Psyker Landshark
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STATUS: As a GM, I hate all my players in particular 4 mos ago
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As a GM, I hate all my players in particular
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8 mos ago
joining the war on smoking, on the side of smoking
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9 mos ago
as a patreon reward I will read your least favorite person's handmade custom tabletop RPG homebrew and ask them why they didn't just run it in 5e instead
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11 mos ago
I started RP before double digit age but you couldn't have gotten an admission I was under 18 under threat of death. Kids just casually admiting it online now is wild.
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the whole subway's mine for the slammin'
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Most Recent Posts
So who are we waiting on to post?
Leidenschaft said
PSYKER, PLEASE, TELL ME YOU TOOK THE TEST! I'M YOU FROM THE FUTURE AND IF YOU DIDN'T TAKE THE TEST WE END UP HOMELESS AND ADDICTED TO HUFFING NAIL POLISH IN VEGAS!
Oh really? Tell me, what's the password, future me?
Leidenschaft said
Psyker, what did I tell you about smoking?
That it's good for me and I should keep doing it?
Anderiel said
Kael'thas such a douche.
Ah, I remember Burning Crusade. Best xpack for WoW. Wrath was pretty good, but not as good as BC. Vanilla was a terrible time, fuck nostalgia. Cata just made me quit the game.
Anderiel said
Illidan called, he said: "We are not prepared."
Was this merely a setback?
They're dead. I killed them, rolled up their corpses, and smoked them.
WHY AM I ON THIS SITE I HAVE A TEST IN THE MORNING
Fucking Asuras.
Also, posted.
Sam Jensen - Gleeful Jackal, Blue King
Well. That was informative. Gleeful Jackal emerged from his hiding place as the White and Orange Kings flew off towards Black's domain. So they wished to present a united front against Moon Rider, then? Well, goodie for them. He hadn't gotten anything useful out of that little spying session, but hell, it hadn't hurt him any.
Drawing his grappling hooks, the Blue King took off running as he leapt off the rooftop, firing a hook at the next building in line and reeling himself in at breakneck speed as he followed after the three flying mecha-horses in the distance.
Some time later, he reached the Black King's Guild Hall, snickering slightly as he noticed Haruka's horse overshooting the building several times. As the White King leapt off her horse, Gleeful Jackal raised a grappling hook and fired at the horse, reeling himself towards the robotic mount in the air. As he hurtled towards it, he whirled himself around and touched down on the horse, using it as a stepping stone to reposition himself before he leapt off, somersaulting off and through the hole that White Terror had made, touching down next to the White and Black Kings in a three-point landing. Pulling himself up, the Blue King made a show of dusting himself off, smirking slightly at the sight of White Terror in Moon Rider's face.
"Thanks for the entrance, Whitey. Sorry about your mecha-pony, though. Might've dented it a little." He said cheerfully while looking around the room, his eyes stopping on the Yellow King. "My, my. We've got four Kings here. Maybe five, if OJ decides to get his ass down here." The Blue King shrugged, leaning casually against a pillar, his hands in his pockets. "Anyways, I don't think we've ever met before. If it's not obvious already, I'm the Blue King. Nice to meet you, Yellow and Blackie."
Well. That was informative. Gleeful Jackal emerged from his hiding place as the White and Orange Kings flew off towards Black's domain. So they wished to present a united front against Moon Rider, then? Well, goodie for them. He hadn't gotten anything useful out of that little spying session, but hell, it hadn't hurt him any.
Drawing his grappling hooks, the Blue King took off running as he leapt off the rooftop, firing a hook at the next building in line and reeling himself in at breakneck speed as he followed after the three flying mecha-horses in the distance.
Some time later, he reached the Black King's Guild Hall, snickering slightly as he noticed Haruka's horse overshooting the building several times. As the White King leapt off her horse, Gleeful Jackal raised a grappling hook and fired at the horse, reeling himself towards the robotic mount in the air. As he hurtled towards it, he whirled himself around and touched down on the horse, using it as a stepping stone to reposition himself before he leapt off, somersaulting off and through the hole that White Terror had made, touching down next to the White and Black Kings in a three-point landing. Pulling himself up, the Blue King made a show of dusting himself off, smirking slightly at the sight of White Terror in Moon Rider's face.
"Thanks for the entrance, Whitey. Sorry about your mecha-pony, though. Might've dented it a little." He said cheerfully while looking around the room, his eyes stopping on the Yellow King. "My, my. We've got four Kings here. Maybe five, if OJ decides to get his ass down here." The Blue King shrugged, leaning casually against a pillar, his hands in his pockets. "Anyways, I don't think we've ever met before. If it's not obvious already, I'm the Blue King. Nice to meet you, Yellow and Blackie."
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