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3 yrs ago
Current Fuck yeah, girlfriend. Sit on that ass! Collect that unemployment check! Have free time 'n shit!
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4 yrs ago
Apologies to all writing partners both current & prospective. Been sick for two weeks straight (and have to go to work regardless). No energy. Can't think straight. Taking a hiatus. Sorry again.
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4 yrs ago
[@Ralt] He's making either a Fallout 4 reference or a S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky reference i can't tell
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4 yrs ago
"Well EXCUUUUSE ME if my RPs don't have plot, setting, characters, any artistry of language like imagery/symbolism, or any of the things half-decent fiction has! What am I supposed to do, improve?!"
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4 yrs ago
Where's the personality? The flavor? the drama? The struggle? The humanity? The texture of the time and the place in which this conversation is happening? In a word: where's the story?
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He built the cocktail in the glass. He liked his spicy, so he went heavy with the Tabasco, and had just been adding the vodka to the spiced lemon juice, though she could see already that he'd given her too much, at east three ounces.

"Hey, let's worry about the maid before I try to find a wife," he said, gesturing sweepingly across the apartment. "Or should I bring her to this dump?" He flashed her a smile just to be certain she knew he was poking fun. But like many smiles, adorning many faces across the city, his belied a stinging sadness. Yes, he had noticed every pretty girl he saw in CancΓΊn, from the vacationers like him to the waitresses who brought his food; he could not choose not to notice those things in life of which he, and he alone, seemed totally deprived. (For it was impossible for Jules to realize that his was not the only phony happiness in the city; he believed their mirages just as they believed his.) Dozens of rejections, in his younger, more idealistic days, had taught him to shut his mouth around these girls. They smiled not to hide their pain and feign at bravery, but to deceive in other ways, toward selfish ends! The tourists wanted him to hold the camera as they took a group photo, or to give them a quick laugh, like some circus freak, with his big ears, and the hair he had grown long to hide them, and his tepid eyes which always looked terrified of some distant threat. Meanwhile the waitresses wanted higher tips. Deep down he must have "known" that even Ona wanted to use him; that he was only worth people's time when he had something they wanted. Though what Ona wanted he could not fathom; a job reference, probably, for when she outgrew Transcomm and decided it was time to move up to Ohmscorps.

Thankfully he was not totally hopeless. Unlike some sorry schmucks, he carried the bitter gift of self-awareness. He knew, and understood, that sometimes he was a miserable person to be around, but usually just boring; and he knew that he preferred being alone on the fringes of the world, over selling his soul to the monkey-dance people performed in their pursuit of wealth, fame, and the superficial happiness they sold in commercials and ads. When he found his happiness he knew it would be the real deal, something profound and rich. When.

"Sorry. No garnish," Jules said, handing her the cocktail. It didn't have ice either, but that was to be expected of someone who liked his drinks stiff. Dilution was one of the great enemies in his little war against mundane life.
@PentagonWhite If it helps your decision at all, the Zone is set to be in western Europe right now, probably Germany (doz industrial factory areas). The cast will be mainly European, with other continentals, including Asians, being rarer. So really it's about which of your two character ideas has the greater incentive to travel that distance westward. I'm sure there are Russian Zones but TBH, how many of them have anything worth scavenging if most their area is farmland?

@DepressedSoviet Welcome aboard, with basically the most appropriate username imaginable.
Whoooooops, double post. Didn't mean to actually send the BBcodes I was sampling.
It's the worst of the three games anyway IMO, though since modding the vanilla games is more or less a necessity, quality is a strange sort of non-issue in the series.

So here's the character sheet which I totally wrote right now and totally didn't forget, after writing it hours ago, to add to the OP.

CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

Anyway, this seems like a fun RP. I'm thinking of purchasing the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games when they go on sale on Steam. I haven't played any of them, but I know enough of the series lore.
Pirate them. The developers are out of business and don't receive a single dime from a Steam purchase, so really, you're stealing from people who had already stolen the intellectual property contained within the downloads. ;)

Well, in theory. I'm not a bandit or anything. I definitely wouldn't tell you where to get the easiest torrent of SoC to download, already patched to 1.0006, if you hypothetically were to send me a PM. That would be illegal after all.
The OOC thread can be found here!





So there are a lot of Post-Apocalypse RPs out there already. The forums in fact may be inundated with them. But since I'm attempting to add yet another Post-Apocalypse to this long list of them, one could infer that I'm not satisfied with the current offerings, as diverse and high-quality as they may or may not be. Why? Actually there are a few reasons:
  • Too many of them incorporate elements from genres I'm not interested in, at least when paired with Post-Apocalypse: namely Science Fiction, but occasionally Fantasy too.
  • Zombies.
  • Furries. Wow; really?
  • Using plebeian disasters like viruses and alien invasions in their worldbuilding instead of the true patrician's choice: nuclear war.
  • Too much snarky tumblr soccer-mom humor, instead of the gallows humor (in tiny dashes, like the spice to a main dish) belonging to darker, grittier settings. There simply ain't enough grimdark in this genre right now, exploring the very worst of humanity from its scums to its slimes to its flotsams.
  • And frankly, not enough Ρ‡ΠΈΠΊΠΈ-Π±Ρ€ΠΈΠΊΠΈ.
Through this RP I seek to rectify all these issues.

As men and boys alike stepped over the gangplank and upon the deck of the longship, many could not help but feel the captain's gaze scrutinizing them like an honed knife, slicing menacingly up and down their features in stark appraisal. Of these who paid him mind, the nervous and worried could be distinguished rather easily, with but a modicum of inference, from those more calm, collected, controlled; in a word, more experienced. While some acknowledged Hralding with a curt nod and proud bosom, others flinched from the intensity of his bright eyes. Of these, some blushed, feeling shame for having failed him so quickly by the quick-footedness of their courage, which retreated into some deep crevice of their hearts. While all knew his name and his face, the warrior appeared to hold few friends among the crew, as none let his name cross their tongues, and no lips deigned to smile in acknowledgement of his large, handsome features. He was a neighbor, and in time perhaps, a comrade, but not a confidant to any of these spoiled lots, from the youthful boys to the seasoned, stained criminals.

"Does this ship have a name?" asked a would-be soldier, rather young in the face but with long red hair braided immaculately in a wise style. His mail shirt did not fit him; it was much too large and baggy, so it probably belonged to the father or an uncle despite perfection glittering in its links. Whoever owned it before, he had polished it meticulously.

"SjΓ³rheror," Hralding hissed. Sea-arrow. This wonderfully excited the young lad, who, like the witch, was quite particular about which oar would be "his" in just a few minutes, as he marched up and down the rows in search of this perfect bench. HrΓ­fa meanwhile hopped back on board, averting the crowds near the gangplank through his daring. This time he nearly tripped as he landed, the shield's guige catching on some corner or other in his descent. Still, despite his waning grace, Rat-eater looked immensely proud of his new shield, which was both clean and roundly sturdy, the rawhide lining scarcely scratched, no less bitten into by sword or axe! On its facet was painted a gold eagle over a green field, its august wings curling like tendrils of fire.
"'Organized chaos.'" Jewel shrugged. "Leave it on the counter. Thanks!"

But Ona was right. If she could measure how much he cared about these facets of his life by how clean he kept their spaces in his apartment, then he seemed to care about his electronics and his home bar, and little else; though even these had thin filmy layers of dust painted over them by time and neglect. Most his furniture had been relegated as storage units, as there were enough coats draped across their backs, and enough pairs of shoes at their legs, to bar access from all but the most determined guests. Although trash was quarantined within bins and bags, these containers overflowed, as consistently he "forgot" to drag them down to the dumpsters on his way to work. The lavatory was clean enough, but an occasional stray hair on the floor or hard water stain on the shower walls would drive the neat-freak's meticulous senses crazy. Of course, to Ona any room with a wrinkle or two, a birthmark, a blackhead or blemish, was just one hair and one stain away from being an asylum cell, where Jewel was free to sleep in his own piss, and write his diary on the walls in his fecal matter. When he thought about it, she did request of guests that they warn her a few days in advance of her coming; did she spend entire days cleaning in preparation for these guests? Now that, to Jewel, was truly mad.

He tossed his suitcase haphazardly near one of the chairs. He'd unpack later, he resolved. For now he grabbed two pint glasses, and began fetching the long grocery-list of ingredients from his pantry and fridge, first the bottle of vegetable juice concentrates and then the hot sauce, the salt and pepper, and Worcestershire, and yes, a perfectly smooth, biohazard-yellow lemon.
I empathize. Take your time, by all means.
GΓ»shruk

Though hidden well within the deep pine woods, still the camp was cautious; even in daylight could the smoke of a fire be spotted. Thus their commander had ordered that they hang sheets and nets and boughs over them, dispersing the smoke. He had had them march single-file into their hiding place, too, hiding their numbers thereby. Speaking at any louder volume than a hushed whisper was strictly forbidden.

"We cannot wait another day," he had said, leaving it at that, even when his soldiers challenged him to debate the point. He did not repeat himself. His word was law, although he had placed his hand casually on his sword's pommel just for punctuation. That is how it was decided that the White Worms would enter the woods at high noon, send forth their scout in broad daylight, and attack that night: we cannot wait another day. Waiting for nightfall to scout, and then the next night to actually attack, wasted time; and wasted time wasted supplies, from food to ale to patience.

But patience he possessed in abundance, that orc. At the fringe of the camp he waited, squatting atop a small boulder, peering with vicious beady eyes in the direction of the town, between the trees where his reconnaissance would come scurrying. It was a long trek, especially for such a short-legged creature as this scout to endure, but because the forest's undergrowth had bloomed wild and shaggy, and because the dry, dead firewood on the floor had not been scavenged, GΓ»shruk knew that the chances of being spotted by a hunting party were slimmer. The villagers were not wandering this far out for their firewood and game; uneducated and perhaps stupid, but GΓ»shruk was far from blind. He noticed these things quickly and naturally about this hostile world he inhabited.

Notice. He would hear the goblin before he saw it, especially in those drab rags it wore, and with the earthy tones of its slick, filmy skin. Hopefully the same could be said of the villagers.

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