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Current As a GM, I hate all my players in particular
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joining the war on smoking, on the side of smoking
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9 mos ago
as a patreon reward I will read your least favorite person's handmade custom tabletop RPG homebrew and ask them why they didn't just run it in 5e instead
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I started RP before double digit age but you couldn't have gotten an admission I was under 18 under threat of death. Kids just casually admiting it online now is wild.
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the whole subway's mine for the slammin'
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And suddenly everyone in Plegia's royal line has superior tactician master race genes.
Dervish said
During high school, my friends and I would go get take out pizza and snacks during blizzards and snow so deep cars couldn't drive in it all the time haha. The worst time was when we wanted a case of Dr Pepper and were walking to the grocery store, it was like -20 with like 90kph winds that were strong enough that we had to lean into it while we were walking. After about half an hour of walking, we arrive and there's no Dr Pepper, just Dr Zip.The fury was strong that day.


The fuck is Dr. Zip.
Asura said
"You know, the more sex you have, the more potential heirs you're making to oppose you and claim the throne when you rule the world.""...""It's a real shame you don't have a queen to birth you a rightful heir. Y'know, a real sweet girl who'll make her husband look like a benevolent ruler.""...""... See you at the church."GG Lantus.


Oh god this. Exactly this.
TwilightDragon2 said
That would be interesting. But he'll most likely be around with harlots until he figures out that he's making a mess.


Alternatively, Lantus suggests to Darrian that he marries, and Darrian's the one who suggests one of Lantus's daughters.
Dervish said
Actually I was going to start a collab with you and Psyker!


Let's do this shit. Later tonight. Going out to acquire Thai food in the middle of a snowstorm with friends later because we're dumb fucks.
TwilightDragon2 said
Darrian doesn't want to get married, though. XDNo one's interacting with Lumara, otl.


Or his thought process could be: "Oh hey, she's hot. I want to hit that. Oh wait, Lantus'll probably get pissed. I kinda need him. Hey, I know! Let's propose marriage to her! He can't object to that!"
TwilightDragon2 said
The whole effing Exalted Bloodline is crazy at the moment. When does Lantus offer up his other daughter?


No idea. Alternatively, Darrian could demand that as a price for not murdering Alicia dead? Dunno.
TwilightDragon2 said
Darrian only likes whores. He'll only marry if an advisor *coughLantuscough* suggests he should.


inb4 Lantus offers his other daughter. It's getting really Lannister up in this bitch.
Came back last night drunk off my ass, fell asleep instantly. Woke up, working on post now.
Post will be up very late tonight. Hanging out with friends.
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