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9 yrs ago
Current Birds > Wolves
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10 yrs ago
Someone remind me to stop staying up into the next day. I'm way too tired to function as I write this.
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Bio

Hello people of this website! I'm a dude, I just really enjoy playing female characters, don't ask why 'cause I don't know. I'm something of a die hard Mass Effect fan, and that's about it.

Most Recent Posts

@Lmpkio
Ex. Henry's Manor, which has had millions in property damage done to it in the space of a few seconds. Several times.
This dood and Fran should meet and talk about axes. Axes seem to be a racial weapon for us sex demons.

Sliske don't do axes. He do sharp stabby things.

Gelgath: "Well... *creates an ice dildo* You can try a samp~ *Gets kicked back to Scandinavia by a flick of LMPKIO'S finger*"


Sliske: "...We're doomed."

EDIT: Wait Syphax has an effective counter now, shit.
@Spoopy Scary
Black stone douche requires a post. He's getting a rival.
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Well I know what it is...

(-b + - root b^2-4ac)/2a, right?


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Still better than anything Allen's ever written.


You two just need to kiss already.
@TheWindel@Lmpkio
Juno has boobs. Juno kicks ass. Therefore Juno is female by KoL's standards.
@Mega Birb Huh, didn't know Torag was the bigs. Thought he was normal size. Shows what I know.

He's like 7'5" if I remember correctly. Too lazy to look at his sheet right now.

You mean... Thicc? :P

@TheWindel We're keeping him.
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Wait, who do the angels have who is + sized?


Torag. Juno under the right conditions.
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Haughty huh... sounds much like the character I have in store. And believe me... he won't look like what you probably be expecting.


Every faction has a "goliath," raw strength and very much above average size. Heaven has a corpse, a snake-person, a bird-person, and a bunch of angels.

I challenge thee.
@KoL
Ask for the Quadratic Formula.

I just realized no one will understand this joke.
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