Lord Orgasmo

Roleplay about being trapped inside a roleplay: Adventures from the Place Holder

Alex

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After handing his sheet over to Craig, Alex grabbed his phone with his spare hand and began to surf the web. He checked his emails, because for whatever reason, everything got sent to his spam folder. After a few minutes of reading, most of it was indeed spam and ads, nothing new.

There were a few times Alex would hear a door open and hear someone say something or another, but he learned to tune out such things. He looked back over at the table to see that it had mostly filled up, and there seemed to be much more food than before. Most notable was the Sushi and Brownies. Quickly grabbing a piece of nondescript sushi, he tossed it into his mouth and continued playing on his phone.

Perhaps a game or two to pass the time while Craig looks through the sheets. Wait, no. Craig would never look through the sheets. He'd probably just grunt and hand it back. Either that, or pretend to look interested and do the same.

Alex looked up from his phone at Craig. There was some sort of incoherent speech before giving a sheet back to someone. "Yeah, that's about right." Alex looked to see that his own sheet had been returned to him, and luckily with minimal damage.

Looking over his abilities once more he remembered his Minor Magic ability. Mage Hand was a nice spell, but perhaps there would but something better? He opened his mouth to speak, but it was about that time that a bright light shone from his left. Looking at the now floating book, Alex had to admit, it was a neat trick. "That's actually pretty cool. How'd you get it to-" the light suddenly got brighter, and Alex covered his eyes as it overtook him.

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Milon

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Before Milon even opened his eyes, his head hurt. A lot. He reached for his head, only to find that there was something stuck to his head. It felt like a horn of some kind. Pulling on it, Milon winced in pain, it was as it was stuck to him. Opening his eyes, and lowering his hand, he caught a glimpse of it. Something was wrong. Looking at his hands, he saw that they were now red in color, with claw-like nails. He looked around to see he was no longer in a house, but some sort of old timey tavern. He was still at a table though, so there was that at least. The others looked just as confused as he did, and they also looked somewhat strange.

He looked down at himself. "What in the Goddamn..." He found himself in leather armor, a deep brown in color, covering most of him. Strapped to him were a pair a Shortswords, buckled in their sheaths.

He turned to ask Craig what was going on, when he saw that he was missing. Great. "So, does anyone have any idea what's going on? Is the book still there? Maybe it has some clues."

Roleplay about being trapped inside a roleplay: Adventures from the Place Holder

Alex

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Careful steps could be heard as Alex emerged from a nearby staircase. With him, Alex carried a large platter with several clinking plates. On them sat Alex's famous 5-Cheese grilled cheese. Cheddar, Provolone, Mozzarella, Swiss, and Havarti melded together to create a oozing cheese filled toasted Sandwich.

Step by step, Alex slowly descended the stairs and took careful steps towards the table as to not send his delicious creations towards the ground.

At last he reached the table, and gently set down his platter of large sandwiches in an empty space near the center.

"Alright guys, Sandwich time. I made more than enough for everybody."

Alex sat in a nearby seat where he had put his character sheet. His arms still ached from carrying all those sandwiches in such an odd position, but the pain soon faded as he finished up his character sheet.

Alex tapped the eraser of his pencil against his lip repeatedly as he turned the cogs of imagination in his brain."Hmm... What's a good name? A mere second passed before he was struck by an idea."Milon."

He quickly wrote the name down and passed his sheet over to Craig."How's it look man?" Alex grabbed one of his Grilled Cheeses from the center of the table and began eating as he awaited Craig's judgement.

Roleplay about being trapped inside a roleplay: Adventures from the Place Holder

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@HokumPocus

Roleplay about being trapped inside a roleplay: Adventures from the Place Holder

Not so Evil Demon

True Name: Alex

True age: 25

True gender: Male

True appearance:

True personality: Alex is a Mischievous ass. He always has been, and likely always will be. You know the guy. Exquisite sarcasm, Moving all your stuff a few inches to the left, not enough to notice, but enough to give you an unsettling feeling. He'd know when enough is enough though, anything he stole or hid would be returned before you leave, any "Kick me" notes would be pointed out before you left, and by no circumstances would he do anything extreme. He'd never do anything that would cause any sort of permanent damage. Unless it's to your pride. Alex believes he keeps things interesting. Alex also can make some bomb-ass 5-cheese grilled cheeses, and it's probably one of very few things keeping him around.

Reason for having attended the game: Alex was up for a bit of party time, and decided a game of roleplaying could be fun. He could be an asset and an ass at the same time.

Character´s name: Milon Sulomades

Character´s age: 67

Character´s gender: Male

Character´s appearance:

Character´s background and lore: Milon was the bastard child of a Succubus and Some other humanoid race. Abandoned by his mother, he was raised by a family of humans, who tried to push him away from his demonic ancestry, and be a civilized person like so many others. In a way, this worked. Rather that growing up as a bloodlust fueled demon, a Murderer and thief, or some sort of Incubus, he was more... Neutral than expected. He made a few friends, but by the time he was 19, he disappeared without a trace.

In truth, Milon grew bored of the same day to day routine, and decided to look for greener pastures. Milon decided what could be more fun that traversing the world. Unfortunately, Milon's journey was over before it began. The first cave that Milon decided to traipse through would be the lair of a necromancer, who would immediately kill him. Being the necromancer that he was, Raised Milon and used him as a guardian for his cave.

48 years would pass, and the necromancer would grow in power, and so would Milon and his other undead associates, to an extent. Luckily for our "Hero", A band of high-level adventurers slaughtered the Necromancer in a surprise attack. With the control over him gone, Milon died. Again. As luck would have it, included in said party of high-level adventurers, was a Cleric, who raised Milon with a Resurrection spell.

Now alive for real this time, Milon was sent into the world once again. He'd need a few friends, to help keep him alive, and to help guide him in this new world. Or atleast, that's what would've been the plan. But we all know how this ends.

Character´s abilities:

• Sneak Attack: Deal extra damage from behind or to unaware enemies. This damage starts low, but grows as he does.
• Darkvision: Able to see up to 60 feet in the dark. Colors cannot be discerned in the dark, only varying shades of gray and white.
• Minor Magic: Mage Hand: Up to three times per day, Milon may move an object weighing no more than 15 pounds up to 30 feet. The object moves slowly, and cannot be used to attack others.
• Infernal Resistance: Tieflings have resistance to fire
• Weapon Finesse: Dex may be used instead of Str for weapon attack and damage

The DM was terrible at his job and let everyone toss their own ideas into this mess. What poorly thought out ideas did you contribute?: The Infernal Plane: Khyber. A Hellscape of fire, magma, and Demonic creatures that exists in a separate plane. Can be accessed through Planar travel magic.

Roleplay about being trapped inside a roleplay: Adventures from the Place Holder

@Lord Orgasmo Not sure what you mean in the "weapon finesse" ability, this are pee isn´t going to use tabletop number stuff. Other than that though I like it, accepted!

@HokumPocus

The weapon finesse thing is more just tabletop flavoring than anything. Emphasizing that he uses lightweight weapons and his dex rather than his strength.

What Are You Listening To?

Roleplay about being trapped inside a roleplay: Adventures from the Place Holder

I'm bad at making characters. So heres this. If you feel he's too powerful, let me know.

Not so Evil Demon

True Name: Alex

True age: 25

True gender: Male

True appearance:

True personality: Alex is a Mischievous ass. He always has been, and likely always will be. You know the guy. Exquisite sarcasm, Moving all your stuff a few inches to the left, not enough to notice, but enough to give you an unsettling feeling. He'd know when enough is enough though, anything he stole or hid would be returned before you leave, any "Kick me" notes would be pointed out before you left, and by no circumstances would he do anything extreme. He'd never do anything that would cause any sort of permanent damage. Unless it's to your pride. Alex believes he keeps things interesting. Alex also can make some bomb-ass 5-cheese grilled cheeses, and it's probably one of very few things keeping him around.

Reason for having attended the game: Alex was up for a bit of party time, and decided a game of roleplaying could be fun. He could be an asset and an ass at the same time.

Character´s name: Milon Sulomades

Character´s age: 67

Character´s gender: Male

Character´s appearance:

Character´s background and lore: Milon was the bastard child of a Succubus and Some other humanoid race. Abandoned by his mother, he was raised by a family of humans, who tried to push him away from his demonic ancestry, and be a civilized person like so many others. In a way, this worked. Rather that growing up as a bloodlust fueled demon, a Murderer and thief, or some sort of Incubus, he was more... Neutral than expected. He made a few friends, but by the time he was 19, he disappeared without a trace.

In truth, Milon grew bored of the same day to day routine, and decided to look for greener pastures. Milon decided what could be more fun that traversing the world. Unfortunately, Milon's journey was over before it began. The first cave that Milon decided to traipse through would be the lair of a necromancer, who would immediately kill him. Being the necromancer that he was, Raised Milon and used him as a guardian for his cave.

48 years would pass, and the necromancer would grow in power, and so would Milon and his other undead associates, to an extent. Luckily for our "Hero", A band of high-level adventurers slaughtered the Necromancer in a surprise attack. With the control over him gone, Milon died. Again. As luck would have it, included in said party of high-level adventurers, was a Cleric, who raised Milon with a Resurrection spell.

Now alive for real this time, Milon was sent into the world once again. He'd need a few friends, to help keep him alive, and to help guide him in this new world. Or atleast, that's what would've been the plan. But we all know how this ends.

Character´s abilities:

• Sneak Attack: Deal extra damage from behind or to unaware enemies. This damage starts low, but grows as he does.
• Darkvision: Able to see up to 60 feet in the dark. Colors cannot be discerned in the dark, only varying shades of gray and white.
• Minor Magic: Mage Hand: Up to three times per day, Milon may move an object weighing no more than 15 pounds up to 30 feet. The object moves slowly, and cannot be used to attack others.
• Infernal Resistance: Tieflings have resistance to fire
• Weapon Finesse: Dex may be used instead of Str for weapon attack and damage

The DM was terrible at his job and let everyone toss their own ideas into this mess. What poorly thought out ideas did you contribute?: The Infernal Plane: Khyber. A Hellscape of fire, magma, and Demonic creatures that exists in a separate plane. Can be accessed through Planar travel magic.

Roleplay about being trapped inside a roleplay: Adventures from the Place Holder

Also the moist and sultry lordorgasmo came up with this idea not me

@HokumPocus

Also I'm coming out of retirement to play dis.

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I don't like coffee, so I get my caffeine from photosynthesis and self-loathing.

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Amanta // アマンタ

Basic Info

Name: Amanta

Age:16 (4/20)

Height/Weight: 165cm/66kg (5"5/146lbs)

Blood Type: B-

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Green

Seiyuu/Voice Reference: Yui Horie

Description

Physique: Amanta is rather slim, but she isn't lanky. She has little muscle definition, but she has great stamina despite that. She usually stands up straight, and usually finds posture to be important. She doesn't particularly enjoy long hair, and likes to keep it short.
Outfits:

• School: During school, Amanta blends in with the rest. She usually doesn't have anything on her to make her stand out. No flashy bag, or pink poofy hair. She does occasionally wear a small pair of earrings. They're only crystal however.
• Casual: During her off time Amanta wears some sort of jacket over a t-shirt, accompanied by either Leggings or jeans. She refuses to wear skinny jeans however, as she doesn't like the restrictions it puts on her legs.
• Formal: For formal events, Amanta has a Pair of Tuxedoes from Itally. No, she does not own anything from Gucci. She does not own a dress, just the tuxedoes, dress pants, and shiny black Dress shoes.
• Shoes: Amanta wears sneakers most of the time, but does have a pair of "Heely's" she likes to roll around on. She does own a pair of heels, but she's never worn them, and has no idea how to walk in them.

Personality: Pretty carefree and a bit airheaded, but tries to see the good in others.
Likes: Fancy swords, French fries, and breakfast foods
Dislikes: Smoke and its smell, most vegetables, and pound noises, and by extension, people.
Backstory: Amanta was born in Italy as a younger sister to her 8 month old brother. Her mother was a biologist studying Stem Cells and how they can be used in modern medicine. Her father worked for a plumbing company and they both made good money. After 15 years of living in Italy Amanta's mother was needed in a lab in Japan, and they decided to move. There was a bit of a culture shock at first, and a small language barrier, as they weren't 100% fluent in Japanese yet. After about a year of being imbursed in the language and Italian to Japanese translation guides, they began to speak like real Japanese people, and not overly polite robots. Then, it was time for Amanta to go back to school. It'd be a little hard, seeing as she didn't really know anybody, but hopefully things would turn out well.

Personal

Property:

• Phone: Amanta owns a galaxy S8 smartphone.
• Car/Bike: Amanta has a pair of heelys that I mentioned earlier.
• Occupation: She has a part time job at a tofu shop across the street.

Theme Song(s):

This is actually just a meme, dont count it.