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Master Bruce
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Very well, where do I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.
Most Recent Posts
@Cyrania I have zero intentions to use Mulligan or Toxin. I don't even really know much about the character, to be honest with you. So feel free to utilize him.
Spider-Man
Sounds like a job for the Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man.
He'll, uh... be sick that day.
There's a new sheriff 'round these parts.
Just a little post to announce @Bounce as the new co-GM!
I've not been as active as I'd have liked to be on the OOC in part due to my timezone and also in part due to my work at the moment. I make no excuses though and I'm committed to putting in more work to keep things running and keep peoples interest up. I'm sure Bounce will provide a much needed hand in running things and I appreciate the experience they will bring.
Isn't it a conflict of interest to have an Arthur Curry player try to fish for stuff?
I've got about two posts left to write (I hope) before Spidey will be free for interactions, but I don't plan to leap into another solo thing for awhile after. My goal is to be more sociable within NYC, the occasional bigger development in Peter's life notwithstanding. So if anyone feels the need to be pestered by a high schooler in spandex in the near future, hit me up.
But is it Sam and Blue Beetle's story? Jaime and Nova's?
Now you've got four characters.
Illegal.
Now you've got four characters.
Illegal.
Oh, yeah. I'm not against it happening to other Spider-people, either. I feel like you could do some interesting things with it if, say, Miguel O'Hara encountered that side of it or the Spider-Women. Peter's always just been more interesting to me when he's strictly sci-fi, since science is his big interest and so many of his villains are science run amok. It just feels more right, plus it doesn't remind me of when the comics went weird with it.
@Master Bruce Just wondering, do you have any plans for Madam Webb or the Web of Life stuff, because i'm gonna be kinda going with a "The Fates vs The Web Of Life" story, with the Web choosing a sort of "Disembodied manifestation of Bailey's former life" as the Webs champion in this regard.
I'm generally not a fan of the mystical side of Spidey's mythology, personally, so no plans there. Just the usual science-based supervillain stuff. So there'd be no overlap from me.
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