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4 days ago
Current This week I am both moving, and am somewhat sick, so there shall be delays on posts. Apologies!
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16 days ago
Making out for a few minutes solves many problems
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17 days ago
Finally home and will post for my partners asap!
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18 days ago
I started ATLA late, around Covid. But I love the first series and think TLoK is pretty good despite some problems
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19 days ago
I never notice someone's post count until I see (ignore post count) and then I totally look at it, out of habit and curiosity.
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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 33
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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@POOHEAD189 oh, the sanctum is seperate! the first floor is like the dungeon-ey dungeon, where adventurers go to get themselves killed on your finedish traps and devilish tricks. This is where all the rooms are going, including the mine shaft.

The sanctum is where your characters are all boss-monstery, and twirl their evil mustaches shouting 'OHHOHOHO YOU NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE!" as they duel the adventurers to their deaths. It's also where all the Dungeon Lord's private quarters are, where they relax and enjoy themselves and count their hoard of loot. The sanctum is on the deepest floor of the Dungeon, seperate from the scum everyday goings on of the dungeon.


LOL then I would be honored to have Phardax oversee the mineshaft area, kicking minions and telling them to dig 'over there' as he eats an apple or something.
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Phardax would never make a mine his sanctum generally, however out of character I am wanting him to go there so he can be a grumpy bitch. Let's just say he goes there because no one else will, so he seeks to expand himself.
So that's 3 for mines and 1 opposed so far, I believe?
I do like older women, but I won't date anyone who's over an 8 year difference to me.
@POOHEAD189 you say that like having an ancient infernal demon lord as a neighbor is going to be a bad thing. I’m sure we’ll be able to regularly appease him as long as we have some sacrifices on hand.


That's fair, as long as we don't have to worship him because my dark elf is far too handsome for that.
@POOHEAD189

Ya got my vote Poo 👍


I knew I could count on you, brotha.
Who knows, dig deep enough and we might awaken a Balrog!


I would nope out of there!

I think a Tier 1 lock would work well. Keep people out of areas we don't want them to go in.

A tier 3 mine with missing components might be neat. Gives us some materials whilst helping us expand. What say my fellow ne'er-do-wells?
The elves faces marred in confusion as their swords and spears either rusted or dissolved on the spot. The men were equally as flumoxed, but considering that they would expect anything when it came to Dark Elves, they continued their butchery without so much as a second's hesitation. Only Markus really had any thought to how something happened when he stepped out of the smoke and cinders of the Brettonian vessel, for all intents and purposes looking like a summoned demon. He wasn't a strong magician at all. In fact he could barely do three incantations, but he saw the winds of magic sweeping past the suddenly diminished dark elves to his own ship!

"That bitch!" He said, both in a strange concoction of amusement and anger. He would deal with her later, but he wouldn't let this opportunity go to waste. A dark elf shot his crossbow at Markus, but due to the smoke and flame the bolt went wide. Markus suddenly charged out of the cloaking darkness and ran a Druchii through. The elf fell without a sound, the other two melee druchii looking for any weapon to fight this strange human with. Markus leaped at the left one, the elf dodging his first swipe with preternatural speed. It attempted to tackle Markus, only for its face to get a hidden knife embedded in its eye socket.

Markus spun, sword leading as he sensed the other dark elf behind him. It held up an oar to brain him, and when its surprise was gone it hefted the implement to block the next blow. Its face was a permanent mask of surprise as Markus' blade burst into flame midstrike, cleaving through the oar and chopping the elf's neck off. As the dark elf fell, he looked about for the crossbowman, but couldn't find any sign. The captain lifted a bit of cloth to his mouth and waded into the smoke again to enter the ship, seeking the other captain to end this once and for all. The caravel wasn't built much differently than the sloop, just a bit clunkier and more rustic in design.

His first pass through the halls, he saw a door blown open by a cannon ball.

"A manling!? Get us the fuck out of this den of elves and I'll be indebted to you!" A voice called with a thick accent. Blinking, he saw a strange Dwarf. A slayer if he could believe it, shackled by his left arm and dangling along the wall. His right arm was merely a stump of bronze. Beside him was another man, a Brettonian by the looks of him, with a courtly mustache and a tabard. As Markus was to step into the room, a voice halted him in his tracks.

"Your skull will be a fine drinking cup." He heard, the voice sophisticated. Down the hall, a resplendent Dark Elf stood there. He wore ridged armor, with black eyes and a feral grin. But what Markus noticed most was his backsword; in perfect condition, made of black metal and coursing with deadened red runes that looked like veins. "Prepare to die, whelp!"

Minutes later

On deck, the crew finished off the last of the invaders. The Druchii had leaped into the sea or been killed on the spot. The crew didn't think to take survivors seeing as none could speak their tongue. Curious as ever, Emmaline poked her head out of the stairwell to the decks, pleased with her desperate gambit that had saved the crew. A few crewmembers had already patched up Halfdan, though they had to carry him down the stairs in a stretcher. The pirate dead were being placed near the prow, and it seemed all conflict was done. As she made her way onto the deck, smiling like the cat that got the cream, the oddest couple of prisoners suddenly leaped on deck, with the crew not suffering battle-shock taking out their cutlasses and pistols, only to see Markus step down beside them, holding them off with a raised hand.

"Von Morganstern!" Markus called, stalking towards her. It was hard to tell if he was going to run her through or kiss her with his fierce eyes, but instead he took to continuing his wanton intimidation. He grabbed her arm and leaned in close, boring his eyes into hers. "You're going to tell me every little secret in that tiny brain of yours-" He started to remark, but he only finished half of the sentence. Call it intuition or the winds of magic heightening his senses, but the world seemed to slow and his eyes looked past her golden mane to the aft castle.

Just as he looked, the Druchii that had shot at him before, now the last of his crew alive, hefted its crossbow. It was clear the elf knew a thing or two about magic as well, and Markus could guess it wanted vengeance on the defeat of its kin. Suddenly he pushed Emmaline to the side, for all the gods not knowing why. Time slowed as the dark elf launched its dart, the bolt sailing through the air before it struck Markus in the side as he stepped in the way of the projectile. He gasped in pain, feeling the strange bolt in him and the poison seeping into his blood stream.

The crew watched in horror, seeing their captain fall to a knee. Markus struck his backsword into the deck to keep himself upright, but he could feel a terrible sensation flooding him. His eyes began to cloud and his throat tightened. If he could see it, he would have laughed at the entirety of the crew turning and aiming their guns at the last druchii. A dozen iron balls cut it to ribbons and sent its body hurtling into the sea, but Markus didn't see. He felt his heart was slowing, and soon oblivion took him.
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