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Aboard the ship...


"Won't lie to your face, ma'am." The ship's captain replied gruffly to Eliane, his brow furrowed. "Command is more focused on making sure the situation doesn't spread out than actually working on containing it. We don't even know what in all hells even happened in the capital yet, but the Overseer and most of the remaining Seven're focusing on making sure the rest of the realm doesn't either." He sighed, reaching for a pipe and tobacco with a shake of his head.

"Wife and three children all still down there, and there's been no damn move whatsoever to even try to approach after the first few teams went missing. You all had better change that." A near mutinous grumble.

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Falcon's Nest, Fortress City


Carved into the side of two opposing mountain ranges atop a river, Falcon's Nest was a testament to Skaeler artifice and ingenuity: an entirely manmade chokepoint designed to be a fortress at the very heart of Skael's territory. The great citadel came into view half an hour before the airship even reached city limits, and once it did, the craft made its way straight towards the top of one of the fortress's towers, where a landing pad had already been authorized for their use.

The moment the Kirins left the ship, Kayliss was already waiting for them on the dock, arms folded. She exhaled slowly upon seeing them.

"About time. I hope you're all still mission-capable. We need results. Quickly. The Seven are being...stubborn." Kayliss led the party into the fortress, bidding them follow through meandering halls and several guarded checkpoints before finally reaching what looked to be a meeting room, coffee and pastries steaming on a side table. After the party quickly briefed her on what had occurred since they parted ways, the spymaster took one last sip of hot brew, looking over every Warrior of Light in turn.

"Right. My end of things, then: for one, the Valheimr have made themselves known. Our long range patrols report that they've started to set up forward outposts outside of Solitude proper, though there's been no activity indicating that they've entered the city at all. High Command wants them erased off the map. But." Here, her face scrunched into something resembling frustration. "We've reports that a flock of dragons has come into contact with Blightbeasts to the east." A nod to Galahad.

"The usual migration was late this year. And Blighted dragons on our flank are the last thing we need right now. The remaining Seven won't authorize moving on Solitude until both of these threats are dealt with, and our own forces are...admittedly outstretched putting out fires across the country. I can provide some support to both groups, but you'll need to split into two teams if we want to investigate Solitude any time soon. Ask your questions and divide yourselves as you see fit. We'll deploy as soon as you're prepared."
At some point, someone will get the bright idea to think the century-old wizard knows something about leadership and strategy.

To which he'll tell them to fuck off because he's the equivalent of a college professor part-timing this shit, his specialty is in slinging spells and ancient lore
@Nameless Hero

Have my concept down (dwarf mage), just looking for some clarifications before I really buckle down to work on the sheet:

1. What's the bound (upper, lower, average) on what rider mages, or mages in general, are capable of?

2. Of the amount of awakened/mages, are riders exceedingly rare even among them?
Also expressing potential interest. Gonna try to have a sheet sent before the end of the weekend.
Ranbu no Izayoi


Summoned by the light of the crystal, Cid appeared in a radiant burst, standing up straight as he surveyed where he had been summoned. And blinked.

”Garuda’s rise? Why did…?” He stretched a hand out, closing his eyes as the old sage murmured a chant under his breath. Aether began to gather and well up before him...only to fizzle and dissipate when it was at its greatest concentration. The blowback of the dissipation forced Cid to open his eyes, his brow furrowed.

"What happened? Garuda is already manifested upon the material plane, but only in part. She cannot be summoned in truth like this. Was she sealed?"

One recounting of events later, Cid stroked his beard, his expression deeply troubled.

"This is a situation I've not encountered before, in all mine years upon this star. To have even part of Garuda's component aether absorbed into Ifrit's equivalent to Eve...no Eidolon can remain on this plane in multiple incarnations at once. It may not have been this Garland's intent, but the fact remains that Garuda's power is lost to you now unless this Hellfire is either defeated or uses up the aether he stole from the South Wind."

Izayoi nodded her thanks as Galahad began to heal her wounds, adding in the power of her own Cure materia in order to alleviate the burden upon him. With both that and Cid's explanation complete, she rose to her feet as she beheld the small patrol of three Skaeller airships begin to descend in response to Eliane's flare, the leadmost ship being the only one to touch ground.

From it emerged a trio of soldiers in the uniform of the air patrol, who stopped to salute the moment they saw Eliane's uniform and chevrons.

"Dame Commander! High Command has briefed us of your mission, and of Valheim's breach of our defense line. Our failure to account for their stealth frigate is inexcusable, but we can still offer you passage to Falcon's Nest. Please, if you'll follow us aboard."

Reeva Bonner


Oh for the love of-

Reeva resisted the urge to sigh in front of her newfound potential party, merely furrowing her brow instead. A drunk dwarf and a noble, of all things. It wasn't as if they were exactly concealing it. The black-haired one was clearly quite the sheltered woman. The whitemane much less so. Bodyguard? Attendant? Paramour? She could see all of their ranks from their badges, as well. The dwarf was as expected, but the two Hundi...

...What the hell? A copper was one thing. What was a goddesses-damned silver doing taking this work on? Definitely a bodyguard, then. Probably a romantic pairing too, judging from the body language. Well, that explained why there was a silver carrying a copper. In theory, it'd even out. In practice...

"Right, well, first things first. Name's Reeva. Pleasure. Here's the listing, if you're interested." She picked up the flyer she'd lifted from Abigail's table, passing it over towards the dwarf woman. She glanced over towards the two Hundi again, catching the eye of the white-haired one that had glanced over first. "If you're wanting to come hunt down goblins, I'll not say no. Though..." Her head inclined in Corinne's direction, while keeping an eye on Liliane. "Take it that the price for letting someone of your calibur along is letting her tag along too. Long as she knows enough to not lose her head, I'll not turn the help down."

A pause.

"She does know that, right?"
Ranbu no Izayoi


Shot after shot pinged off of Garland's blade and the sturdier parts of his armor, the Valheimr general striving to keep his remaining pauldron between his body and Eliane's line of fire. A large Firaga fireball surged from his hand in response, aimed at the ground to catch Eliane cleanly in the blast radius on an attempted dodge. But that still cost him time.

As she had with Adrammelech, Izayoi came crashing down upon Garland, her blade greedily drawing in the aetheric bolt of lightning and redirecting it down upon the black knight in one fell cleave. For his part, Garland raised his blade to block, the electricity radiating off of the samurai's Raijingeki strike coursing off of her blade and down through his own, his armor, and himself. Garland remained silent even as lightning wracked his body, not even letting out a grunt as his arms trembled from it and the downward force of Izayoi's swing.

When the electricity fizzled away, Izayoi found herself atop blank air for a moment as Garland yanked his blade back with force, his free hand plucking her out of midair by the throat and strangling her.

"Your reputation is almost deserved." He hissed towards the Limbtaker, who snarled in response, struggling to reach for her wakizashi with her off hand. "But parlor tricks such as that will avail you little. Farewell, General." He raised his claymore, preparing to finish Izayoi off, when a hazy, grasping hand reached his greave. One quick look down at what had gripped his ankle was all it took: it left Garland taken off-guard by Chisato's cannon, and his only alarm was the sound of it firing. The shot crashed straight into his back, tearing through his cape before impacting against plate.

As Garland let a pained retch out, his grip on Izayoi loosened to the point where the Mystrel managed to suck in enough air to reach for her short blade, hastily slicing it across a connecting joint in his gauntlet to force him to drop her. She beat a hasty retreat, backstepping several paces before falling to one knee, heaving for air as she glared death at Garland.

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Even through the pain of the Dispelja, Garuda regarded Esben for a brief moment, as if judging his worth...and stretched a claw out towards Esben's notebook, her intent obvious-

Bang.


She recoiled, a hole left in her head, and began to break apart into aether, some being sucked into Hellfire. The majority of Garuda's component aether dissipated, leaving only the source of the noise still standing:

Garland, his mantle in shreds, missing a pauldron, and his back armor in ruins, still stood, catching his breath as his left hand held a massive pistol, its barrel still smoking.

"There will be none of that. If we cannot secure Garuda's power, then neither shall you. Now, shall we continue? This dance is far from finished-"

"General!" A desperate cry came from the airship, now seemingly in the process of engine ignition. "We're out of time! Skaeler air patrols have caught on to our presence! Two minutes until they're within range!"

Garland regarded the news with stony silence, before a snap of his fingers practically warped Hellfire straight aboard the airship deck in a burst of magic.

"Unfortunate." He remarked, shifting around in his damaged armor to grip his sword. "Then we declare this a draw. Steel yourselves well for our next meeting, Warriors of Light. Pray that you survive." The same trick he just pulled saw himself aboard the stealth frigate as well, the small airship taking off as the sound of griffins and light engines alike began to roar in the distance.

From their position atop the ruined hill, all the Kirins could do was watch as the Valheimr incursion force made its escape, the Skaeler air patrol just now coming into sight.
Renar Hagen


That...wasn't how Renar expected to be recognized. A friend of a friend, because he'd made idle conversation about a novel with the First Princess back during the ball incident? While gratifying to note that evidently he was remembered by name, it also complicated the matter in front of him right this moment. It meant he couldn't just dismiss the Hundi woman offhand, lest his reputation suffer should it leak back to a royal, of all things.

"That would explain much, yes." He replied in an amicable, light tone. "Though I have to confess some surprise that I would be remembered so, when all I did within the First Princess's presence was discuss a novel with her. And briefly, at that." The best part was that it wasn't even a false statement. He was genuinely surprised that all of that had led to what was occurring in front of him. Though Sir Rolan being mistaken for Gerard of all people brought a smirk to his face. Oh, he'd enjoy telling the latter about this at some point.

"Ah, not particularly." Renar interjected, sharing a look with Rolan. "While I'd invite you to guess, t'would be cruel to provide a question to which you have no way to answer, considering this one had never met Her Highness before. Ought I do the honor of introducing you, or are you to do that yourself, Ser?" He posed the question to Rolan, inwardly annoyed at having to entertain any of this. How long was this farce going to have to go on...?
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