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Despite the barrage of vicious ghosts assailing her, Oros the Swift was easily able to fend the specters off, before doing her best impression of Penny and darting towards Staycee like a lighting bolt. The ectomancer readied her scythe for a mighty swing, but before the wicked blade could even move an inch, Oriko unraveled one of her mystic scrolls. At first, Staycee was more surprised than worried, figuring her enchanted weapon would slice through the old parchment like a giant scythe through, well, old parchment. However, no sooner had the blade touched the scroll then it and its wielder were sucked into the parchment. The next instant, the ectomancer found herself in a pocket realm filled with ferocious beasts of every conceivable shape and size. “Huh, I guess this is like that cursed menu thing Stacy was telling me about where the food tries to eat you, Staycee mused as she looked over the ring of hungry creatures surrounding her. “Well, bring it on! I almost defeated the Elder Beast of the Field of Ghosts, so fighting you guys should be a piece of cake!”

Meanwhile, GH Stacy’s battle with the sharkenbear continued, the strange creature seemingly unbothered by getting half of its head blown off and its insides fried to a crisp. “Dang, you’re sure a tough one, huh?!” Stacy marveled wth a chuckle. “At this rate, you’re gonna make me have to bust out my crazy cool ultimate moves!” However, before any such moves could be busted out, OG Stacy was spit out of the nearby mass of teeth’s mouth and fired at the two combatants with the force of a meteor on steroids. Neither Stacy was even cognizant of what was going on until they found themselves lying in a pile of scorched and smoldering limbs at the bottom of a crater, atop what little remained of the sharkenbear.

“S-Stacy?” the pair asked each other groggily, their dislocated eyeballs rolling around in an attempt to get a better grasp of the situation. A moment later they wondered in unison, “What the heckin’ heck just happened?!”

Things were just as chaotic inside Scylla’s battered, misshapen head. Thalia and Shark Tooth Stacy continued to be wildly thrown about the cockpit, but the former had finally managed to find her footing. The fox girl pushed herself off a wall to fly at Stacy, her Carbonox blade primed to strike. However, Thalia wasn’t the only one with genetically augmented reflexes, and Stacy managed to reorient herself so that she was facing her foe head-first. With a wild grin, she opened her mouth wide and clamped down on Thalia’s blade with her namesake gold-plated Zinethonium alloy shark teeth. With a mighty chomp, she snapped the blade in two as if it were nothing more than a toothpick. “Nice try, ding dong!” Stacy taunted. “But these teeth ain’t just for show!”

As this transpired, Scylla’s head continued to be rolled forward. The Ars Magi in its path had been feeling pretty pleased with herself for vanquishing not one but two Oroses, and even with Scylla’s giant, neon pink head rolling towards her, she figured she was more than agile enough to get out of its way before it hit her. As it turned out, she was right. However, she was wrong if she thought that would put her out of harm’s way. As the misshapen wreck of a Framewerk rolled passed her, the psychotic machine pushing it opened fire on the Ars Magi with a fearsome array of weaponry.

“Crap!”

Her eyes going wide behind her glasses, Saw Blade Stacy quickly raised her bulky chainsaw to block as much of the fire as she could. Yet, as big as her gladius was, she knew it wouldn’t be capable of shielding her completely. Thus, she also leaped backwards in a series of evasive maneuvers, even as she fired a stream of paint balls at the ground in front of her. Upon striking, they burst into a fine pink mist, which would hopefully provide at least a small measure of concealment.

So preoccupied with fighting for her life was the delinquent Ars Magi that she failed to notice that Scylla’s head had been rolled over Oros the Inventive, the Framewerk’s weight freeing the false Ars Magi from her paint prison.

But Nomad Stacy noticed…

Even as Lada ordered a cloud of nanites to assail Stampede Stacy (who was still riding atop, and attempting to tame, Oros the Savage), the self-proclaimed Kung Fu Corpse Girl used her super awesome martial arts-type reflexes to race toward the distracted young woman and deliver a Crazy Cool Flying Kick to the center of her back.

If only homing notes were still a thing...

-Ashley Avenir




While the allies in the chamber with Ashley succeeded in keeping the slime tendrils away from her, this assistance was more than counteracted by the actions of an ostensible ally outside the ship causing her overcharged shot to miss its intended target. Damn it! The Knight of Tomorrow swore as she was flung across the chamber just as she was about to fire. Although the attack did succeed in vaporizing even more of the slime, perhaps even fatally wounding the creature, hardly any of the captives had been freed. The vast majority were still within the remains of the decaying slime, very possibly beginning to suffocate, now that the creature seemed to be dead. As soon as Ashley was able to reorient herself, she prepared to make a second attempt at freeing them, when Dan dropped down from the ceiling and instructed the gathered espers to do just that.

“You heard him!” Ashley told the others, even as she began dragging one of the captives out of the slime. “And put them all close together!” she added as her techno-wand began charging up once more. “I need to purge the slime from their lungs!”

At least one of the former captives had woken up and begun asking questions, but the Knight of Tomorrow knew that any Q&A sessions would have to wait. Not only was the ship still tilting and shuddering violently, it was starting to come apart at the seams, with seawater beginning to rush in. If they didn’t wrap things up soon, then they were all very likely going to drown.

Once all the unconscious captives had been placed in close proximity, Ashley would tap the center point of the group with the glowing tip of her instrument, sending forth a burst of neon green energy that would, hopefully, annihilate the last remnants of slime still inside their bodies.





Gaia was just about to begin instructing the Cheshire Cat on the basics of Pennybot command, when the feline girl began doing her best impression of a stereotypical drill sergeant, causing the verdant maiden to raise an emerald eyebrow. “Um… Pardon my saying so, but I do not believe that particular approach is exactly the most conducive one to take…”

However, no sooner had she said this, then Asengav’s mirror portals started appearing in the sky of Penrose, followed by the very fabric of reality coming apart at the seams. At first, everyone simply stared in shocked horror as the world began to unravel, but then Connie returned, joined by an incongruously cheerful MDP.

“Like, hiiii everybodywody~! (giggle!)” The whimsical girl greeted as she skipped over to the ring of control stations. “There’s, like, a super duper important wortant battle wattle thingie wingie going onsie wonsie right nowie, and, like, Magical Dream Princess thinky winkies we should allsie wallsie go downsie wownsie theresie weresie and helpy welpy outy wouty~! (giggle!)”

When the Cheshire Cat offered to help with providing passage to the battle, MDP’s cheerful smile spread even wider, and stars seemed to twinkle in her gleaming eyes. “Like, thankie wankies, super cutesy wutsey catty watty person werson~! (giggle!)” she told the feline magical girl as she bounced over to give her a big hug. “That’ll, like, helpy welpy lots and lots~!

Gaia looked from the bubbly Princess of Dreams to Connie, her verdant visage filled with concern. “Are you sure about this, little sister?” she asked her timid best friend.

“I-I am,” Connie confirmed. “M-Magical Dream P-Princess thinks I c-can help,” the masked maiden explained. “S-So I w-want to t-try!”

“Very well,” Gaia sighed, before rising to her feet and giving her friend a warm smile. “Then the Daughter of Mother Earth shall stand beside you.”

“T-Thanks Mia,” Connie said softly as she embraced her best friend.

“Like, Magical Dream Princess knows thingie wingies are kinda winda scary wary right nowie,” MDP conceded. “But, like, she also walso thinkie winkies if everybodywody does their very wery besty westiest together wether and dreamy weamies a happy wappy ending wending, thensie wensie it’ll totally wotally happen wappen~! (giggle!) So, like, everybodywody heresie weresie should totally wotally come alongy wongy~!” the whimsical girl declared with a wink as she skipped over to the cat flap and struck a cute pose. “And you should, like, totally wotally tell allsie wallsie of your friendy wendies on this super duper biggy wiggy shippy whippy to come alongy wongy, too~! (giggle!) ‘Cause, like, everythingy wingy is better wetter with friendy wendies~!”

Whether or not any of the others chose to go along with her (or call their friends to join them), MDP would bounce through the cat flap with a happy-go-lucky giggle, Connie and Gaia following close behind. What awaited them on the other side was a scene of complete chaos as their friends struggled to oppose the seemingly invincible Queen of Hearts. Attacks of ever-increasing potency were made, magical girls were thrown off the building, only to fly or portal themselves back to the rooftop, and a futuristic armored car skidded across its slick surface, out of which emerged Ronin and Miko.

“Golly wolly~!” MDP exclaimed, her sparkling, innocent eyes wide with wonderment, rather than fright. “There’s soooo much stuffy wuffy going onsie wonsie heresie weresie~! Oooohh~!” the playful Princess of Dreams squealed in delight as she caught sight of Storm Witch Stacy. “Like, Magical Dream Princess wuvs your outfit woutfit~! It’s, like, sooo super duper cutesy wutesy~! (giggle!)”

“OMG! Like, thanks so much!” Stacy replied, the enthusiastic compliment helping her quickly forget her recent sizable screw up. “Your outfit is super adorbs, too!” the storm witch told her bubbly admirer with a wink.

“Like, thankie wankies~!” MDP replied with a wink and peace sign salute of her own. “Oh~! And the Penny Wenny Botty Wotties are hersie, too~! (giggle!) Like, Magical Dream Princess is soooo super duper happy wappy to see you, Penny Wenny Botty Wotties~!” the giggling girl told the mass produced copies of her girlfriend. “‘Cause, like, Magical Dream Princess has a super duper special wecial funsie wunsie present wesent for you~! (giggle!)” Standing on her tiptoes, she held up her glowing whimsical wand and began rapidly spinning it in a circle, trails of pink glitter and prismatic sparkles streaming from its tip. “Like, it’s timey wimey to play magical wagical girl dressup wessup~! (giggle!)” the whimsical girl declared. There was a bright flash and, when it faded, each of the Pennybots was dressed in a unique cute and frilly magical girl outfit based on those found in all of MDP’s favorite magical girl shows. “Taaa daaa~!” MDP declared with a joyful smile when her spell was finished. “Magical Dream Princess hopey wopeies you likey wikey them, Penny Wenny Botty Wotties~! (giggle!)”

Meanwhile, Gaia was struggling to take stock of the chaos swirling around them in an effort to discern some meaningful way to contribute to her allies’ efforts. Yet, the nymph-like young woman ultimately found she had no viable means of opposing a being of the Queen of Hearts’ level of reality-breaking power. Yet, even if the Daughter of Mother Earth could contribute nothing of value, perhaps the Empress of Nightmares could…

“T-T-There s-she is…” Connie whispered as she fixed her mask’s ink-black gaze on the Wonderland sovereign. Closing the eyes of her mask, she swallowed and took a deep breath in an effort to push back the terror threatening to paralyze her. Then, opening her eyes once more, she slowly raised a trembling hand towards the malevolent monarch. “M-Magical D-Dream P-Princess s-said I s-should g-give t-the q-queen a n-n-nightmare,” the masked maiden told her friend in a soft and shaky voice. “A-And b-back in W-Wonderland, I c-could f-feel h-her f-fears, s-so i-it s-should p-probably w-work…”

“In that case, I shall provide a distraction,” Gaia announced, giving her friend a smile, before conjuring her verdant staff, twirling it above her head, and then pointing its blossoming tip at the Queen of Hearts. “Nature’s Fury!” the Daughter of Mother Earth shouted as she unleashed a massive barrage of mystical life energy.

“Like, Magical Dream Princess is gonna helpy welpy, too~! (giggle!)” MDP added, firing a sparkling beam of bright pink dream magic from her whimsical wand and sending a stream of cute objects shooting towards the Wonderland sovereign. “Like, let’s allsie wallsie helpy welpy~!” she called to the Pennybots and other gathered magicals.

“Yeah!” Stacy agreed, aiming her stormy staff and shooting an arc of lightning at their frighteningly powerful foe. “This’ll be like one of those crazy cool team attack dealies! And, hopefully, it’ll work way better than the last one!”

And in the midst of this deluge of mystic might, Connie mustered all her courage, gathered all her terrible power, focused on the Queen of Hearts’ deepest fears, and sent a twisting torrent of focused nightmare magic surging towards the malevolent monarch…

I guess it’s now or never…

-Ashley Avenir




This was bad. Not only would harming the slime further also further harm the ship (perhaps even to the extent of complete structural failure), it had also gotten inside the captives’ lungs. Trying to extricate the captives with care seemed the best course of action, yet, it would also take time, and that was a resource in exceedingly short supply. Even now, Ashley could feel the ship shudder as attacks were made against its outer hull, while closer at hand, the slime tendrils had redoubled their efforts to attack the high-tech heroine and her allies. And, of course, the floor also continued to tilt at an ever more extreme angle…

I have to try and vaporize the slime in their lungs myself, the Knight of Tomorrow resolved. It’s risky, and I don’t know if I can hit everyone with one shot, but it’s the only chance we have!

“I think I can free the captives without harming them,” Ashley told the other espers as she aimed her techno-wand at the greatest cluster of captives, its tip glowing with ever-increasing power. “But I need you to hold those slime tendrils back for a little longer!”


True to her name, Storm Witch Stacy had encountered a great many storms during her time as a magical girl (indeed, she had been the cause of no small number of them), but none came close to the strange and terrifying tempest currently engulfing Penrose. “Holy freaking crap!” she exclaimed as she beheld the shattering of the reality plenum with wide eyes. “This is all kinds of crazy!”

“We have been instructed to reposition ourselves,” one of the Pennybots told her. “Do you wish to accompany us?”

“Sure!” Stacy confirmed with an enthusiastic smile. “After all, a Magical Girl needs to be where the action is!”

“Then please hold tight,” the Pennybot instructed, before scooping the startled storm witch up in a bridal carry, activating her counter-grav arrays, and shooting off through the tempestuous skies towards Covington Tower.

Back in the tangental reality layer, Stampede Stacy watched as her spectral stampede crashed into the particle cannon, sending its glowing beam shooting skyward into the lightning-covered heavens. “Golly, that sure is one purty light show,” the undead cowgirl noted as she adjusted the brim of her hat. However, she didn’t have long to admire it, as the (mostly) recovered Oros the Savage proceeded to promptly charge towards her, its toothy maw spread wide.

“Well, butter me up an’ call me a biscuit!” Stampede Stacy exclaimed, her eyes going wide even as she began twirling her lightning lasso. “You are one powerfully ugly critter! But ah reckon with a lil’ o’ that ol’ Stampede Stacy magic, ah can break ya in easy as any buckin’ bronco!” Just as the massive creature was about to plow into her, the cowgirl leapt up, slipped her lighting lasso around its head, and landed atop its back. “Yeehaw! Time ta show ya why ah’m tha Rodeo Queen o’ Ayame High!”

Yet, even if the threat of Oros the Savage was seemingly in hand, the barbaric beast was not the only foe assailing Stampede Stacy and her three allies. In the blink of an eye, the aptly titled Oros the Swift darted in to deliver a rapid flurry of sword strikes. Before she even knew what was happening, little Crystallis Stacy found herself sliced into a pile of limbs, her decapitated head resting precariously on top. “H-Huh?!” she wondered. “W-What the…?”

“Hey! This is no time to be going to pieces, little pal!” Staycee admonished her. “We’ve still got a crazy cool battle to—”

“L-Look out behind you!” Crystallis Stacy cried, the wall of specters swirling around Staycee slowing the blur that was Oriko Ishii down enough for her to be visible. Even with the warning, the enchanted sword strikes still managed to hit their target, but they struck equally enchanted armor, causing them to merely graze off it.

“So! This dastardly scamp has returned!” Staycee exclaimed with a fierce grin. “Well, that’s cool,” the ectomancer added as she sent a torrent of spirits racing after the lightning-fast Nomad. “My ghost pals were just dying to play with her again!”

As this was taking place, and to her considerable surprise, Saw Blade Stacy’s deluge of neon pink paint had succeeded in subduing Oros the Inventive. “Huh. I can’t believe that actually worked… Oh well!” she added with a grin as she got to her feet. “Score another one for me!”

As it transpired, she’d won her fight just in time, as Oros the Shrewd had been sent flying towards her like a tiny, flaming meteor. “Sweet!” she cheered, the ordinarily alarming sight only causing her grin to broaden. “Bonus round!” Jumping up, she give the incoming projectile a spinning kick, sending it careening off towards where the (still remarkably functional) particle cannon was firing its beam into the heavens.

Also being fired through the heavens was Stitch ‘Em Up Stacy, who found herself flying across the battlefield, propelled by yet another high-pressure torrent of blood. It wasn’t the strangest thing that had happened to her during a battle, what with the giant cherry popsicle melded to a gelatinous unicycle with prismatic butterfly wings and dozens of cybernetic arms, the giant cotton candy crocodile with crystalline clocks for legs that spit sharp rainbows, and the giant pig made of popcorn skulls and wielding a flaming flail made of teacup tipped spinal cords, but it was pretty close.

Meanwhile, the source of the crimson stream ended up rocketing right into the path of Grimoiric Hearts Stacy’s twin orbs of ball lightning, taking the shots meant for the sharkenbear and getting fried to a crisp in the process.

“Well, crap…” the startled Stacy managed to mutter a moment before the unharmed sharkenbear chomped the jaws of one of its shark-headed arms onto one of her patchwork appendages. Simultaneously, the other shark head latched onto one of her legs. Then the chimeric creature began to pull… “Wow, you look even hungrier up close!” she observed with a grin. “Well, now that you’re at point blank range, let’s try this again!” she declared, conjuring a sizable lightning orb in her free hand and thrusting it into the creature’s main bear head. “Say ‘aaahh’!”

Elsewhere, Cyberslime Stacy was sustaining some rather severe emotional damage. Storm Witch Stacy had portaled herself out of the battlefield, Staceella continued to slumber contentedly, and OG Stacy Stitches continued to be gnawed on by one of the teeth balls (she wasn’t really suffering any major harm, in fact, it was really more like a relaxing massage, but she was too tired after unleashing her overcharged Killing Blow to try and escape). This left Cyberslime Stacy alone to face the full force of Oros the Wise’s verbal abuse.

Now, while she was perhaps one of the most physically durable of the Stacys, Cyberslime Stacy was also one of the most emotionally fragile, a vulnerability that a manipulative student counselor like Miss Fang was easily able to exploit to the fullest extent. Pulling no punches, Wisdom went right for the proverbial heart, cruelly crushing all of Stacy’s preconceived notions and tearing her delusional worldview to shreds.

“R-Ramona really… h-hates me…?” Stacy stammered, her expression one of horrified disbelief. “S-She r-really d-doesn’t enjoy p-playing games with me…? B-But… S-She said it was just because she was s-super busy... S-She said she wanted to h-help me… S-She wanted me to h-have enough money to get my own place, n-not… n-not because she h-hated having me around… R-Right…?” the gelatinous girl wondered, slimy tears beginning to stream down her translucent face as the awful truth finally began to sink in. The poor nano-slime girl’s ugly crying only got worse as Wisdom’s verbal assault continued. However, just as it was about to reach its traumatizing crescendo, Stitch ‘Em Up Stacy slammed into the student counselor, knocking her away and putting at least a brief stop to her caustic commentary.

After taking a moment to get her bearings, the zombie medic noticed her slimy ally’s plight. “Holy freaking crap! Are you okay, Stacy?!”

“N-Noooo…” Cyberslime Stacy replied between anguished sobs. In fact, the poor young woman was so distraught, she didn’t even notice the fact that the woman talking to her was completely covered with blood. “I-I’m s-such a horrible person! A-A t-total loser! N-No one likes me, I’m annoying, I screw everything up, I-I’ll never be a hero, a-and…”

“Hey, hey…” Stitch ‘Em Up Stacy told the sobbing slime girl as soothingly as she could, while placing a blood-soaked hand on her shoulder. “It’s gonna be okay. Let’s start by taking a few deep breaths, and then we can talk about why you feel that way,” the undead medic advised. “Just remember that everything you’re feeling is totally valid, even if all that stuff you said isn't even remotely true. By the way, did you know that intentional breathing exercises date back to ancient times? In fact, over a thousand years ago, yogis in India had already come up with, like, dozens of different breathing exercises for different mental states! Not only that, but…”

While this was transpiring, inside the wreckage of Scylla, Shark Tooth Stacy was facing off against the Oros of Shock and Awe. “Dang, girl, you’re really into some seriously freaky crap, huh?” the former racing queen remarked as she watched her scantily-clad foe slowly savor the oversized eyeball that constituted a snack for the strange fox woman. In response, Thalia spit out a condensed spray of blood, which Stacy was barely able to avoid thanks to her enhanced reflexes and considerable experience with reading opponents. However, before either pilot could make another move, Scylla’s battered body/head began to roll, sending the cockpit spinning and the two combatants ricocheting around it like pinballs. “Hey! I ain’t the one doin’ this!” Stacy shot back when Thalia seemed to blame her for their current predicament. “Someone must be screwin’ around outside!”

Indeed someone was. After extricating herself from the ruins of Axis Mundai, the abominable automaton known as Alice Parker had begun rolling what was left of Scylla towards Saw Blade Stacy with ever-increasing rapidity. The hyper-advanced nanites suffusing the battlefield served to facilitate this by severing the bizarre Framewerk’s remaining techno-tendrils and morphing the machine’s exterior into a more rounded shape as if its Zinethonium alloy hull was little more than putty.

“Woah!” the chainsaw-wielding Ars Magi exclaimed when she caught sight of the giant, neon pink head rolling her way. Getting hit by something like that would most assuredly not be pleasant, but thankfully, avoiding it was a fairly simple matter. After all, with whatever was propelling Scylla’s vision being obstructed by its massive bulk, Stacy only needed to get out of its path, and the misshapen head would just pass her by.

Back in Penrose proper, Storm Witch Stacy had ascended to the roof of Covington Tower along with the squad of Pennybots, where she was presented with an admittedly rather epic confrontation. “Holy freaking wow! Is this, like, the big crazy cool final boss battle for the universe Doc Zinestine was talkin’ about?!” she asked in breathless excitement as she watched the gathered magical girls (and boy) launch their various attacks against the Wonderland sovereign. “I’ve got a crazy cool attack, too!” she declared, aiming her stormy staff at the Queen of Hearts. “I’ll portal that big meanie someplace super awful!”

Helpfully, there were many windows into other worlds through which she could peer in her search for just the right destination. It wasn’t long before a swirling reality fragment depicting a large gelatinous cylinder filled with numerous other individuals appeared before her. “Holy freaking crap! That looks almost exactly like one of those gelatinous cube things from that D&D book Stacy showed me! That’ll be perfect!” The tip of her staff crackled with blue lightning, before shooting forth an actinic, portal-generating arc. Unfortunately, another reality fragment moved into the path of the attack, one displaying the very tangental reality layer in which the other Stacys were battling the Oroses. “Oh crap!” Stacy cried as she watched her Esperverse iteration get sucked through her crackling portal and plunge into the depths of the cyan slime cylinder. “Like, that totally wasn’t what I meant to do!”

This could be trickier than I thought…

-Ashley Avenir




Thankfully, Mika, Marrie, and Nina were able to keep the myriad slime tentacles from attacking Ashley as she charged up her attack, which struck the slime cylinder and vaporized roughly half of it. However, before she began powering up a second blast to finish the creature off, the Knight of Tomorrow paused as a concerning possibility occurred to her. What if the captives are linked to that thing in some way? Could killing it actually harm them? She had no idea, but she did have a way to find out.

“Hold on a moment before trying to free anyone from that thing,” Ashley advised as a smaller orb of neon green energy coalesced between the glowing prongs of her techno-wand. “I want to make sure it's safe to remove them.” With that, she fired off a finder pulse at what remained of the slime cylinder, its multi-spectrum diagnostic data acquisition field hopefully granting her some insight into how fully the creature was linked to the captives contained within it.

Well, on the bright side, we found the missing espers! On the not so bright side…

-Ashley Avenir




Ashley was just about to back out of the green-tinged chamber and into the yellow-tinged corridor, when the freelancer of the small rescue party stopped in front of her. The young woman informed her that she’d be staying behind with the others to help ensure that the slime queen didn’t follow after them. It was honestly a good strategy, and one the Knight of Tomorrow couldn’t really argue with. “All right,” she acknowledged with a curt nod. “Good luck,” she added, before exiting the chamber and heading down the corridor after Mika and Nina. No sooner had she done so, then she saw a very familiar face heading towards them.

“Gale?!” Ashley exclaimed upon catching sight of the bluenette.

It was certainly a stroke of luck that the blue-haired freelancer had apparently freed herself, but the young woman’s seemingly distracted nature was more than a little concerning. Is she under some kind of mental manipulation? the high-tech heroine wondered. However, there was no time to ruminate on such matters. Marrie promptly rounded a corner, which Ashley and the others soon discovered led into a blue-tinged chamber, one dominated by a giant blue cyan slime cylinder containing well over a dozen captured espers and even a few presumably Maverick-allied monsters. It also quickly became apparent that the slime was more than simply a storage medium…

With an otherworldly groan, the giant slime generated a plethora of writhing slime tendrils, some even extending from the ceiling. To make matters worse, the entire ship seemed to violently tilt forward, causing Ashley to begin sliding towards the giant slime. Shit! What’s going on out there?! Leaping over to a small alcove on the side of the chamber, the Knight of Tomorrow braced herself against it, while firing an energy bolt at one of the nearby tendrils. Then, taking aim on the giant slime, she began charging up an exceptionally powerful blast.

“I’m gonna try and vaporize that giant slime,” she told the others. “But I’m gonna need a little time to power up, so if you three could keep those slime tendrils off me, I’d really appreciate it!”

Now things are getting interesting…
-Doctor Nykannis, Queen of the Mad Scientists


“And here I thought the conclusion of the ass shoving contest was anti-climactic…” Nykannis remarked as she watched the Queen of Hearts effortlessly slay Asengav, the horror’s demise prompting the swift unraveling of the entire reality plenum. For the moment, the degradation of the dimensional fabric was limited to Penrose and its immediate surroundings, but it was only a matter of time before it spread across the entire planet, and to even the most distant corners of the universe beyond. At least, if it wasn’t stopped by a plucky band of heroes. Yes, the Monarch of Mad Science reflected, the Penrose Pack had matters well in hand, so there was absolutely zero cause for concern. Indeed, the stupendous, starkly unfathomable poly-plenumic energies being thrown about with reckless abandon had almost filled her numinosphereic multiversal pinapexagon power accumulator to maximum capacity. Soon, she would be able to utterly erase THEM from existence, allowing her to finally abandon this sad joke of a reality plenum and once again freely travel the infinite omniverses to her heart’s content.

But before she could do that, there were a few other matters to conclude. Thus, to ensure the final stages of her little “Penny Project” wouldn’t be compromised by the ongoing plenumic collapse, she activated the ARGO’s axiomantic aetherauronic reality stabilization array. The skies of the tangental reality layer were filled with a crackling, crisscrossing network of millions of yellowy-green ecto-empyrean lightning tendrils as the apex-grade apparatus’s myriad eldritch technomantic biomechanical prongs, antennas, and other peculiar protrusions worked to seal the battlefield in a protective anti-entropic enclosure.

“How strange… I was not aware horrors held such plenumic significance,” Xozooth mused as he continued to observe the unfolding cataclysmic events. “After all, you recently killed one yourself, did you not?” the polymathamagician inquired.

“True, but Asengav has considerably more narrative significance,” Nykannis replied. “Comparing Gavy’s protagonist power to Vaasty’s is like comparing a galaxy cluster to a grain of sand. And speaking of protagonist power,” the mad scientist added as she enlarged a supplementary display. “It looks like our precious Penny’s gotten yet another upgrade.”

Of course, the source of said upgrade was entirely unsurprising. After all, the hand of The Unmaker was anything but subtle, and with the universe itself seemingly coming to an end, the Great Ender himself would obviously want a front row seat. The fact that such a blessing had been provided was also completely expected, and thus had been fully taken into account by the Sovereign of Super Science. Penny’s transferral of her Prime Self’s most significant concentration to a body closer to the battle taking place atop Covington Tower was slightly annoying, but even that development could easily be adapted to.

“And I can’t exactly blame her,” Nykannis conceded as she watched an energy-sheathed ultra-tech armored car shooting through the tempestuous skies towards the pivotal rooftop on rails of solid lightning. “Her battle against her final opponent deserves a suitable stage…”

Is this stupid meeting finally over?
-Nyxia Torrentia, Neon Tempest of the Ultraviolet Rainbow


To Nyxia’s relief, shortly after Oros noted how she’d assumed Hizuki could simply fly the entire van to wherever they were going, the meeting began to wind down. It might not have been as fast as the Neon Tempest would have liked, but things were concluding nonetheless, a fact made abundantly clear when Oros made her way out of the makeshift club room. With the meeting’s organizer having taken her leave, Nyxia saw no further reason to stick around.

“Well, have fun sorting out all those headache-inducing details,” she told the remaining club members as she stretched herself out before strolling over to the window. “I’m gonna go do something a bit more fun,” she added with a smirk as she slipped through the circular frame and out into the darkening night.

Maybe the others liked the feeling of power and control that came from organizing complex operations and planning intricate strategies, but Nyxia hadn’t become a magical girl to be bored out of her mind mulling over monotonous minutia. No, Norika had been reborn as the Neon Tempest with the sole purpose of cleansing the world of the abominations that murdered her beloved brother, and that was precisely what she intended to do now. Indeed, it was what she would continue to do for the entire time the rest of the club prepared for their upcoming trip, however long those preparations would take.







The weather was getting colder. In November, it wasn’t common for Hibusa town to get much snow. There were places in Japan at higher elevations that would be getting snow well before Hibusa did. But the northern winds had certainly arrived. If Nyxia wasn’t a magical girl and virtually immune to the natural environment, then the cold air would make her deathly ill or worse. Even on the coldest nights, she’d only need her baby to keep her warm.

It was the dead of night, and all the other detention club girls were elsewhere. Many of them had daytime rituals and needed at least a little bit of sleep to function the following day. Though Nyxia was truly free in that she could hunt for as long as she wanted. Though there was something off. There appeared to be more miseria than normal. Usually by now Nyxia would have them mopped up, but it was like she was only half done. A glaive of green light ripped through five of them on a rooftop. But as soon as they vanished, a few more scurried up and into view.

"You fuckers are persistent tonight, huh?" Nyxia muttered as she fired another blast from her beloved energy cannon. "That’s fine," she added a moment later as her scowl turned into a psychotic smirk. "That just means more fun for me!" The Neon Tempest unleashed a peal of sadistic laughter as she swept the Omega Obliterator’s neon-tinged, lightning-wreathed cylinder of annihilation across her myriad foes, while also deploying her pair of hovering octahedron drones for good measure. "And my little darling here always has room for more, right baby?!" she asked her oversized weapon before giving voice to another burst of unhinged laughter.

But while Nyxia gave into her inner anarchist, she heard an unfamiliar voice call out from the darkness. "Was zum Teufel?!?" Some grenades flew up from behind the building, which Nyxia’s beam cut into. They detonated, but rather than turning into balls of fire they exploded into bones. Whole bones like ones that once belonged to a man. They bounced harmlessly off of the roof, but a femur did fly pretty close to Nyxia’s head. Once the light and sound died down, the stranger spoke up again. "Ja." There was some shuffling, but the stranger remained out of view.

"The fuck…?!" Nyxia exclaimed, leaning her head to one side to avoid getting struck by one of the flying bones. Holding her fire for a moment, she called out, "Whoever the fuck’s down there, ya better get outta the fucking way! Otherwise, it’s not my fault if I vaporize your stupid ass!"

"Ja?" the voice called out again. "You zink I vould leave a miseria alive? Maybe if I vas really stupid." She chuckled. "Nah. I vould do no such thing. Maybe fire your veapon where there are targets to hit?"

"I’m killing these Miseria, ya fuckin’ moron!" Nyxia snarled as she furiously, yet still cautiously, made her way to the edge of the roof. "Go find your own!"

"Zat sounds like a good idea." Without firing her obliterator, Nyxia was able to pick up on the soft pop of a grenade launcher. She heard it several times, and not long afterwards many nearby roofs had one grenade shell bouncing on their roof. It didn’t take them long to detonate and eviscerate the miseria lurking nearby. Though it wasn’t just bones that ripped through the disgusting creatures. Some exploded into horseshoes, candles, clocks, keys, even pages of an old book. All were equally devastating to their intended targets. Another interesting detail was the trajectory of the shells themselves. They weren’t all being fired from the same area. It was as if this magical girl was moving between shots and firing in quick succession. Though if she was moving, she had to be pretty fast because the houses weren’t being shelled in any sort of order. "Just shoot ze ones you don’t vant me to touch."

Nyxia’s jaw clenched and her eye twitched. "That doesn’t even make any fucking sense!" she shouted, while furiously scanning the streets below in an attempt to catch sight of the mystery grenadier. Though there was nothing to be found. "Well, whatever…" the Neon Tempest grumbled before opening fire once more. "If the stupid bitch gets vaporized, it’s her own fuckin’ fault!"

And so the hunt pressed on. Miseria were getting vaporized left and right. If not by a death beam, then by whatever ordinance the other girl was using. Sometimes there were some close calls. A laser would burn through a miseria moments before a grenade got it, other times it would be Nyxia’s beam that caught a grenade, and the fragmentation would take out all the miseria in the area before she could hit even one.

Eventually, the town became quiet. The end of Nyxia’s obliterator smoked, but there were no other targets to shoot. The last grenade to explode had thrown goat horns everywhere, and one of the more rounded ones rolled towards Nyxia before falling on its side a few feet from her position.

The Neon Tempest eyed the horn as it rolled to a stop. After taking a moment to glare at this latest incongruous object to cross her path, she took a step forward and crushed it under the high heel of her boot. "Just what I need…" she muttered. "Another annoying dumbass getting in my way…"

The powdery remains of the horn were scattered to the wind. They glimmered under the moon light before finally dispersing enough to where they couldn’t be seen. For a time, it was just Nyxia and the wind. But she wasn’t fortunate enough for it to remain so quiet.

"Zat vas the last of zem." The stranger’s voice was near, possibly right over the other side of the roof. "You’re rather good at hunting miseria, ja? Not many can keep pace vith me."

"And just who the hell are you?" Nyxia inquired, her tone clearly conveying her vexation. "Ya don’t sound like anyone I know, so ya must be new in town," she added. "Were there not enough Miseria to kill where ya came from?"

"Something like zat." Came the stranger’s voice from the other side of the roof. "I heard zere was a school that vas obliterated. It sounded like a good hunting ground. I also had been curious about a demon of Hibusa town and her dark harem. I had heard zey were weak, but that does not seem to be za case with you. You kill as well as I do."

Nyxia’s eye twitched when she heard the word "harem", but she chose to ignore it. "Thanks. I’d like to think I’m the strongest magical girl around here," she said instead. "Aside from that demon you mentioned…" the Neon Tempest added with a scowl. "So, if you’re as strong as you say, mind showing yourself?" the tealette inquired, putting a hand on her hip. "Or are you shy, too?"

"You vant to see me? Hmmm." She hummed, though her voice came from yet another direction. "Or maybe you vant to shoot me? Vould a smart person show zemselves now?"

Nyxia’s eyes were drawn to some light. In the darkness of the night, she could make out a halo. It was white, but a red neon glow. Slowly it rose, and slowly the scalp of the mysterious magical girl rose into view. Her hair looked pink under the glow of her halo. Then her body turned into a blur as she shot into the air and landed on the roof. While the landing was hard, both the girl and the roof were fine. Though some chain links bounced away from her landing spot. Finally, Nyxia could look upon the person she had been talking to.

There was no doubt she was a magical girl, but her halo was the only angelic thing about her. Two ribbons tied off her twin tails, which draped down her leather trench coat. Said trenchcoat was too small for her, and was held around her waist by a tactical ammo belt. A partial leotard struggled to cover her body modestly, and employed the help of several leather straps to keep everything in place. If it wasn’t covered in tactical equipment or leather, it was covered in netting or pantyhose. Her lace up boots went half way up her thighs and had an elevated heel, though there was no arch in the shoe. Among her numerous pouches and ammo sleeves were a few choice accessories. She wore a chain around her neck and a gothic cross necklace. She had a few piercings under her eye, and may have had more that Nyxia couldn’t see. In either hand was a grenade launcher with chains wrapped around the barrels. Each one was latched onto the launchers and terminated in goat skull charms. They were both aimed into the air.

"Guten Abend. Zey call me Home Vecker."



"I got a banner before Finn did. Vunderbar!"

— Home Wrecker


While this was Nyxia’s first time seeing Home Wrecker, it appeared to be her first time seeing Nyxia as well. Her eyes moved over Nyxia carefully, clearly trying to get a read on the girl. Though most of her time was spent looking at the giant gun Nyxia was holding. "That makes a little more sense." Her eyes rested on the business end of the weapon. "Does it have a name?"

"The Omega Obliterator," Nyxia replied, while taking in the appearance of the other girl. Although she probably wasn’t a GEM, the odds of her being a member of Ashbringer’s little group were considerably higher. As such, the Neon Tempest resolved to not let her guard down. "Whadaya call yours?" she inquired, pointing at Home Wrecker’s pair of grenade launchers.

She looked to either side, and turned the guns over in her hand. "Sköll and Hati." The wind wasn’t too bad right now. It was blowing, but it wasn’t so noisy that they needed to shout to hear each other. Wrecker’s trench coat flapped by her legs. "Now zat ze miseria are gone, vat shal ve do, hmmm?" She tipped her head. "You’re not ready to go to bed either, ja?"

Nyxia smirked. "When I kill all the fuckers in one place, I just go to another and hunt down some more," she replied. "Seeing as how you’re not from around here, I guess I can let ya tag along, as long as ya promise not to be a nuisance," the Neon Tempest added. "Speaking of, I guess you’re here on some kinda school trip or family vacation, huh?"

"Nein. My parents are parasites." She practically spat the words. "I come near here ven I visit my grandfather. Thought I might take a detour and come zis way." Even though Home Wrecker wasn’t the one who suggested they fight more miseria, she had picked a direction to go hunting for them. "I came here from ze east. ve von’t find any miseria that way." With a shake of her guns, the revolving cylinders swung out of the grenade launchers. She swiped them across her ammo belts in a single flourish and swung them back shut again. "I vould have thought a coven of dark girls would hunt together. Do you not?"

"We’re not a ‘coven’," Nyxia corrected as she followed after the foreign-sounding girl. "We’re a club, and sometimes we do hunt as a group. But I also like hunting alone, without anyone getting in the way," she added, putting particular emphasis on the last few words. "Sucks about your parents," the Neon Tempest said after a few moments of silence. "Mine are pretty shitty, too."

"Parents should look after zeir children, ja? Not ze other vay around." Her hands tightened around Sköll and Hati, but she eased up before her fingers curled around the trigger. "My parents never took care of me. Ven I was small, zey would feed me coffee for breakfast. I could never keep it down."

"My parents openly hate the fact I was ever born," Nyxia replied. "If they both died in a fire I wouldn’t give a single fuck." That wasn’t entirely true, of course. If both of her parents died, it would cause no small number of unpleasant complications for her, and even with as awful as her mother and father might be, she knew her other relatives were even worse… "Anyway, uh, I’ve never actually had coffee before," the Neon Tempest revealed in an attempt to slightly change the subject. "Is it really that bad?"

"It is not something you feed a growing child." Wrecker eyed Nyxia. There was anger in her eyes, but it wasn’t clear if it was from reliving old memories or that Nyxia didn’t understand how bad coffee was for a child. "It’s an acquired taste, has no nutritional value, and is only consumed for a dose of caffeine. Some mix cream and sugar into it to make it palatable, but zat never helped me." While they hopped between rooftops, something caught the grenadier’s eye. She looked over the side of the roof at a fast food chain. It was still open, and wasn’t too busy at this hour. "A moment." She hopped off the edge of the roof. Nyxia didn’t even have time to wonder how long she’d be gone before she hopped back up on the roof again. Only this time Hati was chained to her hip and she was holding a disposable coffee cup. There was an insignia of some mythical twin tailed creature with a vaguely feminine appearance on the side, and the cup’s heat escaped a small opening and turned into steam in the cold air. "Here, coffee." She held it out for Nyxia to take. "At least it smells good."

Taking the offered cup, Nyxia gave it a sniff. "You’re right," she agreed with a look of surprise. "That is rather pleasant." Slowly bringing the cup to her mouth, the Neon Tempest took a small sip. Her face contorted into a scowl as she swallowed the liquid. "Fucking disgusting…" she declared after a moment. "And people actually like drinking this shit?" she inquired, holding up the cup, before tossing it into the air and vaporizing it with a quick blast of teal energy.

Home Wrecker watched the beverage and its container vanish from existence. "It can be an addiction for some, if you can believe it." She loosened Hati and lifted her second grenade launcher up against her shoulder. "Caffeine makes it addictive. No different zan tobacco in cigarettes or alcohol in beer." She hesitated before adding. "Sugar makes zings addictive too. But at least zey taste good." Home Wrecker chuckled. "I might be addicted to killing miseria."

"And what’s so bad about that?" Nyxia asked with a smirk. "The less of those fucking things in the world, the better. Plus, killing them is so fucking fun."

"It’s bad because ve both vant to kill zem." She squinted her eyes and looked off in the distance. "But if zat isn’t a problem anymore…" Home Wrecker’s next jump caused her to fall between two buildings. The miseria at the edge of town were hiding among the trees, but scattered when a grenade detonated and threw lit candles everywhere.

"Well, there’re plenty to go around," Nyxia replied, before leaping to a higher vantage point and using the provided illumination to fire a crackling cylinder of incandescent annihilation at a cluster of Miseria lurking just beyond the nearby wood line. "Wanna have a race to see who kills the most?" the Neon Tempest inquired, her sadistic grin widening.

"Ja! Let ze slaughter commence!"

And so the night pressed on, with flashes of teal lightning and the thunderous explosion of entropic projectiles.

As much as Nyxia had initially despised the strange interloper, she was forced to concede that she was beginning to feel a sense of camaraderie with Home Wrecker. The two of them shared several similarities, not the least of which being how much they enjoyed killing Miseria, and as the Neon Tempest had begun to discover during her outings with Roche, doing so with a competent and equally enthusiastic partner was almost as fun as slaughtering them solo.

Taking aim at a particularly gruesome Miseria, Nyxia was just about to open fire when it burst apart amidst a hail of random objects, causing her to grind her teeth in frustration.

Almost…

Can’t say I was expecting that…

-Ashley Avenir




With the aid of Mika and one of the freelancers, Ashley was able to clear out all the slimes in the green tinged chamber. “They’re either being jammed, or they were removed,” the Knight of Tomorrow told Jack when the freelancer inquired about tracking devices. That, or the agents in question are no longer in their esper state, the high-tech heroine reflected, a possibility that had more than a few considerably concerning implications. However, she wouldn’t have much time to dwell on that line of thought, as a sizable cube fell from the ceiling, bringing with it an equally sizable slime. It wasted no time in taking cover behind the large cube, before setting to work absorbing what remained of the smaller slimes into itself via several tentacular appendages. A shot from Ashley’s techno-wand managed to blow apart one of the tendrils, but the damage ultimately had little real effect on the creature. Soon enough, it emerged from hiding, having assumed the form of Penny Asimov, something Mika helpfully pointed out for those who might be unfamiliar with Pax Septimus’s infamous former ruler.

Mika also noted that one of them should sneak past this latest obstruction to scout ahead, a course of action Ashley agreed with. “I think you’d be best suited for that task, Cerberus,” she told her feline-themed subordinate. “I’ll stay here and—” Her voice abruptly cut off as the slime queen chucked the cube at Mika, before firing some kind of hard light slime net at Ashley herself. Using all her esper form’s impressive agility, the Knight of Tomorrow dodged the attack and ducked behind the (strangely unmoving) larger puppet construct, the net flying past her to ensnare Dan, of all people. Apparently, the shark man was here to help, at least if his directions were anything to go by. They did correlate with where Ashley had seen “Tim” carry Marrie off to, lending support to the argument that he was indeed an ally. Yet, even so, he was still very much out of action for the time being, which meant he’d be of little help in dealing with the foe at hand.

However, it quickly became apparent that his aid might not even be needed, as the large top hatted marionette had surged into motion and charged the slime queen, his puppetress announcing that she would deal with the slimy simulacrum herself. “Well, if you insist,” Ashley replied. After confirming that Mika was unharmed, she moved around the thrown cube to join her. “Looks like we’re all scouting ahead,” she told the younger agent. “I’ll cover you,” she added, addressing not only her teammate but whatever other allies wished to accompany them. As they moved out, the Knight of Tomorrow would bring up the rear, keeping her shield raised and her eyes focused on the battle between puppet and protoplasm, the tip of her techno-wand aimed at the Iron Queen’s slimy facsimile in case the opening for a shot presented itself.
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