Oh, shit. I stand corrected. There is one more who met the deadline.
The Punisher, as played by Simple Unicycle
The Punisher, as played by Simple Unicycle
Master Bruce
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Very well, where do I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.
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Nobody yet. Those were the only apps 24 hours old.
Alright, and the first initiates into the game are...
Spider-Gwen, played by HenryJonesJr
John Constantine, played by Byrd Man
Ultimately, while Byrd, Morden and I were impressed with both applications for a Spider-person, we felt as though Henry's Spider-Gwen concept captured the spirit of the game a bit more. Sorry, Dedonus.
With that, all contestant entries for Spider-Man or Woman are now closed, aswell as any looking to contest Byrd as Constantine.
Spider-Gwen, played by HenryJonesJr
John Constantine, played by Byrd Man
Ultimately, while Byrd, Morden and I were impressed with both applications for a Spider-person, we felt as though Henry's Spider-Gwen concept captured the spirit of the game a bit more. Sorry, Dedonus.
With that, all contestant entries for Spider-Man or Woman are now closed, aswell as any looking to contest Byrd as Constantine.
The countdown to the first application approvals begin.
T-minus 45 minutes.
T-minus 45 minutes.
And let you deprive us of Gun-Fu Punisher? Unthinkable.
Full disclaimer: I am not above bribes.
@HenryJonesJr Please say that he'll regularly be shown either tearing off his own shirt or wearing tinfoil, too.
Well, the feminine hygine bit did bring out a chuckle.
My phone apparently found your application hilarious, @Lord Wraith.
I like to be daring. the truth is that I couldn't stop writing so please don't kill me master bruce.
*sharpens stick*
But nah, that's not much of a problem. Simply combine your fourth and fifth paragraphs into one long one so that it works with the requirement. Once that and the sample are done, you should be good to go.
And RE: Transformers and the Optimus Prime app, I'm afraid I'm going to have to concur with those opposed. Accepting Autobots, Decepticons, Cybertron and all of that would create a slippery slope to where someone could theoretically justify applying for Luke Skywalker just because Marvel publishes the Star Wars comics. It just opens up all kinds of problems that just don't gel with a game meant to focus on superheroes, notably one meant to operate by the same logistical rules as the main DC and Marvel universes. So unless Marvel's willing to intergrate the Transformers with their main characters on a permanent basis, I'm gonna have to say no.
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