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4 yrs ago
Current I eat negativity and shit out hopes and dreams. Like a tree, but for pessimism.
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5 yrs ago
Good news, I'm not failing out of my cooking course tomorrow! Bad news, it's only because I nearly sliced a chunk off my finger practicing for it and needed stitches.
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6 yrs ago
Desu before dishonour.
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6 yrs ago
It's days like today that I truly believe this ADHD is both a blessing AND a curse.
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So... Anyone wanna be one of the old members of Kai's 'bad guy' team, or alternatively, join up when he turns it into the monster hunting battle chef guild? I kinda wanna start recruiting now so I don't just have to make up a bunch of player characters...
@Hammerman
Well, yeah, but I'm sure there's enough room on the bridge crew for everyone! It's just that you'd be concentrating on stuff to do with the monsters themselves, and I'd be focusing on being the most lovable piece of shit anyone in MAX FIRE has ever seen.

In fact, I reckon my guy and Reggie would be bestest best friends! Even if she'd pretend to hate him...
Hey, do you guys need a man-child to sit in the operations room and make questionably clever comments to the pilots through the radio? And also watching the radars and shit to make sure you guys don't die I guess...

Also available to be a cool mech pilot if someone doesn't show up.
@King Tai
Holy shit, that's actually pretty big! Congrats, man! And don't worry about the posts, whether you just do the tiny ones like me, or you just don't post at all like I also do, it'll be fine. And hey, I'm pretty sure we live on other sides of the world anyway, so even if you are constantly waking up through the night, that's probably my day, and therefore the perfect time to write!
@King Tai

"HEYDAVTHINKFAST!" Adrien shouted, as a grappling hook shot past Dav just a little a meter or so from his face. Barely a split second later, Adrien flew past, the sleeves and legs of his clothes pulled up to let his jets work without burning them up, and threw a large handful of leaves in the guys face. Once he'd finished that completely necessary task, he zoomed towards the branch he'd grappled, spinning around it before perching casually on top.

"Sorry for the wait, I just had to plant some drones real quick!" He called from his position. "You ready to start? 'cause I know it's your first time, but you're not gonna catch me if you keep dawdling like that!"
@King Tai
Ok, so here's my plan. I'm probably gonna start putting out a bunch of short posts. Like, proper short. Paragraph or two at best. Just to keep the action fast and not do too much before you get the chance to respond.
@bobert778
Ah geez, I did a dumb. And after I said that thing before too, now it's properly embarrassing...

Anyway, my new year was pretty good. Nothing too crazy. My resolution was actually to try and keep up with all the rps I'm in a bit better, which was probably dumb considering all the useful resolutions I should've gone for...

NAH, this is way more important! I'll try to get something out for this tomorrow.
OWAIN DARK!!


Owain watched in horror as, after Robins assault on Chrom, the corrupted exalt launched into another attack he found all too familiar. In a move which was rather out of character for the boisterous man, he wordlessly weaved a series of strange handsigns, before a shadowy figure took form right next to him. Even as the figure was still taking shape, he grabbed the figures hand, throwing it towards Robin. As the figure reached her, it finally took shape, revealing itself to be an exact copy of Owain. This copy tackled her out of the way of Aethers path, before rolling on the ground and countering the attack once more with his ink painting.

At the same time, the original Owain ran in with Missiletaine, his whole body glowing with the purple phantasmal flames of Ignis.

"RADIANT DAWN!!!" He shouted, thrusting Missiletaine at his uncles face as the ink dragon attacked once more from the opposite side.

From here, the plan would be simple. He and his clone would take turns attacking close up, while the other would support with magic attacks. With the way their bodies were linked, the supporter could keep using Renewal to heal any damage either of them took even as the close range combatant took it.

"Robin!" He shouted. "Help the girl! My courageous clone Odin and I will hold Uncle Chrom off until you two are safe!"
Ok, so here's my guy! I just wanna explain right now that, while his goal was to play a villain for fun, he's gonna abandon that pretty much immediately in the shift, probably try to rebrand and change his guild into one of monster hunting battle chefs so no one starves to death, and the food doesn't suck like it did originally in the anime. Also I know I kind of made some assumptions with the games fantasy metals, but I'll change them if you want. And yeah, just let me know if anything else sucks and needs to be changed!

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