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11 mos ago
Current Man, I remember those last few statuses sounding funnier when I was writing them... Is this what aging does to people?
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6 yrs ago
I eat negativity and shit out hopes and dreams. Like a tree, but for pessimism.
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7 yrs ago
Good news, I'm not failing out of my cooking course tomorrow! Bad news, it's only because I nearly sliced a chunk off my finger practicing for it and needed stitches.
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8 yrs ago
Desu before dishonour.
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8 yrs ago
It's days like today that I truly believe this ADHD is both a blessing AND a curse.
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So wait, is Mike actually accepted? Because I'm just waiting for you guys to say it before I move the cs over.
"Don't call me 'dear'." Al said, lying on his bed and staring up at the roof. "It makes you sound like you're trying to be mum, and none of us want to go down that route."

He grimaced when he heard she had food.

"Yeah, I think I'll give it a skip. I'd rather not die young, and no offence, but your food's a fast track to becoming a statistic in all this."

However, he paused when he noticed that, against all odds, whatever she was holding actually smelled kind of... good. Slowly, almost suspiciously, he opened the door, staring down at the plates in her hand.

"What... What is this? How did you do this? Did it really take the world ending to make you better at cooking?"




"Nah, not too long at all." Joe said, sitting beside him on the bed. "I mean, as long as you don't consider three hours too long. And it's about... I didn't look at the clock, so I'm just gonna say evening. It's about evening."

His brow creased slightly in worry.

"You want me to get you some water?"
@Sola
I was waiting for other people to post, but I'll probably have Ren react to her some time within the next few days.
"You see, here I am, making you a feast, and you turn around and bite the literal hand that feeds you." Joe said with an exaggerated sigh. "It's a sad day when the youth is so rude... And also you're too late, Nino called it years ago!"

As he gathered up all the ingredients he planned to use for his feast, he looked up, remembering something else.

"Hey, if you feel better later, you should grab any plastic bottles you find, or just any bottle that has a lid! We'll wanna keep a good supply while we're traveling! And close the curtains in every room you enter! We don't wanna be targeted yet!"

And with that said, he got to work.


THREE HOURS LATER

After a solid three hours of working, Giovanni had finished cooking the lamb, and he did a rather wonderful job, if he did say so himself. He'd also roasted some of the other, more perishable vegetables at the same time, so all in all, it seemed like morale could be high when they left!

Pleased with his work, he found Na.

"Ok, foods ready." He said, a lazy grin on his face. "Take a shank and some vegetables for you and the imp that was following you around, and then go upstairs. It's probably safer up there. I'll grab two for Nino and I, so there's one for each of you. Just don't get used to it, because this is probably the last you'll see of food like this for a while."

And then he filled up a pair of plates and carried them upstairs. Pushing the door open with his foot, he walked in and placed one of them next to his pale stepbrother.

"Hey Nino, are you ready for some actual food?" He asked.
@Lyla
Honestly, I thought it would be all the references to FFXII and Tactics that would sway you over, but yeah, I'm glad you ignored your better judgment in my favour!
@PrinceAlexus
Yeah, originally I was thinking of actually having him get hit by the ambulance, but I decided I didn't want to stick him wit a broken arm all season.
Sorry I didn't get a post out today. I'm very tired, to the point where I'm acully falling asleep while typing this!
@Helo@Erklings25

And Mike will bring extra self resentment and a milk crate.
Ok, I'll try and get another post out tonight.
@PrinceAlexus
Yeah, I know, that's why I said nevermind. You only said he was fed until he was taken to the hospital though, so I'm going to make sure all the irresponsible bits of the story are canon!
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