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4 mos ago
Current As a GM, I hate all my players in particular
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8 mos ago
joining the war on smoking, on the side of smoking
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9 mos ago
as a patreon reward I will read your least favorite person's handmade custom tabletop RPG homebrew and ask them why they didn't just run it in 5e instead
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11 mos ago
I started RP before double digit age but you couldn't have gotten an admission I was under 18 under threat of death. Kids just casually admiting it online now is wild.
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1 yr ago
the whole subway's mine for the slammin'
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Collab done. Posting now.
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Personality: Sarcastic and irreverent, Fion is pretty much a giant jackass. He gets a kick out of pissing people off, and often refuses to listen to people he has no respect for. For those who Fion actually likes or respects, he taunts them far more, but is much less malicious about it. Basically an asshole teenager.

Powers: Fion is capable of using Sword Arts despite having a penis. He specializes in wind as his element and generally uses it to enhance his swordplay, casting spells designed to increase his speed and reflexes, as well as make his sword invisible. However, he is still perfectly capable of casting more traditional Sword Arts, making blades of wind that he can either wield or shoot at people, as well as small tornadoes. Also a very adept swordsman that can go toe-to-toe with Sword Skills masters once he enhances his speed to their levels.

Brief History: Lost his left arm at the age of eight when the nursery he was in got attacked by monsters and set on fire. Had a dead little girl's arm transplanted onto his, which is probably why he can use Sword Arts. Graduated from Dansila's Academy of War two years early, after which he got dishonorably discharged from the military once he realized that hey, he fucking hated people telling him what to do. Spent the last two years as a mercenary.

Met Riley and established a super-tsun friendship with each other. Went with her on a job to Bakery Town, shit went down with Vance, the vampire, and the airship crashing into a Rift Beast. Later forced by his mother to infiltrate the witch meeting in Talze Utera and find out what they're up to. Fights a lot, runs out of mana, and takes Riley and runs before she can commit suicide by mother.

Back in Dansila, he goes as Riley's escort to the Student Council Ball. People shittalk Riley, Riley leaves, and Fion gets pissed and stabs one of the main people responsible for it in a duel. Later starts arms training with Riley, which leads to really blatant flirting. Currently having issues with his girl arm spasming randomly.

Also likes Riley, but is too chickenshit to admit it.
Scratch that, collab will be up this weekend. Blame Ob's schedule.
“Achoo!”

Fion let loose another sneeze, groaning as he laid back down in his bed.

“More tea, master Fion?” Richard asked dutifully, bringing up a serving tray. When Fion didn’t respond, Richard just poured a cup of tea, mixed in a lump of sugar, and left it on the table next to Fion’s bed. “Perhaps standing out in the rain before drinking all night and returning at five in the morning wasn’t the best course of action, young master?” The butler snarked respectfully, bowing before leaving the room as Fion shot him an exasperated glare.

Fion coughed, glaring blearily up at the ceiling. The doctor had assured him that it was a passing sickness, but that wasn’t even the problem. No, the problem was that he was bored as hell. There was nothing to do besides sleep and wait for his body to recover.

Then again, he supposed he had this coming. Between Bureau jobs, training with Riley, and training on his own, he hadn’t gotten much rest recently, and wandering through the streets drunk with Darius might have been pushing it.

“Well, if I’m forced to stay in bed, I might as well catch up on sleep…” Fion muttered to himself, closing his eyes as he began to drift off to sleep.

___

Fion dreamt again. He was in a dead forest, inky shadows all around him as he ran. In front of him, a little girl knelt down, crying. Fion ran towards her, hand outstretched. When he reached the girl, she looked up and smiled before opening her mouth. And then she exposed a terrible maw, black as the abyss and filled with gnashing teeth.

The dead forest burned as she ate him.


___

Fion shot up, gasping for breath as he clutched his head. Damn it, not that bloody dream again. Glancing up, he started to look for that cup of tea Richard had left him...and saw a girl standing by his bedside. Eyes widening, he reacted on instinct and drew the talentium dagger he had tucked under his pillow, swinging it at the girl, only to miss completely as she vanished without a trace.

He stared at the spot where the girl had been, disturbed beyond belief. That girl had been the exact same one from his dream.

“...You know what, it’s too early in the morning to question this.” He muttered to himself, actually feeling rather refreshed as the first rays of dawn trickled through his window. It seemed that a good night’s rest had done wonders for him. Getting up, Fion quickly went through his morning routine. After getting dressed, he reached for the sheathed sword he had propped up on the stand next to his bed and frowned as he held it.

“What the...the balance feels off.” He drew the talentium scimitar, looking it over. Nothing seemed wrong with the sword at first glance, so the only way to see what was wrong would be to actually test it out. “Well, guess I’ll be training, then.” Fion muttered as he belted the sword on his hip and wrapped his cloak around him before making to leave.
Alicia post finally up. Sleepy times nao, 9:30 class in the morning.
A pegasus soared over the Plegian desert, the blond woman on its back clutching her lance tightly. She scanned the horizon as she rode, tiredly searching for any sign of pursuit. Alicia had been fleeing from Ylisse's Pegasus Knights for days now, and fatigue was starting to take its toll on her. She had outflown her last pursuers to the point where they had apparently lost her trail, but that was when she had been relatively fresh. After riding hard for days on end, she didn't think she would last long if another group of riders discovered her.

Another hour passed, and Alicia saw a group of travelers on the ground mounted on horseback. From a distance, they didn't seem to be Ylissan soldiers, considering their lack of armor and coats of arms, which meant that she might be able to approach this group for aid. With the hope of at least finding out where the nearest town was, Alicia coaxed her pegasus to descend at a gradual pace, not wanting to alarm the riders on the ground.

The pegasus touched down within speaking distance of the group, and Alicia looked them over as she began to speak.

"Hail, travelers. Would you happen to know where the nearest town..." Alicia trailed off as she caught sight of a certain archer in the group. She'd know that shade of hair anywhere. "Wait...is that you, Ambra?" The Pegasus Knight asked incredulously.
AgniSpirit said
Y u guyz all have amazin signaturz?


Because I like stealing gifs from people.
Wyvern Lord. Oh god, Alicia is going to have a heart attack. (whenever I get around to introducing her, that is)
So uh...Hearthstone just went into open beta. Yeah.

Alicia post will be out soon. While Hearthstone is still downloading.
Updated Lantus's bio to have a different clothing pic. Because I felt like it.

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