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Very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.

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Liking for Bermejo. I fucking love that look and wish more artists would adopt it.
















I forgot all of these characters because I was having a massive brain-fart beyond the ten I listed, but since you've reminded me...















@Master Bruce Very surprising Batman pick. Never expected you to go so controversial.


Well, it was either that or this. And while I love this to death, it'll probably always rank second.



Honestly, my taste in Batsuit designs tend to vary. I like the Young Justice animated suit alot aswell, and the suit in the Arkham Asylum game. There are few Batsuits I utterly loathe, so for the pick of 'least favorite'...




















I love Batman's Rebirth suit and am actually pretty bummed that he's arbitrarily going back to the Hush design. I get putting Superman back in the trunks to a degree, but Batman moved beyond that look a long time ago without any real problems.

Rebirth seemed like a natural progression of all the suits from the past. The purple cape was a cool change of pace and a nice nod to the original gloves, I liked the belt quite a bit, and the yellow trim around the symbol was uniquely suited to bridge the Bat and Oval symbols.

Now he's just going back to looking like dude in tights again after Capullo nailed the armor meets bodysuit aesthetic.

Guess I can add that to my long list of grievances with King's run.
<Snipped quote by Lord Wraith>

90's Intensifies


*puts on spectacles while hunching over with cane*

I remember a time when a selfie wasn't just a selfie, it was an extreme selfie.

What time is that?


When the booze settles.
We all heard Mama Wraith was turning tricks at the naughty bar and decided to go.

It is also possible that posting a picture of Arnold from B&R with an accompanying ice pun killed the RPG forever.
Or should I say... never lose your cool.

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