Psyker Landshark
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STATUS: As a GM, I hate all my players in particular 4 mos ago
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As a GM, I hate all my players in particular
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as a patreon reward I will read your least favorite person's handmade custom tabletop RPG homebrew and ask them why they didn't just run it in 5e instead
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I started RP before double digit age but you couldn't have gotten an admission I was under 18 under threat of death. Kids just casually admiting it online now is wild.
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the whole subway's mine for the slammin'
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Oh right. Was supposed to post. Will get on that super late tonight after I study for calc test Tuesday.
Posting tonight.
Omake for Ob. Because he wouldn't have fucking posted otherwise:
Marina rubbed her temples, sighing.
"Uncle Lucas, I think I hate you right now."
"Meh." The man in question shrugged, taking a sip of his coffee. "Blame your aunt for making me watch over you two for the day. Not my fault she got called in to work on her day off."
"You know, I think you did this to my brother once." Ari groaned, scowling at Lucas. "I'm pretty sure the maids that time weren't crossdressing." She glowered at her brother's best friend, but the effect was mitigated by the fact that she was having her back rubbed by a very pretty man in a maid outfit. As a matter of fact, all three of them were. "Every time you babysat us when we were kids, you weren't trying to actively traumatize us."
"Point of order," Marina piped up, looking rather awkward given the fact that a crossdresser in a maid outfit was giving her a backrub. "Kyubey."
"You know, you two could just relax and enjoy the backrub," Lucas said, actually looking rather comfortable. "Then again, that'd make this entirely pointless for me."
"Hate you. Hate you so much."
Marina rubbed her temples, sighing.
"Uncle Lucas, I think I hate you right now."
"Meh." The man in question shrugged, taking a sip of his coffee. "Blame your aunt for making me watch over you two for the day. Not my fault she got called in to work on her day off."
"You know, I think you did this to my brother once." Ari groaned, scowling at Lucas. "I'm pretty sure the maids that time weren't crossdressing." She glowered at her brother's best friend, but the effect was mitigated by the fact that she was having her back rubbed by a very pretty man in a maid outfit. As a matter of fact, all three of them were. "Every time you babysat us when we were kids, you weren't trying to actively traumatize us."
"Point of order," Marina piped up, looking rather awkward given the fact that a crossdresser in a maid outfit was giving her a backrub. "Kyubey."
"You know, you two could just relax and enjoy the backrub," Lucas said, actually looking rather comfortable. "Then again, that'd make this entirely pointless for me."
"Hate you. Hate you so much."
Zaino does realize Alicia doesn't realize Ambra's been injured, right?
Should I post for Lantus then? Also, pay attention to the sync doc lol.
Getting real Game of Thrones up in here.
TwilightDragon said
I also imagine Darrian freaking out internally when his true born son hugs him. "LANTUS GET HIM OFF"But nu one iz postin'.
inb4 Lantus is the grandfather and he's like "lolnope I like him better than you"
KILL LA KILL 17 THO. KILL LA KILL 17. FUCKING YES.
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"Knight captures rook, check." Lantus moved a black chess piece forward, eyes narrowed as he surveyed the board. With nothing else to do until his reconnaissance patrols returned, he had challenged Darrian to an impromptu match of chess, seeking to take the man's measure in strategy. And then Lantus had found him wanting. The Exalt was utterly terrible at chess. His play was impulsive, eagerly trading pieces with Lantus for no reason while leaving the rest of his pieces exposed. Soon enough, Darrian's king was left dangerously open, the majority of his pieces decimated.
"If I may, my lord," Lantus kept his tone light and conversational. "If you are intent on repeatedly putting yourself in danger on the front like this often, would it not be prudent to marry and ensure that you have an heir soon? You are a skilled warrior, Exalt, but ill fortune could strike anyone on the battlefield," Lantus gestured towards his eye patch as Darrian moved a rook forward to capture the knight that had taken his other rook. But that left him open for the end. "Should the worst come to pass, the exalted blood must be preserved. What say you, Your Majesty?" The general moved a black bishop forward and threatened Darrian's king, which he had just left open by moving his white rook. The white king was completely hemmed in, with no safe spaces left to move to. "Checkmate."
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Alicia was rather flattered by the man's compliment, but kept her composure as befit a noble of her station. "You honor me, sir. I am Alicia of Westshire." She replied, referring to her father's lands as her origin. However, something the man before her said sparked her memory. Laius...wasn't that the name of Plegia's crown prince? She had heard it both in passing and in her foreign relations lessons, but to have the crown prince of Plegia be such a shameless flirt was stretching the imagination. Still, there was no harm in asking. "Laius of Plegia...is that not the name of Plegia's crown prince?" Alicia inquired.
"If I may, my lord," Lantus kept his tone light and conversational. "If you are intent on repeatedly putting yourself in danger on the front like this often, would it not be prudent to marry and ensure that you have an heir soon? You are a skilled warrior, Exalt, but ill fortune could strike anyone on the battlefield," Lantus gestured towards his eye patch as Darrian moved a rook forward to capture the knight that had taken his other rook. But that left him open for the end. "Should the worst come to pass, the exalted blood must be preserved. What say you, Your Majesty?" The general moved a black bishop forward and threatened Darrian's king, which he had just left open by moving his white rook. The white king was completely hemmed in, with no safe spaces left to move to. "Checkmate."
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Alicia was rather flattered by the man's compliment, but kept her composure as befit a noble of her station. "You honor me, sir. I am Alicia of Westshire." She replied, referring to her father's lands as her origin. However, something the man before her said sparked her memory. Laius...wasn't that the name of Plegia's crown prince? She had heard it both in passing and in her foreign relations lessons, but to have the crown prince of Plegia be such a shameless flirt was stretching the imagination. Still, there was no harm in asking. "Laius of Plegia...is that not the name of Plegia's crown prince?" Alicia inquired.
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