Psyker Landshark
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STATUS: As a GM, I hate all my players in particular 3 mos ago
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As a GM, I hate all my players in particular
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joining the war on smoking, on the side of smoking
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as a patreon reward I will read your least favorite person's handmade custom tabletop RPG homebrew and ask them why they didn't just run it in 5e instead
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I started RP before double digit age but you couldn't have gotten an admission I was under 18 under threat of death. Kids just casually admiting it online now is wild.
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the whole subway's mine for the slammin'
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I'll get a post up late tonight or tomorrow. Rather busy at the moment.
Nerendier said
Meh, don't care too much. Point is, I've been asked to tone it down before, so don't be afraid to ask now if something ends up over-the-top.
Whoever told you to tone it down is a complete puss and should go back to Tumblr. Just saying.
Freeshooter92 said
So, I got an irnclad dordnought. Should I have a chainfist or a seismic hammer?
You can switch before the game starts. Seismic hammer if you're up against a lot of light vehicles, chainfist destroys AP14.
Got a short post up. Bandits are happening now.
As night fell over Charten, a savage cry could be heard growing closer to the town walls. The two watchmen at the gates strained their eyes, trying to piece out what was approaching them under the cover of darkness, but only noticed the few dozen bandits rushing towards the town gates too late, as arrows pierced their bodies, the torches they held making them easy targets for what few archers the bandits possessed.
"Alright, boys, listen up!" The bandit captain, a Berserker, stepped out in front of his group, planting his axe into the ground with a grin. "Do the same thing we always do. Break in, kill everyone that tries to stop us, and loot everything that's not nailed down! And take all you want! That general actually let us loot the village this time! Now, mages, burn that fucking gate down!" He bellowed, stepping aside to let the two mages in his force pelt the wooden gate with fireballs until it finally fell. The blaze began to spread to the outermost buildings in the town, and the bandits charged in, hacking at anyone that didn't flee out of their way.
"Alright, boys, listen up!" The bandit captain, a Berserker, stepped out in front of his group, planting his axe into the ground with a grin. "Do the same thing we always do. Break in, kill everyone that tries to stop us, and loot everything that's not nailed down! And take all you want! That general actually let us loot the village this time! Now, mages, burn that fucking gate down!" He bellowed, stepping aside to let the two mages in his force pelt the wooden gate with fireballs until it finally fell. The blaze began to spread to the outermost buildings in the town, and the bandits charged in, hacking at anyone that didn't flee out of their way.
The Stormfang is a hilarious abomination. But still an abomination.
The Stormfang is a hilarious abomination. But still an abomination.
So. Tom Kirby's stepping down as CEO of GW. Too bad they'll never drop prices on miniatures.
Bretty gud. Convinced my friends to run Dark Heresy again, considering we're all getting sick of D&D at this point.
I'll get it up tomorrow.
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