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13 hrs ago
Current Have I seen the Odyssey? Bro you odyssey deez pecs ( . Y . )
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6 days ago
So what part of keeping conflicts private do people not understand?
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9 days ago
COUNTER SPELL*
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10 days ago
Apologies for the disruption, please return to your smutty rps
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19 days ago
There's technically no rule against it...but there REALLY should be
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Bio






About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 33
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






Me

Most Recent Posts

Being driven insane
Tank parked his Harley down the street from Juno's Greek. He let out a breath, the hot sun filling his every pore with warmth. He enjoyed days like this, and everything seemed so mellow around here. The place didn't seem to busy at the moment, which was curious. He'd been by here before, though he didn't walk in. It was packed last thursday. Word around town was a lot of fine ladies worked here, so he did his homework on the joint. He'd see if it worked out.

Hitching up his bike, pulling his foot over and putting his hands in his pockets, he starting heading down the street towards the joint, looking around with a practiced eye. His stomach twisted with hunger, and he barely gave the car that skidded to a stop before his jaywalking a second glance. Tank raised his hand in a small apology, not looking back as he entered the establishment.

There were Roman and Greek mythological paintings splayed across the walls. The place had worn out tables and chairs that dotted a white and blue tiled floor. Kinda quirky, he noted. The main thing about the establishment that he confirmed immediately was that all of the staff was hot. Ladies everywhere, but he made sure that he only noticed from a quick scan of the eyes. That didn't do to oggle. Wasn't gentlemenly. He could do more than oggle later if he played his cards right.

Still, even if he was going to play this game, he needed food first. He strolled towards the front cashier casually. The girl had long, thick brown hair in a workers ponytail. He could tell how curvaceous she was even past the apron and uniform. He only saw it at a glance though, once again. He didn't even speak to her when she approached. Tank only put his hands on the counter, looked at the menu for a moment, and then met her eyes.

"See something you like?"
"Yeah."
He just gazed at her a bit more, before he tilted his head. "Hey, do I know yo-"
"Don't play this game"
"I know you from somewhere."
"Don't do this to me."
He pointed at her. "Come on, last week at the thing an-"
"I have dropped cigarette butts more handsome than you."
He smiled wide and leaned on the counter casually. "I am falling in love already."

"Can I help you?" another voice asked. This woman older than the other by about 10 years, with a heart shaped face. Her raven hair was in a tight bun and he could tell by the way she walked, she had to be the manager. She raised an eyebrow at the cashier, as if this was her fault somehow. This was harder than he thought, but still pretty easy.

"Donna I'm so sorry, I was-" the younger girl began, but stopped with another look from the manager. She turned to Joseph. "And you are?"
He held his hand out. "A paying customer." She shook it gingerly.

"I'm sorry but you can't fraternize with-"
"She-" he said, pointing at the younger woman, "was just telling me that you sauté your Psari Plaki with 3 cups of sliced sweet onions." Tank let the words sink in. "And do you really add only 1 1/2 teaspoon of Oregano?"

The woman opened her mouth, squinting between the two of them. It was amazing what one could learn from google. Joseph didn't give her a chance to speak. "Initially I wasn't going to get anything here. I'm new to town and was seeing what was available, but this girl here convinced me. I'll get the Plaki to go, and a Dr. Pepper too please."

"Very good." the manager said. "Ring it up, Sarah."
"Yes ma'am."
The manager whisked herself at that point to do other things that Tank didn't give a shit about.
"What are you doing?" the hot woman asked him.
"Fuckin' shit up." he whispered, not taking his eyes off her as he reached down and grabbed a toothpick from the little cup that contained them beside the cash register. "You're welcome, by the way."

"How?"
"I impressed your manager for you." he explained, then shrugged. "Not a huge deal."

She shook her head, but smiled despite herself. "And you think you've won my heart now?"

Another lovely woman placed the to go plate and Dr. Pepper between them, gave Sarah a look, and walked away. Tank was glad today wasn't a busy day at this place. He picked up the food and drink, and looked her straight in the eyes one last time. "Be seein' you around."

He walked out, not even looking back. Down the street, he opened up the go to plate and began to chow down. Not bad, he noted. He headed back to the apartment for the block party as soon as he finished his drink.
I'll post after he invades whomever, and talk to my best friend forever @Lauder
@GuntherNo worries! To be honest, Beren's pretty similar to me so it's cool An idealistic/introverted martial artist with a strong sense of justice but can take a joke (and has a big soft spot for animals and underdogs). Pretty much how I am (a fair bit at least).
@WickWe'll miss you!
I don't work wednesday. I'll see what I can do.
Small footbeats reverberating through the Milano made the hunter stir. Muffled voices speaking to one another, ones he did not recognize, caused him to stand. It was his mission that made him kill. He clenched his armored fists and made an audible breath. Through his helmet, it sounded like some hellish engine revving to life. He grabbed his weapons, and made his way out of the cargo hold.

The footsteps were moving in single file, and they were heavy. Troopers of the First Order, he noted as he caught a glimpse of them passing by him within one of the side rooms. He waited until the last hussled by, before grabbing him roughly and snapping his neck, dragging the body into the room and closing the door. He inspected his gun. E-11 blasters were trustworthy and dangerous, but it was how they were wielded that mattered.

Sol'id Fist strode out into the hallway as the last three troopers were turning the corner. He sent his WESTAR-M5 to an automatic setting and opened fire, cutting through two of the troopers before he strode into the next room across the hall. He broke through the next door within the next hall, knocking another trooper over, stepping on him and cutting a hole in his chest with his rifle fire, and laid down suppressing fire to the 4 remaining in the hall. They fired back as they fled to cover, but it was wild and random. One shot burned his shoulder, but he remained undaunted. Another two fell, but there had to be more within the station than the two who had escaped.

It mattered little. He knew this ship, and they did not. He stepped into another room that led him into a small underhallway, and he traversed it with a crouch, patient and deadly. He ripped out of the floor, behind the two troopers. He gunned one down and knocked the other back with a heavy punch. The Mandalorian took a step up onto the floor, and then another, drawing his Vibro Axe. The Trooper screamed one last time before his life was ended, chest cleaved. Sol'id found a comm on the last dead Trooper, and knelt down to pick it up. He flipped it on, and after a few moments... he spoke.

"If that is all you have, I suggest giving up." was all Tr’an Dasheer heard.
Ben blinked and looked up, his head within his arms and resting on the counter not a moment before. His thick dark hair was all that was initially visible before he gazed upwards. "Uh, yeah." he said, his voice low and smooth. He gave a friendly smile and nodded. "If you got potato skins and some Dr. Pepper or Coke that'd be great." he replied. The young man sat up further, squaring his shoulders. "Also, where is this place? Stuff goin' on or...?"
@Dark Light
@MaxxOk, I'm very honored to try and join this RP since I am doing the exact same thing with my own fantasy world series I've been making for years. I will do some reading tonight, but it might be a day or two before I have a character submitted.
Are there priests, monks, or paladins? Can a non priest or paladin be devout and wear a holy symbol?
Will post tonight, unless I get a collab idea. Either way!
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