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9 mos ago
Current Alternatively - and now, hear me out - one could avoid looking up photos of such eldritch horrors ... maybe?
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10 mos ago
Back for my bi-yearly visit. Now where did I leave that thingy-ma-jig? Anyone seen that mish-masher? I think it looks like motivation or something!
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3 yrs ago
I now identify as a Master Procrastinator. Thank you all, and good night.
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3 yrs ago
New medical term: Dizzy mummy (condition of patient when world is spinning and only treatment is confinement to bed). I hate being sick...
3 yrs ago
@Vampiretwilight: Funny indeed. Now to make it into a roleplay here...let the madness and sassy Narrator commence.
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Erik Torvald Viken


Erik had given a quick smile to the Indian once he joined them behind the saloon, glad to see friendly company and not someone who wanted to put a bullet in your brain. Or chest, or nuts, these bandits seemed to aim for everything really. He wasn't quite sure what the Indian was saying, but he thought it was something involving his horse arriving. Well if he was an Indian, Erik was pretty sure he could actually speak with animals, or at least that was what he'd been told all his life.

"Oi oi oi oi! Who are you?" Erik had reloaded his revolver when he heard the sound of gallopping coming around the corner, and with that the apperance of another Indian. The gun was pointed for a moment up at the man on the horse, before the two Indians suddenly began to talk with each other. Clearly they knew each other, and since neither of them were shooting at him, Erik was happy to not shoot them either.

"You two, it would be very nice if you could help stop these bandits. I'd rather not have to dig the whole town their graves, okay?"

Erik went to the corner of the saloon, now severely burning down. A real shame, all that booze only fueling the inferno when it could have been drunk. Not too much to do about that now, he thought to himself as he peaked around the corner, looking for more bandits to shoot. At his corner, none was seen, so he kept on creeping down the alley. The gunfire kept on its intensity, but for now he was still not shot at, and it was a good reason for that; quite a few of the bandits had been shot by now, some were still shooting into the saloon or down in the opposite direction, while the rest was turning to another building where more gunfire was heard.

"Greit Erik, sikt mot magan, og ikke blunk..."

The revolver fired, all six rounds revolving into the barrel and flying through the air before finding it targets; one round hit a bandit right in the gut, two went into the leg of another, one in the arm of a third and the remaining hitting walls behind the bandits. Seemingly taken by total surprise of being shot from yet another angle, one of the bandits started running for a horse and a few others turning towards Erik. Their shots richocheted off the wall, which was lucky for Erik who felt like his cheek was hugged by one.

-"Aw fuck this, let's get out of here boys! We'll put ya'll full of lead another day, you shitheads!" Another of the bandits yelled, firing of the rest of his rounds before joining the first bandit running away.

"Yeah, you better run, but we'll come after you! You...you...cattle stealers!"
Haakon J. Elvsgaard




Location:Egyptian Museum



"...Hva i huleste er det som skjer?"

As if things hadn't been strange already, borderlining traumatic, Vera's sudden outburst and mind-boggling appearance of light was a sure sign that things were, indeed, really getting out of hand and digging itself into a hole of the unexplainable. Haakon was about to spit out a comment to the group, more or less aimed at the American tomb-robber or whatever he was, something about him being more talk than actual doing. So his words fell out of his mouth more in a sense of rain dripping from the roof, silent and in drips.

Haakon leaned against the desk in Vera's office, feeling the sudden need to steady himself. Sweat began to drip down from his forehead, which he promptly began to brush away with his shirt. "But there must be, Miss Kingston, there must. There's always a story to be found, always a reason and answer behind the mystery. You, I mean We only have to dig deep enough." Haakon's voice was confident, the same voice he always put on when he interviewed people or tried to impress them, but this time it was to mask his own insecurity. For she was right, there was no apperent reasoning behind the branding, the Ring, the light, nothing! He looked at everyone in the room, taking off his fedora and scratching his head.

"I hate to ask this, but are we the next victims of The Pharaoe's Curse?"
@Lady AmaltheaPosting now!
@SigurdHaha, now you reminded of MSN. Those were the days, with shitty emojies and gifs that you copied from others, spending all afternoon chatting with people.

If he doesn't respond soon, I'll push the story along.
Sorry for my clear absence, school and shit really caught up with me this week and will continue to do that until this Saturday :( But if I'm lucky, I might be able to get a post up tonight. If not, I'll be back during the weekend, and you can have fun posting and shooting each other in the mean-time :P

My thought of the bandit-attack was more along the lines of them just wanting to show dominance, but the clear resistance they're facing works if we plan to follow them and fuck some shit up ^^
@TheodorableThen the rules have changed since I last sent a trade-agreement, in which no relation improvement was needed for accepting it. My trade agreement with Kalpia (before he left) was accepted even though neither of us had improved relations. But then that is duly noted.
@TheodorableAnd the trade with Olsadian Empire?
@TheodorableI'm afraid the trade and unrest of Plebina hasn't been updated either.
@FantasyChicOh, am I seeing the beginning of a competision between Haakon and Drake? :P
@GuntherThat means I need to change my post immediatly...shit
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