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11 mos ago
Current Man, I remember those last few statuses sounding funnier when I was writing them... Is this what aging does to people?
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6 yrs ago
I eat negativity and shit out hopes and dreams. Like a tree, but for pessimism.
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7 yrs ago
Good news, I'm not failing out of my cooking course tomorrow! Bad news, it's only because I nearly sliced a chunk off my finger practicing for it and needed stitches.
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8 yrs ago
Desu before dishonour.
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8 yrs ago
It's days like today that I truly believe this ADHD is both a blessing AND a curse.
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Sorry guys, between work and christmas junk, I've barely had time to myself over the past week. I have started the post, but finding time to finish it has been more difficult than I'dve liked.
Sorry guys, I know I said I'd get a post out today, but I woke up sick and it only got worse over the day. Tomorrow though, tomorrow for sure. Probably.
Hey, I was planning to get something out today, but I just got home from work and am basically dead on my feet. I'll try to get one out at some point tomorrow though, along with my updated character sheet.
@PrinceAlexus
Yeah nah, I saw yours, just waiting for the others, and figured I should mention why I never responded to yours.
Just waiting for the other people around the bar to react to the dying man in front of them before I post again.
@Holy Soldieryeah, I figured that would be the case. I just didn't say anything because at the time, they were only really possible ideas am not really a solid thing. I'll send the pm soon, so yeah, let me know what you think.
@Crusader Lord
I mean, Robin probably doesn't actually need any help killing Chrom here. She's done it before, after all...
@Crusader Lord@VitaVitaAR@PKMNB0Y

OWAIN DARK!


"Ah, of course!" Owain said at Robin's explanation. "How could I forget that you, like myself, are also a legendary hero chosen by fate? To those like us, time and space themselves are merely a shattered mirror! I too have spoken to my own reflections from countless worlds, many of whom are quite different to myself, yet are all equally Owain Dark! Or Odin Dark, in case we meet any of my current allies..."

It was only then that he truly noticed the young girl Robin had been talking to, causing his eyes to widen slightly in shock.

"Oh, I... have no memory of this child..." He said, trying and failing to hide his confusion. "Is she... I mean-... Your... Your child?"

Before he could continue to embarrass himself however, he felt a presence which had him spinning around, eyes narrowed. In that very same instant, he watched his uncle Chrom, Exalt of Ylisse and personal hero of his, cutting down civilians in the street. Sadly, or perhaps in this case mercifully, it was clear that this Chrom had no choice in the matter, a dark aura floating around the man in a way that seemed rather familiar, and yet different at the same time.

Before he could even open his mouth, the great exalt had dashed towards him, blade inches from his neck. However, he had grown up training against Lucina, whose fighting style mirrored her fathers down to the most minute detail. Thanks to that, Owain was nearly as skilled at defending against the style as either of them were at wielding it. Of course, the months he spent training as a blademaster under King Ryoma himself during the war against Valla helped too.

And so, drawing his only mighty blade Missiltaine, he quickly spun out of the way, batting the falchion with his own in order to try and artificially overextend Chrom's swing for him. Before he had even finished doing so, he was already preparing his next move.

"Forgive me Uncle, but from one dark swordsman to another, I promise I will stop you before disgrace yourself again!"

And then he pulled out a small series of ink paintings, which began to float in a ring around his hand.

"SHADOW DRAGON ASSAULT!" He shouted, as a great black and white dragon of ink burst from the ring and flew towards Chrom.
@Holy Soldier
By the way, do you want me to pm you agout the secret backstory stuff Cid doesn't even know?
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