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9 mos ago
Current Alternatively - and now, hear me out - one could avoid looking up photos of such eldritch horrors ... maybe?
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10 mos ago
Back for my bi-yearly visit. Now where did I leave that thingy-ma-jig? Anyone seen that mish-masher? I think it looks like motivation or something!
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3 yrs ago
I now identify as a Master Procrastinator. Thank you all, and good night.
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3 yrs ago
New medical term: Dizzy mummy (condition of patient when world is spinning and only treatment is confinement to bed). I hate being sick...
3 yrs ago
@Vampiretwilight: Funny indeed. Now to make it into a roleplay here...let the madness and sassy Narrator commence.
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Haakon J. Elvsgaard




Location:Egyptian Museum ---> Qasr El Nil Barracks



The sight of Josephine was the only positive encounter Haakon had between their exit from the museum and their arrival at the barracks, his shame present ever-still, especally once Peter himself joined the group as they made their way to the home of the British soldiers. Haakon gave a smile of gratitude towards his American friend, while doing his best not to cross eyes with the others. But in his shame, he wasn't simply trying to avoid the others at all costs. On the contrary; he was trying to think of how to best reapproach them, this group of unfortunate souls that he was sure to be a part of for the longest time.

Haakon sat down at the seats reserved - or rather assigned for them, in this kind of place it was Lord Mayor Keystone who's word was law - as far away from Peter as possible, quietly and perfectly happy with whoever else seated beside him. He gladly welcomed the booze they were offered, Haakon himself taking a glass of scotchs himself, although a glass of French Cassis de Dijon, a favourite of his would have been preferable, but he kept his mouth shut. Instead he decided to quietly listen, making sure he would not make the same mistake twice.

And good for him, for if he had not had his mouth full of booze, he would he began to question Peter. His words echoed through Haakon's mind, making the cogs turn ever so slowly; I was in a POW camp these last years... that's where I have been all this time.... Something was off by that statemate, something Haakon's journalistic instincts grasped for all it was worth. Casually pulling out his notepad and pen, he began to write something down, before making eye-contact with Josephine and closing the notepad. Anyone who would read what he wrote, would read in Haakon distinct hand-writing;

Krigsfange -> 1924. Krigen over 1918/1919. 1919-1924? Hvor? Spion?

But this was a question for another time. For now he drank his scotch and smiled at those still not tired of him.
Haakon J. Elvsgaard




Location:Egyptian Museum



Haakon had overestimated himself, and underestimated this so-called Peter Keystone, which was clearly showing itself. Rather than feeling pressed to actually clarify his position, the gentleman had been able to use the situation to disregard his most unusual appearance and lack of expaination; in such a way that Haakon felt deeply ashamed. Not because what he said...

He had taken a step too far, and made a fool of himself.

As the introductions were made by Vera, Haakon looked briefly at Peter again, nodding slightly to him while muttering "Good night, Lord Captain...Excuse me everyone..." before leaving the room. It was partly because of the heat, but beads of sweat dripping were a clear sign that Haakon was out of place. He was supposed to be likeable, to be the socialite that could make any man talk, and now he leaving the party without as much as a polite nod from the others. Again, he had made a fool of himself, and he felt deeply ashamed.

But to his defence, it had been a long and terribly exhausting day, one he was hard to compare to his previous nights. The night air outside of the museum felt refreshing, a brief reminder that not everything was out to kill him, or worse, ridecule him. And it was then when he started to think rational again that he made up his mind; the next time he would meet Lord Captain Peter Keystone, he would apologize.

Perhaps then he would make a better impression?
@gohKamikazeAwesome, looking forward to it! And hopefully that will happen soon. Things are starting to happen in the collab, big things. Disturbing things...
@gohKamikazeOf course! I've just been struggling to get back into it. And btw, I hope Argus is still with us?
@Crossfire of course! Where else should I be able to get my weekly dose og dhooting baddies?!
He was assigned to be under command of the die-hard, no-nonsense British guy who Viking only knew by one name; Merlin. Either his callsign was one of utter laziness, or he would himself witness that soldier create a magical chaos out of their first mission. Viking was not sure what to expect, but he gave a nod as he looked at his - for now - commander.

"I'll do my best not to flinch at the various species of mosquitos that'll certainly bite me, Merlin. I have a tendency to be quite the attractive blood bag to them, you see."

Chink. The bolt of his HK416 slid back into its position as Viking checked his personal favourite firearm one last time. His trusted friend through thick and thin - Viking liked to think of them as flatmates, taking care of each other no matter how tricky they each could behave sometimes - would have its baptism in fire in a new enviorment, though Viking knew that they would both pull through.

They had to; Viking had still not gone through his "1000 movies you have to watch before you die"-book, and he was sure the terrorist-fuckers surely wouldn't hear his plead.

Merlin threw a comment in Viking's way, one that Viking completely failed to understand, making him look at the others in the chopper hoping someone would explain the joke. No one did.

"Any intel on any persons of interest down there? If there's someone we definietly not should shoot there, I'd like to know now."
@pugbutterPfft, that's what we have the railroad for! Just ship it there!
@gohKamikazeOh boy, another aristocratic high-nosed member of "Have you no social standards"-club! :O I'm sure Haakon would be happy to write an article about you!

@Lady AmaltheaContemplating writing up another character myself. Italian anarcho-syndicalist sounds tasteful in Egypt, doesn't it?
@Lady AmaltheaHehe, be careful with this one. He's a psychopatic FBI-agent in my Dead One Rising-RP who wants to kill anyone who bugs him. But he's cool, so I can vouch for him ^^
@gohKamikazeWell I'll be damned. Did you decide to stalk me to this RP? :P
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