... but feel dread. "They know where we are here...." Kimberly trailed off.

"I say we pick a direction, then run in it," Jordan said.

"We need to get back to Grand Ridge... we'll have a better chance of fighting them off as a group."

"... If they haven't already been eaten."

"Don't say that..." Kimberly said. "But, we need to leave here now."
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She can see the futurreeeeeeeeeeee

just not do anything about it and thus it's useless

in retrospect

i shouldn't have posted this
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