Psyker Landshark
Member
subway slammer
STATUS: As a GM, I hate all my players in particular 3 mos ago
- Last Seen: 4 hrs ago
- Joined: 12 yrs ago
- Posts: 2061 (0.45 / day)
- VMs: 2
-
Username history
- Psyker Landshark 12 yrs ago
-
Latest 10 profile visitors:
-
Most recent →
Fish of Oblivion,
Xaltwind,
Savo,
The World,
Antlers,
Scrawl Banditta,
Bacon,
Jinxxed,
Lunamaria Hawke,
Vapor
Status
Recent Statuses
3 mos ago
Current
As a GM, I hate all my players in particular
5
likes
7 mos ago
joining the war on smoking, on the side of smoking
2
likes
8 mos ago
as a patreon reward I will read your least favorite person's handmade custom tabletop RPG homebrew and ask them why they didn't just run it in 5e instead
3
likes
10 mos ago
I started RP before double digit age but you couldn't have gotten an admission I was under 18 under threat of death. Kids just casually admiting it online now is wild.
2
likes
12 mos ago
the whole subway's mine for the slammin'
3
likes
Bio
sneed
Most Recent Posts
Oi Windel, when are you free to collab?
MEWTWO...
STRIKES BACK
STRIKES BACK
TheWindel said
Empire's pretty much left this one.
...Why am I not surprised.
Still alive. Posted a while ago.
Sam Jensen - Gleeful Jackal, Blue King
“Oh? An Assassin?” The figure replied before a masked boy emerged in front of the Blue King. “Is that what you called me, Gleeful Jackal? An Assassin? What do you take me for…a player? And then the boy's tag finally popped up only to read Enemy NPC.
"...What." Gleeful Jackal said flatly, raising his daggers into a combat stance. This guy was an NPC? No NPC he'd encountered in Deep Ground before had been intelligent enough to respond to a conversation like this. Either this was some new thing programmed into the game, or more likely, this person was another hacker, one that had given themselves an NPC tag to screw with people's heads.
Well, whichever it was, he was still at a disadvantage at the moment. Right now, the Blue King was a Shinobi caught out on an enclosed rooftop with no traps set up to fall back on. Still, one didn't get to be as high a level as he was without being able to deal with a losing hand.
"So...what do you want?" The Blue King grinned as he cluched his daggers, eyes flickering across the area around him, searching for ambush points, escape routes, and cover. "There a point to you announcing yourself? Because if you wanted to kill me, you're doing a really bad job right now. And 'Enemy NPC'? Really? Come on, pal. No one with half a brain's going to buy that. Fucking edgelord."
“Oh? An Assassin?” The figure replied before a masked boy emerged in front of the Blue King. “Is that what you called me, Gleeful Jackal? An Assassin? What do you take me for…a player? And then the boy's tag finally popped up only to read Enemy NPC.
"...What." Gleeful Jackal said flatly, raising his daggers into a combat stance. This guy was an NPC? No NPC he'd encountered in Deep Ground before had been intelligent enough to respond to a conversation like this. Either this was some new thing programmed into the game, or more likely, this person was another hacker, one that had given themselves an NPC tag to screw with people's heads.
Well, whichever it was, he was still at a disadvantage at the moment. Right now, the Blue King was a Shinobi caught out on an enclosed rooftop with no traps set up to fall back on. Still, one didn't get to be as high a level as he was without being able to deal with a losing hand.
"So...what do you want?" The Blue King grinned as he cluched his daggers, eyes flickering across the area around him, searching for ambush points, escape routes, and cover. "There a point to you announcing yourself? Because if you wanted to kill me, you're doing a really bad job right now. And 'Enemy NPC'? Really? Come on, pal. No one with half a brain's going to buy that. Fucking edgelord."
Leidenschaft said
Hey, guys, can I get a roll call up in here? Everyone who's still here say, "Aye."
Aye aye, sir
I run Chomp. What is Twave.
Also, move tutor's been datamined.
Fuck you, he's already 4x resistant to Electric. Gamefreak enforcing 2v2 meta.
Fish of Oblivion said
Also, don't complain too hard. Immunity to Electric and a free Special Attack boost is bretty gud.
Fuck you, he's already 4x resistant to Electric. Gamefreak enforcing 2v2 meta.
>Lightningrod on Mega Sceptile
why
why
Sam Jensen - Gleeful Jackal, Blue King
As the Blue King looked down on the rabble fighting in the streets below him, he chuckled in amusement as Corpse Collector somehow managed to spawn Dissolutions by the truckload against the Ebon Striker members she was facing.
"So she's a hacker, huh?" He muttered under his breath as he watched. "No wonder the Black King wants her gone so badly. God knows I'd get the guys to zerg rush her if I'd found out sooner." And he really would have. Despite his laissez-faire policy towards most of Deep Ground's features, the one thing that Gleeful Jackal didn't tolerate in his guild was hacking. It was the sole unfair advantage in the game. For anything else, such as ganking or camping, those could be avoided by simply getting good, not being a scrub, and traveling in a group. But there was no way to counter a decent hacker effectively, save for running to the admins crying for bans.
“Someone seems to be enjoying themselves.” A voice cut into the Blue King's musings, causing him to whirl around in surprise. How the hell had he gotten snuck up on? He hadn't heard anything step behind him, and he was fairly certain no one had been following him. Damn, he must have fucked up badly this time. Hopefully, no one else would ever find out about this embarassing incident, as long as he killed whoever this interloper was.
“Do you intend to just stand there Blue King?” The figure that snuck up on him asked, and Gleeful Jackal's only response was to slide a pair of daggers into his hands, grinning.
"I don't know how you snuck up on me, but good job. Not many Assassins that are good enough to get the drop on me. Any particular reason you did that? I'm curious."
As the Blue King looked down on the rabble fighting in the streets below him, he chuckled in amusement as Corpse Collector somehow managed to spawn Dissolutions by the truckload against the Ebon Striker members she was facing.
"So she's a hacker, huh?" He muttered under his breath as he watched. "No wonder the Black King wants her gone so badly. God knows I'd get the guys to zerg rush her if I'd found out sooner." And he really would have. Despite his laissez-faire policy towards most of Deep Ground's features, the one thing that Gleeful Jackal didn't tolerate in his guild was hacking. It was the sole unfair advantage in the game. For anything else, such as ganking or camping, those could be avoided by simply getting good, not being a scrub, and traveling in a group. But there was no way to counter a decent hacker effectively, save for running to the admins crying for bans.
“Someone seems to be enjoying themselves.” A voice cut into the Blue King's musings, causing him to whirl around in surprise. How the hell had he gotten snuck up on? He hadn't heard anything step behind him, and he was fairly certain no one had been following him. Damn, he must have fucked up badly this time. Hopefully, no one else would ever find out about this embarassing incident, as long as he killed whoever this interloper was.
“Do you intend to just stand there Blue King?” The figure that snuck up on him asked, and Gleeful Jackal's only response was to slide a pair of daggers into his hands, grinning.
"I don't know how you snuck up on me, but good job. Not many Assassins that are good enough to get the drop on me. Any particular reason you did that? I'm curious."
© 2007-2026