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Current "Weird hill to die on, but at least you're dead."
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@Vampiretwilight - Condolences.

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It's, uh, no big dealio. Thanks.

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Look, I wasn't born the normal way but I'm not lying! I don't do that, never ever.


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*Keeps my hands at my side and looks at you more expressionlessly than might have been expected*

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It’s not a biological relationship, as I understand it. But why do you know so much about her dad?


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Are you a clone of someone?

*Looks to Violet*

Adopted? I suppose I should have thought of that first, but I never would have guessed he'd adopt.


*Looks between the three of you and opens my mouth to say something, then closes it again*
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Down.

*Turns to Isis*

It's Dynamo's, so probably where you're looking for.


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*Raises two hands*
Woah, cool it, we're good!

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*Lurches my head like doing a spit take*
You can get to dad's world!!?


*The instant Dark says the word "down" I de-materialize the spear and look sheepish*

Ah, yeah, I guess I would have been aware of enemies being here sooner. Sorry.

*I bow slightly at Violet and Isis*
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*Turns to look at you silently and raises my arm in a sheepish, uncertain wave*


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Wait, so if you're guiding us there and won't even let us go directly, can you at least tell us what's so significant about this world we're going to? We don't really have time to waste if it ends up being a rabbit hole.


Intruders!?

*A spear materializes in my hands and I point it at you*
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They'll be on your side.

*Points my finger upwards and slightly towards Violet*

I said that if you lose, I need it to be in a certain way. I'd prefer for you to not get hurt at all, or better yet, not be involved in a fight, even after losing the scent of this place. Regardless.

*I crack the lower knuckle of my left middle finger with my thumb*


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I am fine with it, as long as they don’t also have the goal of sabotaging us. You did admittedly say that you had reason to make sure we lose, at least as a possibility.


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That actually sounds really really nice. I say let's do it.


*Appears nearby*

You called, boss?
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Ow!
*Gets thrown off-balance and hits the ground butt-first*


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*Turns to look at you, then glances up at the door*
You okay?


*The door disappears before your eyes. Behind it is a medium-sized house with two people in front of it*
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Weird.
*Steps through fully*


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*Stays inches from you to avoid the door closing behind you*


*The door shuts, knocking Isis forwards into Violet. The air around you seems much denser than you're used to, enough that it is difficult to breathe. Further, the world itself around you feels off; there is a strong pressure that makes movement more strenuous, but at the same time it is invigorating. While it is physically harder to move, you feel so much energy and stamina mentally that it seems to overcompensate for the difficulty.*
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*Presses my face up close against the door and peeks through the emerging crack as I slowly push it open*


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*Peeks over your shoulder*


*On the other side there seems to be a normal looking field of grass. There doesn't seem to be any non-vegetative life there, but a star is shining like a sun near enough to provide plentiful light*
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*Keeps close behind you, watching over your shoulder*


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*Reaches out and slowly turns the knob*


*The doorknob twists exactly as you would expect one to, down to your own personal thoughts on how one should*
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What else are we supposed to do?? What could be a more obvious trap???

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*Tries jumping*


*You jump farther than you'd expect, as if there were no gravity, and wind up jumping through what Violet is standing on, the "ground" of the void*
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We're sososososososo doomed.
*Starts running at high speeds through the void*


*Eventually the void loops, similar to a very small planet or moon, however it does so at odd geometries that don't make rational sense.*
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