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12 mos ago
Current I now identify as a Master Procrastinator. Thank you all, and good night.
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1 yr ago
New medical term: Dizzy mummy (condition of patient when world is spinning and only treatment is confinement to bed). I hate being sick...
1 yr ago
@Vampiretwilight: Funny indeed. Now to make it into a roleplay here...let the madness and sassy Narrator commence.
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1 yr ago
@Vampiretwilight DID YOU FIND THE BROOM CLOSET-ENDING? I LOVED THE BROOM CLOSET-ENDING!
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1 yr ago
Anyone up for some esoteric fun with cosmic horror? Wait! The stars are soon right! Tekeli-Li!
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Brian "Short-Fuse" Muller


The butt-ugly naked-winged mole rat got quickly to work on hunting down that lone Talon merc down the tunnel, quickly silencing the idiot who thought it was a good idea to run away. Running away was stupid, unless said "running away" was to trap something in a tunnel packed with explosives. And Brian hadn't tried to run away earlier, just forward. But as the mole-rat crow-thingy disappeared in the silent distance, Brian got the message from Khaliya. "...Yes ma'am." It was no fun, and he wasn't doing it because she told him (maybe?). But the power armoured hug was still painful.

Short-Fuse put away the stick of dynamite and grasped his shotgun with both hands again. He looked over to the Roman fella asking if anyone else was hurt. Except for his sense of fun? "Nah, Julius, I'm fine. But thanks for asking." Short-Fuse said to Servius, before turning his attention to Marvin the Ghoul. "Let's see, what would beat naked ugly-ass molerats with wings? Laserbeam molerats with C4? Buffalos or robot coyotes from space maybe. We'll find out." He continued to speak as he too checked his suit, not finding any breaches, which was good. Suffication and/or radiation poisoning was never a fun thing to experience. He knew. Making his way up the stairs alongside the others, Brian felt once again excited to go up. "Next floor: Acid Central, watch the step."


Alexander Polawski



Location: Quincy : Inside house (G6) --> (D7)
Skills: N/A




"Wouldn't that be nice?" Alexander started to answer back to Manny, shifting his seating of private parts in the dusty couch as their conversation continued on. "Our own school-bus of The End Times and home-made ammo. Picking up strangers and teaching them to make bullets for us adults. I've heard of crazier ideas, and followed half of them." It was a good thing, a life-saving thing to think of the possible future, and that's what Alexander tried to do. That machine-gunner from L.A. in his platoon? Jeremy was his name, though L.A. was much faster to shout. That overdose he died of, was just because of that; Nothing bright to look forward to. Not without the girlfriend who broke up by letter. Alexander didn't want that.

That was about when Mugsy heard Thalia shouting back at them, and not in a good way. The first part was confident enough, but the second part following just after was what Alexander knew what meant; she was bit! Damnit! He didn't see what she had done, but that mattered little now. Thank God that they had Manny nearby and that he was quick on his feet. Thana ordered Alex to take point of Thalia and Manny, to which he was more than happy to oblige. She was acknowledging his existance and usefulness, which seemed to be rare those days. "Yes ma'am!"

Alexander pushed himself up of the couch with the help of his good o'l stick and leaned against the couch as long as he could while moving towards the kitchen. As long as he could have something beside his cane, he felt more useful than not. But it was the gap between the couch and the counter that he feared for a moment. He had limped before in his life, oh yes, but back then he was young and vigerous, and now? He was getting to old for this shit. But he managed, somehow, to limp the distance between the couch and the counter, looking at Thalia, Manny and Beatrice. He wasn't about to sit idly and do nothing.



Nigel "Hadrian" Cooper



Location: Okefenokee: E14
Skills: N/A




The name-calling was just continuing from the two others. Great, that was really not giving Nigel a better impression of them than before. But Hank did at least manage to not get himself killed in a situation they could have avoided - if Lady Fortuna herself would have allowed it -, so on that point Nigel "Hadrian" had to give it to the shovel-wielding man; he wasn't a total dung-digger. "I'm just saying...oh nevermind." Nigel "Hadrian" replied to Hank after he went to get his guns. It would have been bad if said guns were to be aimed at him and Robert, which was a possibility.

Then again it seemed less likely once Wayne just...well, went somewhere on his own...doing whatever he was doing. "Hadrian" turned from looking at Wayne with a look of "What in the name of Jupiter was that man doing, and how was he alive?", to look at Robert now that the 'small skirmish' was done with. "You're probably right, we should go. But you want to take those two with us...you?" He asked quietly, putting his shield back strapped on his back and taking in their surrounding sight. This was not what he had expected when he left that building a few moments earlier. "Are you okay, Robert?" Nigel didn't know this man, but there was still enough humanity left in him that he wanted to know that. The two others, Wayne and Hank? He wasn't sure. "What? Yeah, sure...I take it you two aren't sticking around here?"

Mahendra Huq Zalil




Location: The Barracks (Infirmary)
Skills: N/A



Was he hearing correctly, or was it the bloodloss that was playing tricks on his auditory organs? He had learned quickly of Mosi's, well so to say 'eccentric' behaviour the moment he met her, but was she saying what he thought she said. In between the glass being pulled out and the good doctor stitching up the wounds, he could swear on his grandmother's grave that Mosi was seemingly joking about the concept of death. It would be shocking to anyone to hear such talk, especially Mahendra from his own ideological stand-point, his fear of signs leading to it, and the very fact that people of their fellowship had recently died. Violently too.

No, Mahendra thought it must have been his weakened disposition. He'd been wounded in combat before, and he knew what it did to even the strongest of men. Mahendra looked at the doctor with a grateful look, soldiering on as best he could through the whole ordeal. "Yes Sir, I will...do my best. Is there anywhere we can...wash our clothes here?" He asked the doctor as coherently as he could, but in the process of structuring his words the doctor already left, leaving Mahendra with Nora and Mosi. And when he thought about it, his clothes were actually quite bloody from the bleeding. Go figure.

Mahendra got off the table VERY carefully, trying to get stable on his feet before he picked up the clothes and slowly made his way over to the "Loo". ""Tattoos? No, I am not that kind of man. Not part of our culture, but suitable for the soldiers I have met from New Zealand and Australia..." He began to say, before feeling his focus drift away from what was important. "Miss King...Kingston, are you feeling better now?"



Bentley

Level: 1
Day/Time: Day 3 - Morning
Location: Tetris Castle
Tag: @Zarkun @Guardian Angel Haruki @DracoLunaris @Holy Soldier
Experience: ////////// (0/10)


Bentley continued to listen with keen interest and an excellent memory to everything that was added by the others, his turtle head turning around to face each and every one as they spoke. As if the empirical situation hadn't been bad enough, the good Dr. Light discovered a shocking revelation about the sword; it didn't just cause continuous damage. "Ear...Erased? Not just thrown into the desktop garbage bin, but actually deleted from the whole system? How is that...?" Bentley exclaimed, stopping to talk as his brain started grinding at his own question. It was awfully similar to the explaination Dr. Light would give the others afterwards, and equally dreadful.

Bentley's Hacking Theme

Bentley thoughtful posture of him leaning his head in his hand in deep thought was interrupted by Dr. Light. And the disturbance was not a bad one. "If I can hack? My good doctor, you're about to witness the expert skills of Bentley the Brain; the Hercules of the Odessy of One's and Zero's! I'll be in in no time." The turtle wasn't about to let this oppertunity to prove his worth pass. Even if he was a crippled turtle, he was of use. Bentley rolled the wheelchair over to the nearest computer, stretched his fingers and got to work. "Okay, let me just get into the basic console. Easy enough. Password? Come on, little guy, you think that's going to stop me? Let's see; iniate the shell-code.exe and I'm in. Firewall, of course. No problem. No offense, but this Dr. Solus seriously needs some advice on anti-virus software. Just wait for it....BINGO! I'm in! Now just to find the right folder...And once again it's proven that coding is a subject worth teaching in school."

Without turning, the quickest hacker in the west began to listen again at what Dr. Light was explaining. "For arguments sake, would it be possible to turn Guilie back to an older version?" Bentley asked out loud, not noticing if anyone thought his question sounded crazy or not. "If the code is currently active inside of him and working on erasing all of his pixels, would it be possible to revert him back to a state in which the code wasn't activated in him, so to say? Reset him to a more stable version."

Bentley nearly jumped out of his good shell when Kirby ran over to him and made some noise. His head and limbs retreated into his shell for a moment, before shakingly reappearing again to see what was going on. "Eh...what? Sorry, but I don't understand..." Clearly the pink ball knew something, which Rosalina thought so too. But how to understand it? Him...her? "Okay, let me think...Can you draw or paint? Type? Sign-language?"


Alexander Polawski



Location: Quincy : Inside house (G6)
Skills: Navigation




"What?" Alexander said up to Manny, who was now standing in the middle of the room after helping him inside. His old bum -don't anyone else dare say it though. Alexander could still kick your sorry, young ass if he really wanted to) - was happy to have the closest thing to a comfy couch in a sweet-ass long time. He had started going through his various pockets, just checking that most of HIS stuff was still with him. From out of his pockets he pulled up a hammer and an worn-out map of Florida, which he put to his left side of the dusty couch. The compass he pulled out, looked at for a moment and put on the Florida-map. But he had been eyeing the bottle of Oxycontin the longest; he had already used a good portion of it so far to cope with the pain, but now? If he took all of 'em, maybe he would just fall asleep forever? He'd seen it before with soldiers not coping with the pressure. Maybe…

But Alexander looked up at Manny and put the bottle back in his pocket when he was spoken to, not having payed attention for a little while. Apparently Manny had once lived not too far from where they were now. "No kidding?" he said with a surprised smile. "If I didn't know better, maybe a detour to your place could be possible? Any idea of what you had there?" Alexander continued, but the smile faded away slowly as he realized that was years ago. Besides they didn't have a car. "Well you're one hell of a dentist, that's for sure, Manny. And that's funny, 'cause I used to hate them." That much was true. Alexander looked down at the folded map on his left, wondering how far it was to where his boat had been anchored up so many years. Who knew if it was still there, or if there were still any survivors out on that island he left so many years ago? Maybe Manny knew about it? He was about to ask, but the thoughts reminded him too much about…about Her, so he shut them down and rubbed his hand over his mouth, as if to silence himself.

"You figure how long we'll have to stay in here? Or how long we can?" Alexander instead asked Manny, leaning back on the couch and breathing out. Dusty still, the ol' timer tried not to breath in that too much, though he started coughing a little. At least it was comfortable. Alexander took up the worn-out map, the compass placed on it as he rested both on his lap, and started looking it over. Always good to know where they were now and would be going.



Nigel "Hadrian" Cooper



Location: Okefenokee: E14 (Once more, into the breach!)
Skills: Sword fighting, Shield fighting, Close-quarter combat




Those two guys were in an incredibly intrecate way, like Greek metaphysics, be able to both take the piss out of both Robert and Nigel "Hadrian", and at the same time manage to fight against the undead as capable fighters. Nigel wasn't sure what to think, but he wasn't liking how Hank and Wayne were talking so much chit-chat while in combat. Yes sure Nigel could be seen as "dressing up as Spartacus from the movie", but he was at least taking the whole "Fighting for his life"-part a little more serious. At least in his opinion.

Nigel "Hadrian" had taken out one of the walkers, and maybe given Wayne that little breather for him to start shooting at them. That could have been a good solution to their problems, hadn't it been for "Hadrian" disliking the prospect of using guns when there were a horde nearby; They could it hear! But after having talked to no-one like the mad-man he was, Wayne had managed to gun down two walkers to his sides like he was in a gangster-movie - and not the ones "Hadrian" enjoyed either. PB and J? He didn't get the reference. But he did get to continue his fighting though.

A walker was approaching Nigel quickly, arms stretched out in search for prey to feast its soggy and rotten face on. Nigel was the closest one, but he wasn't ready to let the Undead feast on him like a Dionysosian festival. As it got close to him, "Hadrian" push forth his shield for it to inevitably grab onto and started pushing the walker from side to side. Old tactic, but it worked. "This would have been much easier if…" "Hadrian" started declaring loudly to the others, mostly Wayne and Hank who'd grinded his gears most that morning. The walker latched onto his shield started losing its balance quickly, giving him the oppertunity to push it to the ground. Excellent, just as planned. "Hadrian" quickly stepped over the proned walker and stabbed the sword through its sorry, rotten head, ending its undead life and bringing it back to where it belonged. "…if you two talked less down on strangers…"

Nigel turned around to see Hank with a walker with him, damaged at the knee and arm but still a threat. Strangers or not, this was the time to act. With a swift and presice motion, "Hadrian" lifted his sword-arm up behind his head and took careful, yet quick aim towards the shovel-wielding grump. The steel gladius was released from the Roman's arm, spinning through the air as it moved with calcuated beauty of Roman discipline towards its target. And with an audible stab and heavy thud, the sword planted itself into the motionless head of Hank's walker, now lying dead on the ground. Nigel hurried to where his sword was implanted in the head and ground, pulled it out and looked straight at Hank. "…and listened to us. Come on, your friend needs more help."

Mahendra Huq Zalil




Location: The Barracks (Infirmary)
Skills: N/A



Despite the continuing loss of blood running down his wounds, Mahendra was still awake once he was lead into the barrack's infirmary. He only imagined how the army infirmaries looked like back during the War, filled to the brim with dead or dying soldiers with various wounds, him included with the long gash. He was lucky to reach medical personell in time and for the wound not getting infected. Hopefully the infirmary was more modern than it had been the previous decade.

"Not exactly, Sir. Glass. Very long story..." Mahendra managed to say in a coherent sentence to the army doctor, following him to the table where he presumed he was to be seated. In his dizzy state of blood-loss, Mahendra felt the world turn to a darker shade of black once in a while, before it turning bright and clear again. But now he was somewhere they could treat him - hopefully -, and the fear of death could only remain that; a fear. "No...no...that's quite all right, Sir Doctor. I...I'll be fine...I think." Mahendra continued, opening and closing his eyes as the doctor examined his injures. The possible scars he'd be left with wasn't that much of a concern to him; scars were signs of fight and survival, and that much he had. But the still-burning brand on his belly worried him, though what would the doctor say of that if he showed him?

For now Mahendra just wanted the shards out, his wounds bandaged and a good rest. His eyes were difficult to hold open by now.


Alexander Polawski



Location: Quincy : E9 (Front porch) --> Inside house (G6)
Skills: None




It was almost a god-send to finally being able to sit down and just do nothing; no walking, no looking over ones shoulder, no fear of what was lurking just around the corner. Just sitting down was luxury none of them could normally afford, so his pray went partly to God for letting them find that little piece of Paradise. But Manny's question of "For what?" made Alexander look back up at him again. He figured that Manny knew what he meant, but that it was no big deal helping him around. Friends were like that. Alexander gave Manny a tired smile, and closed his eyes again.

Alexander payed only partially attention to what the ladies of the group said, instead feeling the wind blow briskly in his face and dirty, thick hair. But then the wind started picking up harder and harder, until a piece of board came crashing into the door of the house. Alexander looked up to see a trickle of blood run down Thana's cheek, before she ordered everyone inside, annoyingly specifying Manny to get him inside after the room was cleared. Or more than annoying, it hurt him. But with the wind picking up, he wasn't about to start arguing. Not now.

"Come on, Manny. Tea-time's over." Alexander said to Manny, starting to push himself off the porch with his right foot and hands, leaning against the wall as best he could with the help from Manny. They'd done this countless times over the last year, so the routine was drilled into them like how to clean an M16A1 or set up the radio on his back. With Manny's help and Thana's all-clear, Alexander limped inside with Manny's help into the front room. "Help me to the couch." Alexander continued, limping his way over to the couch in the left corner of the room. Slumping down into the couch, dust flying all over the place as he landed, Alexander looked at Thana. "Manny and I'll hold here. Shout if you'll need help."



Nigel "Hadrian" Cooper



Location: Okefenokee: E14 (Once more, into the breach!)
Skills: Survival, Sword fighting, Shield fighting, Close-quarter combat




Before Nigel "Hadrian" could even get an straight answer out of their first man of the truck, another one came into view on almost perfect cue, like the antagonist in a Greek play about life and death. Nigel's sword-wielding hand went upwards in a defensive position, ready to anticipate an attack, but he lowered his gladius again when shovel-man just spoke with him. But not before he had started to do what every student of his who thought they were cool and rebellious had done; try to make fun of his Roman equipment.

Nigel "Hadrian" looked from the man with the shovel, over to Robert with a look of annoyance, and back to Wayne and Hank. He very much wanted to tell them, in good teacher fashion, how the armour and weapons he used was much better than the shovel on his shoulders, but frankly there were bigger issues at hand. "Very funny. But we don't have time for chit-chatting like that; like I said, there's a..." he started to say back, but being interrupted by the less-than-stable man clearly referencing "Spartacus". Apparently these two characters of milos gloriosus thought his Roman appearance more important than living.

"Oh for...are you two even listening to me?" Nigel "Hadrian" managed to say before Wayne, for no good reason charged past him. The reason became clear, but by no means reasonable once Nigel turned around to see the large number of walkers behind him. Robert telling him that they had to help him was clearly his moral side speaking, but Nigel, even if he didn't like those two, couldn't just let him die like that. "The Gods give me strenght, please." Nigel muttered, lifting the shield off his back and jumping into the fray.

The group of walkers were bound to surround Wayne, which was certain death. The modern Roman legionary tried to fend off the incoming undead with the shield, but his work with the gladius was far more successful than with his shield. Nigel "Hadrian" hurried forth to Wayne, and with a good thrust of his sword he first stabbed the walker on his left in the throat, forcing him closer before pulling it out and then stabbing it straight in the face. One down, several others to go. "Robert! Stop praying and come help!"

Mahendra Huq Zalil




Location: Outside of the Museum --> The Barracks
Skills: N/A



Oh how much Mahendra wished that this, any of this would soon start to make sense. But none of it did! Going out to get food for a cat, and then Neema suddenly appearing in smouldering flames? Why? The smell continuned to intertwine the questions, now mixing in with the sound and smell of someone throwing up. Mahendra managed to catch the sight of first Mosi, then Nora emptying the contents of their stomachs. Poor women, this was probably not an easy time for them, fragile creatures they were.

Then again Mahendra had shards of glass sticking out of his face and throat, so he wasn't feeling great either.

Akhmed urged Mahendra across the street and towards the barracks, and he put up no opposition to him leading him. While the pain was still hurting like a snake's bite, Mahendra didn't want to appear totally helpless, and kept his left eye open so he wasn't totally blind. He still needed the helping hand of Akhmed though, due to the blood loss. Everything was hazy, spinning around like a tiger chasing a ribbon tied around its tail, but he managed he hear Akhmed tell him where he was going, and an authoritative voice ordering soldiers around. It had to be Lord Major Keystone, his light-headed mind thought, making him lift his right hand up in an attempt to salute, but ending up looking sloppy than anything. Right now he didn't manage to say anything coherent, he tried his best to follow the soldiers helping him.
Brian "Short-Fuse" Muller


Oh what joy Short-Fuse was feeling as he was accending those stairs was hard to explain. It was like the immense excitement a dog would feels whenever someone opened a door, eagerly awaiting whatever good stuff their man master was going to do to them. Whatever that 'good thing' could possibly be, only the Texan himself knew. Perhaps. He wasn't a very rational man, but somehow he'd survived so long in that wasteland so it couldn't be too bad, right? Or he was just really, really lucky. Short-Fuse was quite the ways up the stairs when he would have wanted to turn and taunt those sorry losers behind him, but something else ganked him first.

He couldn't breath as Khaliya grabbed him from behind and pulled him backwards with that superhuman strenght of the power armour. And oh boy, was the janking and not-breathing part painfull. Short-Fused was about to ask her what the hell she thought she was doing, with all that tossing and turning going on, but that was when the sound of Doom itself reached his explosion-damaged ears. All he could whisper under his breath, which was slowly coming back to him and therefor making no sound, was "...Holy Hell..."

It was an abomination like he'd never seen before, and good God was it ugly! And Short-Fuse had seen some ugly mothers out there, both radioactive and just plain ol' ugly. This thing was the works of nightmares, which certainly didn't sit well with a man who'd had his brain shaken too many times already. As it passed him and Khaliya, the only thing that ran through his mind besides the various bits and pieces of conversations over the radio about the buggers, was how much explosives did he need to seal those critters down in the metro for good?
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