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Very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.

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"Scream if you want. It won't save you."
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Bruce Wayne
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#1 - The Rook
#2 - The Deal
#3 - The Negotiation
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Making enemies in high places, Batman's war on the mob would escalate in the months after his arrival. With the Grissom and Gambol factions being driven out of town, the Falcone and Maroni families' operations become a target for nightly assaults. While Maroni exerted pressure on the corrupt Commissioner Loeb to assign Sergeant Gordon to a vigilante task force, Gordon and the now Assistant District Attorney Harvey Dent form an alliance to put Loeb away for good. While billionaire Bruce Wayne ingratiated himself with Gotham's upper class, earning a reputation for being a perpetually drunken fool that would leave with an escort on each arm, Batman's arsenal expanded to include surveillance drones, a motorcycle, and eventually an armored, jet-powered cruiser that Alfred would nickname The Batmobile. Loeb would see prison by the end of Batman's first year, but despite Gordon and Dent's efforts, a new type of evil would fill in the void left by the former Commissioner.

Starting with the re-emergence of a serial killer that had stalked the streets since the forties, The Caped Crusader's continued evasion of the GCPD would also bring about a powerful enemy: Agent Edward Nashton, known in intelligence circles as The Enigma. Utilizing untold resources, Nashton set up elaborate traps for the vigilante that endangered innocents, prompting Gordon and Dent to reconsider Batman's methods. After a series of close calls, Nashton's downfall came after a final humiliation, when Batman delivered evidence to Gordon that proved Nashton had been a fake: a career criminal named Edward Nigel Maynard in actuality, he doctored his credentials and blackmailed operatives to pose as bureau contacts. In a desperate bid to evade justice, Maynard went dark and re-emerged as cyberterrorist The Riddler, attempting to orchestrate a citywide bombing to prevent capture. Batman, the newly minted Lieutenant Gordon, and Dent only narrowly managed to stop him, earning The Dark Knight a place in their pact.

With Maynard placed in Arkham Asylum, further enemies inspired by The Riddler's example would emerge. Corpses posed as a scarecrow began appearing in The Narrows, their veins poisoned by an untraceable toxin. The deranged mutant Poison Ivy began to control the minds of mob lieutenants, re-igniting bitter feuds that allowed her to place herself at the top of the city's drug trade. And perhaps most powerful of all was Falcone's own assistant, who had been playing the long game for decades, gathering enough intel to make himself untouchable to the mob or the cops: Oswald Cobblepot, now calling himself The Penguin.

Two years after this crusade began in earnest, Batman enters his third year with Gotham City teetering on the edge. After backing the election of Dent as District Attorney pays off, Bruce's hope in the city's future seems rekindled. But with ruthless mobster Roman Sionis ascending to fill the role of Falcone's second-in-command, the career thief Catwoman prowling the night with a mind for mischief, and the clown-themed killer known as The Joker growing bolder in his one-man assault on normality, The Dark Knight may soon find himself driven to the breaking point.


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I originally didn't intend to do this again, honest. But after reading @Lord Wraith's Superman run from the beginning, I'll admit I'm inspired by its structure and want to see how I could tell a story with Bruce to go alongside Kal-El's thematic journey. So expect alot of flashbacks that show how Bruce learned some vital lessons in shaping who he would become, in addition to all of the intrigue in the present, with a year-three Batman only starting to get a handle on how to effectively fight the enemies he's been racking up. I hope that I can bring something worthy of both the character and the stellar concepts coming here, aswell as bring in enough fodder for interaction.
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"I want you to tell all your friends about me."___
Too OP.
"They come from the punch dimension."

"You're making that up."

"It's a real place."

"Shut up."
That last one is bait and you know it.
After wrestling with it for a bit, I've decided that I'm dropping out as Spider-Man. Just not in the right headspace for that character and I ended up overthinking some things. I'll edit my posts to make them non-canon and free up a clean break.

I'll likely have a different app up soon, just not sure what it'll be yet.
As it turns out, it wasn't a resurrected Iris West as The Flash turned evil.

It seemed obvious!
Spidey's not really a team guy, most of the time. The MCU shorthanded how long it actually took for him to be officially considered one of the Avengers, and that was only until well after he was an adult - the reason being that he's got enough problems juggling his personal life without trying to adhere to a group setting.

That said, he'll absolutely team up with whatever team ends up forming if they need an extra hand. But he'll probably run off by the end of it, either because he's missed some personal commitment or because the police will chase him away because of some unsavory things that a certain newspaper publisher is about to get very spirited in claiming.

(Sorry that I haven't posted lately, been toying with how I want the next post to go. I know I'm missing the NYC event.)
So like @Half Pint said, no one has any designs.
Checks out.
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