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Very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.

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Nah it was an old hockey injury coming back to bite me lol. Got hit in the face with a puck. That made a tooth grow into my jaw instead of my mouth apparently lol. It got really badly infected so they had to cut my jaw open to get it out.


Yikes. Having had an abcess for an ingrown tooth that had to be pulled, I sorta know what that's like. The pain of such an infection is the fucking worst. Glad it got treated.
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Yo just figured I'd give you folks a heads up that I just had surgery. This shouldn't effect my posting schedule too much long as I recover in time, but just in case I figured I'd inform you.


Oh, shit. Take your time, no worries. Wasn't anything too serious, I hope?


Well, no one ever said the star-spangled man with a plan's actual plan was to post consistantly...

(Seriously, though, your Cap has been great. Be a shame to see you drop him, though if it's for Catwoman, well... who the hell is Cap?)

<Snipped quote by Simple Unicycle>



Says the guy who played The Question in multiple seasons of UDC...
Wait, are you guys talking about playing a second character or supporting characters?


Playing a second character.

There are no restrictions on supporting characters, really.
If I were further along with my Batman story and were finishing the season with even half of my arcs done, I've made it no secret that I'd be throwing in an application for Daredevil. But I haven't, the season's gonna be over next month, and I still have too many stories to tell with Bruce. So on a personal level alone, I couldn't rightly endorse a second character slot anytime soon. Getting Byrd and Morden in as co-writers was the only way that I could keep The Surfer arc going.

As a GM, however, I feel obligated to take any and all opinions on the subject into consideration before making a final decision. If a decent argument could be made to allow them, I might be able to be swayed. But I don't think Morden's point is really arguable, right now. We're still too fresh of a game, and with the season's end looming and the beginning of Year Two right around the corner, it still feels too early. I doubt that'll change in a few weeks' time.

Now, opening up villain PCs for Year Two is something I'm a little more willing to engage. It'd require that already committed players drop their characters, but I do understand that not everyone thrives on playing a good guy. Though, I also get that committed villains are a rare commodity in these games.

But yeah. Those are my thoughts. No official decree or anything, but I definitely lean towards supporting Morden's opposition. We're doing good, and we have to preserve that. If that means letting concepts for other characters go in favor of a singular focus, so be it. You gotta be able to commit to making concepts stick, and that starts with what you got.
I did, actually.

Shit. I think my short-term memory just squashed my own half-serious suggestion.
Fuck off. Don't play that false-modesty bullshit with me. If it was so fucking horrible you wouldn't have posted it.


Remember, he's an Aussie. If he's ever actually happy with something, it could mean letting his guard down long enough for one of the dingoes to eat his babies.
Hey, if we do seconds, by all means. The only way I'd personally play Rorschach is to do my own spin on the original Watchmen story, and that is an undertaking way too great for me to endeavor on in this game.
Hurm. Talk of watching the watchers. Gives me idea.

Possible second character? Must investigate further.

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