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5 days ago
Current There's technically no rule against it...but there REALLY should be
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This week I am both moving, and am somewhat sick, so there shall be delays on posts. Apologies!
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Making out for a few minutes solves many problems
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1 mo ago
Finally home and will post for my partners asap!
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I started ATLA late, around Covid. But I love the first series and think TLoK is pretty good despite some problems
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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 33
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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Man don't scold me when you trolled me too.

Not scolding, just voicing an opinion. But yeah, I trolled once to help someone else, whereas you've trolled countless times for...no reason?

Also, nationalism is defined as having hate for other nations/thinking your's is better. I don't hate other people, I just really love mine so what would I be called per modern definitions?


Well do you think yours is better than the others, and are people from your country inherently better?
Cyrdic felt much more comfortable in this fortress of northern strength, but simultaneously felt very much out of his element. He had never exactly been comfortable with lying or acting. He drew himself up, and gave the chamberlain a salute with his fist when it was his turn to present him. "Reiner Wulfhofen," Cyrdic said. His voice was steady and firm, and the chamberlain seemed satisfied with that.

"Very good," he said, eyes switching between them. "Follow me, if you will."

The man shuffled back from whence he came, ushering Cyrdic and Camilla through the small door and into a room far vaster than Cyrdic had anticipated. The ceiling looked taller than a giant, and the white stonewalls made it seem as if they had walked into a world of snow. Two men wearing Nordland colors had just been dismissed, walking past Cyrdic and Camilla toward a far larger doorway than the one they entered. A small crowd of retainers stood at the side, but Ostforth led both of the Mercs to the center of the courtroom.

Sitting upon his throne was a lean man, fierce of visage and red bearded. His eyes were a penetrating blue-grey. To his right was Jisele, who seemed happy to see Camilla and Cyrdic before her. To his left was an attractive female of dark hair, resplendent in golden robes. Most likely a mage, and Cyrdic realized she must have been the one riding on the pegasus.

"My count Todbringer, I have here the esteemed Vivvienne Du Couronne, and her traveling companion Reiner Wulfhofen," he said with a bow, and with practiced ease, moved to the side. Cyrdic held his head up high, and to his surprise, Boris stood up and strode down the steps of his throne to stand before the two of them.

"I never thought I'd be indebted to a Brettonian and and Ostlander, but here I stand," he said, snorting a laugh. The count placed a hand upon Cyrdic's shoulder, staring into his eyes. "My niece tells me you and the lady Vivvienne saved her from a grisly fate. For that, you have my truest thanks." Despite the dangerous fire in his eyes, Cyrdic could tell he was being honest. He truly cared for the girl.

"I shall tell her father and mother of her safe travels, and who is responsible," the count continued.

"Your men Brom and Jory did well," Cyrdic said, which Boris gave an approving nod of. "I'll be sure to remember that." The count gazed downward, and eyed his ornate sword. Recognition dawned on his face. "Where did you get that, herr Wulfhofen?" he asked bluntly, Boris' gaze now shined with an intensity.

Cyrdic wasn't a good liar, and he felt uncomfortable doing it in front of such a forthwright man, so he told the truth. Giving a small summary of Camilla and he in the Middlemountains, finding it amid the rubble of a forgotten cavern. Boris listened, and then replied with. "If you were another man, I would take that blade from you, for its one of the Fangs of Ulric."

"A sword of ancient power," the female wizard said, piping in. She gazed at Cyrdic with a professional air. "Only five have ever been forged. They've power to rival the runefangs, I hear..."

"But, you are a stout and trustworthy man, and you saved my niece. The blade is yours," Boris said, and switched his gaze to Camilla. "Are you lovers?" he asked. Cyrdic was taken aback by the question, and Boris actually laughed. "Dammit man, I'm merely asking if I should prepare one room or two for our guests. We've no room in the palace, but the Boars Feast will have rooms for you, on my honor, and my gold. You'll want for nothing, of course."

Next, he would speak to Camilla.
@Penny
@POOHEAD189
I wasn't even talking about Penny bruh

That's some A+ white knighting tho

I just think all this trolling is a bit immature, dude.

Also this has turned into a shit show again, three people are attacking each other. (thankfully not at me for once. :D)

So cut the shit out please.

Exactly.

@POOHEAD189

Of course it is possible that my opinion of patriotism is colored by my experience of people who identify themselves as 'patriots'. I suppose it might be possible that there are people who are affected by patriotic emotion in a good way but seeing they don't go out of their way to be jerks I just don't see that part of the signal.

Does patriotism have positive effects that people can think of? I suppose the defense of self determination is a worthy goal, although yoking that to nationalism seems like a regrettable necessity rather than an overall positive.


I think patriotism is (or can be) a healthy thing for a nation, but an unhealthy thing for an individual. Though nationalistic tendencies I'll never agree with. Your video put it right. "Let's hate these people we've never met for no reason."
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Careful, I don't want to be victimized by 'patriots' for being a Romani ;)

I am a huge history fan too and it is interesting to look at Americans and think that they are the descendants of people who fought the civil war. Or look at the Timorese and imagine their ancestors being oppressed by the Dutch.

Exactly! (Also Romani are cool. Don't tell nobody <.<)

They're not rumours, it's objective fact you're a pedophile.

It's just a problem of how the Guild works combined with nicety and shyness of your prey.

Oh shit! OOOH MAN! SHE'LL NEVER RECOVER! HOW CAN SHE NOW GO ON!?
Doug Stanhope on patriotism (the first 60 second or so)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsPDT5qHtZ4

I've lived for long periods in four different countries and never found patriotism to be much more than a balm for people who need some sort of validation. I often find it to be tied to pride in violence and anti foreigner sentiment.

Of course I'm a shiftless wander with no roots ;)

Penny the Gypsy~

I am completely against Nationalism, and while I think patriotism goes a bit too far (and the 'we' did this is so stupid), as a historian I can enjoy the accomplishments of nations. It's neat to learn them, and I suppose it's neat to know you're from the country that did 'so and so.' But like I said, that's probably just the historian in me.

Edit: Also being proud/interested in a cultural heritage is neat, even if it's not your own.
Chapter 3


I've never written much. Only when I needed to, if I am being honest. When we went back to the ruin of the Imperial Pride, I found a pad and in ink pen among a man's body, and decided it was time to put my forced skill into work. Recovering the Ornate Sword and whatever treasures we could, Camilla and I escorted Jiselle and her two Swords of Ulric over the Howling Hills and through what the Middenlanders aptly name 'The Old Forest Road' toward Middenheim. Skaldi had said he could never return to being a cook after having the best scrape he'd had in many years, but his business at Karak Kadrin had us parting company. Ivan needed to meet a long lost cousin in Talabheim, and Gilbrecht was nowhere to be found... The road was dark and ominous, but other than a small skirmish with Beastmen, we arrived unscathed. Little did I know this would be the true beginning to the adventures of Cyrdic and Camilla, Dogs of War.


When Cyrdic looked upon the City of the White Wolf, he was in awe. From there the bastion of Imperial Civilization could hold out if every Norscan of the North invaded. Tall walls above a perfect defensive position, with a looming cannon amid chains that could hold a giant gazing down the only entrance available to the city. Unless his eyes were cheated by some spell, a woman riding a pegasus flew over them and landed amid what had to be the Graf's palace.

Jiselle seemed overjoyed, with Jory and Brom escorting all of them through the most prudent route toward the Graf's Palace. Camilla and Cyrdic would gain brief views of the wide, stout streets filled with refugees and citizens, along with sounds of revelry, but they hadn't the time. The five entered through the Konigsgarten, to greet a Knight of the White Wolf stationed at its back. The tall man was clad in a wolf's pelt, with a beard even more robust than Brom's and Jory's, and to Cyrdic's surprise, his eyes lingered on his ornate sword, before he commanded them to follow him.

Without delay, the Knight ushered them into the Graf's Palace, escorting 'Reiner' and 'Vivvienne to a waiting foyer. Inside the palace, the stark white stone amid the Middenland tapestries and great paintings of warfare, Cyrdic felt as if he was out of his element. He had never been in such a place before, so he made sure to make his best impression, shoulders were arched and his chin up, his iron eyes steeled. He sat next to Camilla upon a bench, and was under guard by three more Knights as they awaited to be summoned.
@Penny
Alright lads! Ye'll be getting a post from me either tonight or before work tomorrow!
@MiddleEarthRozeI'll tweak and switch Thurin over tomorrow or the next day :)
"We'll need to bank soon," Gilbrecht said, though his words were drowned out by the group talking among themselves. Cyrdic jested that they always seemed to end up into trouble (speaking to Camilla), and he nudged her with a smile that spoke volumes about how he appreciated having his ass saved. Skaldi seemed to mutter about how much he disliked boats, especially such a shoddily made one. True ships were made of steel.

The rescued prisoners did their best not to wail when they weren't shivering.Gilbrecht tried to get others to listen, but they had none of it and kept chatting among themselves until Cyrdic ordered them with a prompt 'shut up,' using the tone of voice he often used when ordering men serving under him.

He turned to the younger woman, and her two retainers. "Now, I don't mean to be too pushy. You're a brave girl for surviving what you have. All of you are-" he said, looking to the rescued people. "But tell us, who are you? Why do you have such capable men fighting under you?"

The young girl seemed to sink into her seat, looking around as if she expected the pirates to appear out of the water. When she spoke, her North Middenland accent was clear. "I'm Jiselle Todbringer," she said. "My uncle is Boris Todbringer." That revelation brought a gasp from a few of the boat, and even the stoic Cyrdic look stunned. "T-The Graf of Middenland and Count of Middenheim?" he asked her.

She nodded shyly, and continued. "Brom and Jory are my guards, and Swords of Ulric." She began to trail off, and one of the men spoke up. "We were visiting one of her aunts in Ostermark, and took the Talabec homeward until we were waylaid by river Orcs. We fought off the beasts, but we lost many and were ambushed by the brigands." He sounded more annoyed than terrified.

The scarred soldier gave a look to Camilla, and then did the best bow he could in such tight and precarious quarters. "I am Reiner, and this is my friend, Vivvienne." He said, presenting Camilla by a gesture of his hand. "If it wasn't for her plans, I wouldn't have been able to rescue you and the others. The large one is Ivan, the boatman is Gilbrecht, and Skaldi is the Dwarf."

"Worry not, little one." Skaldi said, patting Jiselle on her golden haired head. "Yer safe now. Grungi protects."
@Penny
Yup. We'z needin' you tae post, lassie. But I am always watching <.<
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