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2 days ago
Current COUNTER SPELL*
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3 days ago
Apologies for the disruption, please return to your smutty rps
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11 days ago
There's technically no rule against it...but there REALLY should be
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23 days ago
This week I am both moving, and am somewhat sick, so there shall be delays on posts. Apologies!
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1 mo ago
Making out for a few minutes solves many problems
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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 33
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






Me

Most Recent Posts

I'll be making a post tonight or tomorrow. Also, bogs are swamps, so unless you wanna climb a rope thats 8 miles long over knee to waist deep water, I don't know how a rope would help
@AngelBites15I should be posting tonight :)
I probably will activate it. I will be on the lookout.
Markus might have been used to it by now, but it still effected him. The savagery of the Orcs would stick in his mind far longer than he'd enjoy. He saw good men that had been merrily drinking the other day now butchered like so much cattle. Hell, not an hour ago the day was bright and sunny, and these men and women were looking forward to getting their pay at the end of the day. Now...
He grunted as he hauled the last wounded man on the wagon. He was a burly ex-soldier with a bit of cloth wrapped about his head now. Markus himself could relate. He had to tie a bit of cloth to his head for the wound, though merely for pressure. It looked very much like a headband to him, his thick hair hanging over it.

He pulled himself up into the Wagon next to Valerie, aching all over and stinging from his wounds. He made sure not to look at her as she checked herself for her own wounds. The bumping of the wagon caused their bodies and heads to sway back and forth lightly as they set off, and he suddenly felt very much in need for a night in a secure location with plenty of ale.

His arms were crossed and resting on the crest of the wagon's side, Markus' chin atop his arms as he surveyed the forest that slowly became more and more sparse as their altitude rose. Valerie's question caught his ears. "I'm no expert, but I've heard stories." he breathed. "Orcs favor strength. Some tribes send out war parties to test their mettle against whatever they can find, to show they are worth something to their tribe. Sometimes they go out, and try to grab human prisoners to...-" He let that thought slide. "Other times, I believe they're looking for weapons. They can't forged steel well, but we can."

Another bump in the road, larger than most, brought Markus' attention for him to lift his head and gaze forward. He saw the gates of Hillglen over the treeline. Only another mile, it seemed. He allowed himself a small smile. He'd always liked the town. It was a frontier outpost, and a place where daring miners and adventurous hunters found refuge for a small bit. A few Knights of to slay great beasts also found the place to be a good starting point for rumors of such things.

The town's wall wasn't very tall. Only a head taller than an Ogre, but they were strong. The walls made of mountain stone, with some sea stone for good effect on the parapets, and the buildings within were a mixture of stone and hardy timber. Inside, a small barracks would be to the left, and further in would be the Tavern dubbed the Orc Ire and Dragonfire for the adventurers and travelers that flocked there. The Inn would be across the town three streets over. He wasn't entirely certain where these wagons would be heading, however. To see the Marshall perhaps, but he'd not met her before. He believed he recalled it being a her, though.
@Luminosity
Thurin Stoutarm


Thurin was humming a merry tune, though it had somewhat of a melancholy to it. He was simply enjoying the warmth and the softness of the grass, as well as the mild water while it lasted. The Dwarf could survive so many things, but he wasn't one to pass up the comforts (as long as it wasn't girly Elf comforts). He simply slipped his hands into the water and padded down his dirt covered face and arms, just to relieve himself a bit.

"Hmmm?" was heard escaping his throat when he heard Ofnir and the Elven bard Aelin conversing. Despite the comfort of the place, he was still quite suspicious of it and didn't like the idea of toying with anything about the nature of this strange glade. He got to his feet and looked about, watching the Elf go over to the side to explore some sound that-
Thurin's eyes narrowed, and he pursed his lips as he thought he heard something. "What is that?"
@VorLuminosity is quite busy and decided she couldn't. Icepezz WILL, but she is also busy and overwhelmed atm so she hasn't posted yet. Crystal just hasn't been online since he/she has said "yes" to this XD
@Vor@AssallyaHmmm, I'm wondering if you know anyone else on the site that enjoys Forgotten Realms?
Ok, I'm thinking I might have some time to check this out now haha.
Calanon did his best to remain attentive and to keep his eyes on Rayadell and the Carishes. Up until they began talking about their daughter, and it was then he needed to look at his soup, for throughout the ordeal he had been shoveling it into his mouth (politely, though). It was the soup. He could see how Merek wanted to gulp it in one go. It was quite delicious.

His dark brown eyes lit up and he glanced upwards at the proclamation of what they were trying to locate however. He lifted his head up and wiped his mouth with a cloth as he listened. At first he might have been a bit skeptical on how they could gather the information of the location of something no one else could find. But they did prove they were good at finding out many things not a minute earlier, so he supposed he believed them.

A talisman that cures all ailments? He suddenly went from curious, to having a darkened mood to his visage as he thought of the curse that ailed him. He sighed, one hand idly running over his marked arm. The Elf nodded, resolution dawning on his face. "I'll go." he told them. "Payment I don't need, if you would rather not provide."
A contest means that there is the silly possibility of elves winning.

You....I like you.
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