Psyker Landshark

Log Horizon: Western Europe

Wooooow, edgy furry couldn't take the heat. Hell, it was more constructive criticism than heat. Fucking dying of laughter right now.

Log Horizon: Western Europe

It was the kids arc. I hated the noob squad. Nothing that happens in that arc affects the plot or the setting at all. I wanted to see more being done socially and politically instead of watching a bunch of useless ten year olds get nothing done.

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Nothing, because season 2 was awful as it was and I dropped it halfway through.

Digimon: The Convergence of the Human and Digital Worlds

What Ob said. Tri is pretty fucking good, but some story elements aggravate me. I get why Tai has his change in attitude, and I applaud the writers for having reality ensue after giant monsters fight in downtown Tokyo, but it's still aggravating. Also Joe continues to be fucking useless.

Izzy/Koushirou and Mimi ship is the best fucking shit though. Mimi a best.

Kuwagamon didn't job for once, which is appreciated. And for the third and possibly last time in the Digimon franchise, Omegamon wasn't a gigantic jobber and/or useless.
(Previous two instances were Our War Game and X-Evolution. Revenge of Diaboromon/Diablomon doesn't count, since he jobs anyway.)

Watching flashes of the 02 crew getting murked in the first five minutes was great too.

7.5/10 overall, because the Tai and Joe issues are really fucking annoying. Also because the animation is massively shit-tier in places.

Log Horizon: Western Europe

Changed my stats around a little bit before I start posting. Now have S AGI and F EVA instead of Cs in each. Gotta go fast.

Log Horizon: Western Europe

So I'm trying to find a better picture than my MSpaint job. I'm thinking there's no way I'm the first to think of John Cena paladin/warrior, so there must be drawn stuff out there of him in armor or something. Any ideas where to look for such a thing? Google is too broad, so I'm starting with DeviantArt.

@Ozerath

Make him a monk and use this:

Log Horizon: Western Europe

Intolerance

"It stands for Big Dick Club. Cyka blyat."

IGN:
Intolerance

Name:
Ilya Sokolov

Age:
22

Gender:
Male

Personality:
- Aggressive
- Outgoing
- Hotheaded
- Loyal
---
History:
A Russian student studying in England. Ilya has been playing Elder Tale for about ten years now, starting at the age of twelve. Back in Russia, he played on the Russian server, but he created Intolerance four years ago on the Western Europe when he moved to England for university, mainly because he wasn't satisfied with his old character at the time and wanted to start anew. Just for shits and giggles, he chose to make a female dwarf as his avatar, but didn't use a voice modulator. Thus, whenever this cute little loli opened her mouth, a deep, unmistakably male Russian accent came out.

A few months down the line, he met Reissten, and a beautiful friendship began to form as the BDC was created. A friendship consisting mostly of ganking famous streamers and Assassins, which Reissten didn't like for whatever reason.

Six months ago, thirteen members of the BDC donned normal level 10 equipment and managed to eke out a victory against a notable Elder Tale streamer that was decked out in multiple pieces of Phantasmal equipment. The entire battle was recorded and put on Youtube, but of particular note were the last few moments of the battle, where Intolerance managed to perfect parry an entire Assassin combo before retaliating with an Ace Move to take the win.

Eventually, a few members of the guild wanted to delve into PvE for a bit, and Intolerance was dragged along for the ride. Fortunately for him, it was during a limited-time event raid that he looted a Phantasmal-class armor. With his armor situation secure for the moment, Intolerance used his free time to powergrind his Swordsmith subclass, obsessed with creating the perfect weapon to match his armor. It was too bad for him that he'd started grinding his subclass too late, as he'd only managed to reach level 85 in it when the expansion dropped.

---
In-game Information

Gender:
Female

Race:
Dwarf

Class:
Paladin

Class Level:
90

Subclass:
Swordsmith

Subclass Level:
85

Guild
<BDC>
A guild started by Intolerance's friend Reissten. At first, Intolerance only joined both to support his friend and to get the benefits of being in a guild, but he soon developed the idea of going after certain streamers that annoyed him. To his delight, the rest of the BDC latched onto the idea, and they soon developed into a PK guild that raided on the side for loot.

Build:
Royal Guard
A highly offensive, PvP focused Paladin build that relies almost solely on Ace Moves. Its only defensive ability is the Perfect Parry skill, trusting in raw stats to tank through hits it can't parry. Playing this build is akin to playing a fighting game, relying on reads and quick reactions to stay alive while delivering a heavy combo-based offense.

In PvE, this build is serviceable as a main tank fighting a single boss monster, generating aggro through sheer damage. However, in both PvE and PvP, the Royal Guard build has a hard time against opponents that use status effects, as those are unparryable.

Spells/Skills:
Perfect Parry - A defensive Ace Move. If activated at the instant an attack hits Intolerance, she takes no damage from the blow. Along with physical skills, direct damage magical attacks can also be parried. However, if the parry isn't activated at the exact moment of an attack's impact, Intolerance is left vulnerable by the skill's massive end lag, which offsets its lack of a cooldown.

Eye for an Eye - An Ace Move that can only be activated by chaining into it from a successful Perfect Parry. Riposte after a parry with a single, mighty stroke that does massive damage. Intolerance is locked into the attack animation upon performing it, and the animation takes a comparatively long time to wind down. Has a long cooldown to the point where it can generally only be used twice in an average encounter.

Tempest Sweep - Cone-shaped AoE Ace Move. Sweep your weapon in front of you, knocking back and stunning any enemy hit for a brief moment. Can be used twice at best during a typical fight.

Earth Breaker - Ranged Ace Move. Slam your weapon into the ground with massive force, creating a shockwave that rushes towards your opponent. Deals additional Earth elemental damage. Intolerance is unable to move until the shockwave reaches its endpoint.

Final Storm - Single-target, execution Ace Move. Deal a series of combo slashes with your weapon, ending with a titantic downward smash for massive damage. Immense cooldown, will only be used once per fight.

Provoke - Temorarily forces an opponent to target you. Only taken by Intolerance because his guildmates forced him to.

Equipment:
<Armor of the Unflinching Conquerer>
"Armor crafted for an ancient lord that once united half the continent under his grasp."
Phantasmal-Class Armor
A level 80 Paladin-exclusive armor that gives a large bonus to DEF. Also grants super armor during the animations of offensive Ace Moves, allowing the wearer to not be able to be knocked out of the animation by damage. In addition, the wearer receives an additional bonus to DEF for the duration of their Ace Move. Perfectly suits Intolerance's balls-to-the-wall, full offense playstyle.

<Mantle of Determination>
"A crimson cape for only the most hotblooded of warriors. The tools of cowards will not hinder those who are determined to grasp victory."
Artifact-Class Cape
A level 65 cape that reduces magic damage taken and reduces the duration of crowd-control effects on Intolerance.

Weapons:
<Meteor Cleaver>
"A massive curved greatsword designed to smash through stubborn shieldbearers."
Production-Class
A level 85 two-handed sword made with Artifact-class materials. Gives a bonus to STR and AGI, and ignores a percentage of an enemy's armor. Forged by Intolerance to face off against other tanks.

<Apex Solar Halberd>
"The glare of the midday sun burns and dazzles all those who behold it."
Production-Class
A level 70 two-handed halberd made with high-tier Magic-class materials. Inflicts fire damage and leaves a debuff on hit that slightly reduces an opponent's INT stat.

Inventory:
<Russian Vodka> x [75]
"Because beer is a soft drink."
Consumable
Gives the "Drunken Rage" buff, increasing STR and DEF at the cost of INT, WIS and EVA. Stat bonuses and penalties are twice that of beer items. Lasts for about ten minutes.

<War Pony>
"A charger in child-size. Or dwarf-size, as it were."
Mount
An armored pony made specifically for dwarf characters.

Stats
Strength (STR): S (6)

Agility (AGI): S (6)

Intelligence (INT): F (0)

Wisdom (WIS): F (0)

Defense (DEF): S (6)

Evasion (EVA): F (0)

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@Kimono

Changelog and notes:

-Intolerance will keep her manly Russian voice. For now. Give it a few deaths.
-Lifesteal cape changed to magic resist + CC resistance.
-I mean, Ashifili pretty much has the right of it. If you have a skill that can parry better, why bother slapping points into Evasion? And yes, Perfect Parry is insanely easy to fuck up. It's a damn miracle that Intolerance usually has a 30-50% success rate on it.
-Vodka item changed. Not exactly going to be that useful, just put it in because there was too much of that mass-produced pisswater they call American beer. (disclaimer: American craft beer is the drink of the gods. Too bad Anheuser-Busch basically represents American beer internationally.)
-Stats adjusted to reflect the new system. Everything useless just got dumped hard.

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<Snipped quote by Psyker Landshark>

Too cute. Wait a moment to allow me to finish reviewing Eklipse CS and then I will review yours and do it here or PM it to you. Your choice :)

@Kimono

Ah, what the hell. Roast me in public.

Log Horizon: Western Europe

Intolerance

"It stands for Big Dick Club. Cyka blyat."

IGN:
Intolerance

Name:
Ilya Sokolov

Age:
22

Gender:
Male

Personality:
- Aggressive
- Outgoing
- Hotheaded
- Loyal
---
History:
A Russian student studying in England. Ilya has been playing Elder Tale for about ten years now, starting at the age of twelve. Back in Russia, he played on the Russian server, but he created Intolerance four years ago on the Western Europe when he moved to England for university, mainly because he wasn't satisfied with his old character at the time and wanted to start anew. Just for shits and giggles, he chose to make a female dwarf as his avatar, but didn't use a voice modulator. Thus, whenever this cute little loli opened her mouth, a deep, unmistakably male Russian accent came out.

A few months down the line, he met Reissten, and a beautiful friendship began to form as the BDC was created. A friendship consisting mostly of ganking famous streamers and Assassins, which Reissten didn't like for whatever reason.

Six months ago, thirteen members of the BDC donned normal level 10 equipment and managed to eke out a victory against a notable Elder Tale streamer that was decked out in multiple pieces of Phantasmal equipment. The entire battle was recorded and put on Youtube, but of particular note were the last few moments of the battle, where Intolerance managed to perfect parry an entire Assassin combo before retaliating with an Ace Move to take the win.

Eventually, a few members of the guild wanted to delve into PvE for a bit, and Intolerance was dragged along for the ride. Fortunately for him, it was during a limited-time event raid that he looted a Phantasmal-class armor. With his armor situation secure for the moment, Intolerance used his free time to powergrind his Swordsmith subclass, obsessed with creating the perfect weapon to match his armor. It was too bad for him that he'd started grinding his subclass too late, as he'd only managed to reach level 85 in it when the expansion dropped.

---
In-game Information

Gender:
Female

Race:
Dwarf

Class:
Paladin

Class Level:
90

Subclass:
Swordsmith

Subclass Level:
85

Guild
<BDC>
A guild started by Intolerance's friend Reissten. At first, Intolerance only joined both to support his friend and to get the benefits of being in a guild, but he soon developed the idea of going after certain streamers that annoyed him. To his delight, the rest of the BDC latched onto the idea, and they soon developed into a PK guild that raided on the side for loot.

Build:
Royal Guard
A highly offensive, PvP focused Paladin build that relies almost solely on Ace Moves. Its only defensive ability is the Perfect Parry skill, trusting in raw stats to tank through hits it can't parry. Playing this build is akin to playing a fighting game, relying on reads and quick reactions to stay alive while delivering a heavy combo-based offense.

In PvE, this build is serviceable as a main tank fighting a single boss monster, generating aggro through sheer damage. However, in both PvE and PvP, the Royal Guard build has a hard time against opponents that use status effects, as those are unparryable.

Spells/Skills:
Perfect Parry - A defensive Ace Move. If activated at the instant an attack hits Intolerance, she takes no damage from the blow. Along with physical skills, direct damage magical attacks can also be parried. However, if the parry isn't activated at the exact moment of an attack's impact, Intolerance is left vulnerable by the skill's massive end lag, which offsets its lack of a cooldown.

Eye for an Eye - An Ace Move that can only be activated by chaining into it from a successful Perfect Parry. Riposte after a parry with a single, mighty stroke that does massive damage. Intolerance is locked into the attack animation upon performing it, and the animation takes a comparatively long time to wind down. Has a long cooldown to the point where it can generally only be used twice in an average encounter.

Tempest Sweep - Cone-shaped AoE Ace Move. Sweep your weapon in front of you, knocking back and stunning any enemy hit for a brief moment. Can be used twice at best during a typical fight.

Earth Breaker - Ranged Ace Move. Slam your weapon into the ground with massive force, creating a shockwave that rushes towards your opponent. Deals additional Earth elemental damage. Intolerance is unable to move until the shockwave reaches its endpoint.

Final Storm - Single-target, execution Ace Move. Deal a series of combo slashes with your weapon, ending with a titantic downward smash for massive damage. Immense cooldown, will only be used once per fight.

Provoke - Temorarily forces an opponent to target you. Only taken by Intolerance because his guildmates forced him to.

Equipment:
<Armor of the Unflinching Conquerer>
"Armor crafted for an ancient lord that once united half the continent under his grasp."
Phantasmal-Class Armor
A level 80 Paladin-exclusive armor that gives a large bonus to DEF. Also grants super armor during the animations of offensive Ace Moves, allowing the wearer to not be able to be knocked out of the animation by damage. In addition, the wearer receives an additional bonus to DEF for the duration of their Ace Move. Perfectly suits Intolerance's balls-to-the-wall, full offense playstyle.

<Mantle of Determination>
"A crimson cape for only the most hotblooded of warriors. The tools of cowards will not hinder those who are determined to grasp victory."
Artifact-Class Cape
A level 65 cape that reduces magic damage taken and reduces the duration of crowd-control effects on Intolerance.

Weapons:
<Meteor Cleaver>
"A massive curved greatsword designed to smash through stubborn shieldbearers."
Production-Class
A level 85 two-handed sword made with Artifact-class materials. Gives a bonus to STR and AGI, and ignores a percentage of an enemy's armor. Forged by Intolerance to face off against other tanks.

<Apex Solar Halberd>
"The glare of the midday sun burns and dazzles all those who behold it."
Production-Class
A level 70 two-handed halberd made with high-tier Magic-class materials. Inflicts fire damage and leaves a debuff on hit that slightly reduces an opponent's INT stat.

Inventory:
<Russian Vodka> x [75]
"Because beer is a soft drink."
Consumable
Gives the "Drunken Rage" buff, increasing STR and DEF at the cost of INT, WIS and EVA. Stat bonuses and penalties are twice that of beer items. Lasts for about ten minutes.

<War Pony>
"A charger in child-size. Or dwarf-size, as it were."
Mount
An armored pony made specifically for dwarf characters.

Stats
Strength (STR): S (6)

Agility (AGI): S (6)

Intelligence (INT): F (0)

Wisdom (WIS): F (0)

Defense (DEF): S (6)

Evasion (EVA): F (0)