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5 yrs ago
Current I just can't. This is too much. Berserk was so influential on so many things that I love. Goodbye, Miura. You'll be missed by many.
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6 yrs ago
Migraines ew
7 yrs ago
Welp apparently discord servers are having some pretty bad Latency issues.
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7 yrs ago
Well I just got my mitts on the Links Awakening remake. Excus eme while I disappear for a weak while I relive my childhood
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7 yrs ago
Migraine killed me today. Posts tomorrow.
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Bio



Hello! Welcome to my little bio.

Not much to say, really. Just a horror game protag that likes writing and playing vidya games when I'm not being chased by the cosmic forces of darkness. (I'm a security guard that works night shifts usually).

Have some dancing medjed.

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okay, I lied about the posting thing.

This afternoon for sure
~Abigail Blanchett~

"N-no! I'm fine! Totally fin-"

Hah. He was totally not fine. Those Spearow were definitely not happy that he had flown straight into their nest. Not to mention that tree branch looked rather...weak. But well, he said he didn't need her help so she might as well just get going to the lab. No sense in helping him if he was so sure about him being fine. Well...she would have if the branch hadn't suddenly made a loud creak followed by a snapping noise. The boy started falling, and Abigail reacted perhaps a bit more rashly than she was used too.

She ran forward, though she didn't really know why. She should have just let the guy land on the ground. That would have been funny. Still, him getting hurt would probably be a bad idea...and well, she was awesome so letting him get hurt on her watch was bad. She wasn't fast enough to catch, him though and in an attempt to dive forward, her foot got caught on a loose rock causing her to trip. Instead, she slammed into the falling kid at full-sprinting speed.

"Ooooowww..." She groaned. She must have hit her head pretty hard when that twerp landed on her. She rubbed her head, as she tried to ignore the bruise there. As the slight dizziness subsided, she attempted to stand up, but found something...or rather, someone was on top of her. The kid from earlier must have somehow ended up on top of her when they fell.

"G-get off!" She said, trying to shove him off of her. And...was that Cerise?

Goddamn it, sucks to be this guy. She hoped this he had life insurance.


~Cerise Fontaine~


That insufferable welp! She should have her lawyers sue him for everything he had! That would involve too much of a headache for a philistine like him though. At least once she found Abigail she could have her thoroughly deal with him in an appropriate matter. She could even get everyone else on her side as well, if she played her cards right. She may have to reign in Abigail a bit though. The purple haired girl could get a little...excessive sometimes.

The only problem was that...well, she had no idea where she was. She said she was going to be coming from Cherrygrove by a vehicle. At least, that was her plan. Judging from the time she should be here already. Maybe it would have been better to hang around at the lab, then? Well, out of sight of that idiot. After that stunt it wouldn't be a good idea to hang around him. At least, not in front of the others.

It was then, she heard a rather loud snapping noise - it sounded like something heavy had fallen. There was a scream with it as well, sounding like someone saying 'Catch me' over and over again. Well, now that was probably going to be a sight to see. She had only intended to view from afar and not get involved. Whoever had fallen deserved whatever injury they got, from probably doing something stupid. However, when she finally reached the place of the voices....

"A-Abigail!?" Cerise shouted, quite loudly. "Wh-what are you-?" No no no. This...she was misinterpreting something here, that was certain. However, something about seeing her friend under that guy in such a manner...made her feel a tad bit mad. Not like she cared if she got a boyfriend or anything...but, well...She shot a brief glare at the guy while his back was too her, before remembering why she had come looking for her friend in the first place. She softened her gaze, before walking over to Abigail with a sniffle.

~Elms Lab~

True enough, the door to the lab was unlocked, like always. Elm didn't like locking the door for multiple reasons, though if you talked to Alfred you'd discover the main reason was because Elm always forgot too. Elm would say he didn't want to lock it in case of emergencies, though.

As the trainers started shuffling in, they were greeted by a cheery Alfred. This was his first time doing something like this, so it was expected he was a bit on the excited side. It was almost impossible for him to not be. It looked like they were missing quite a few trainers still, though. They were late, then. Not that it mattered too much, they had all day to get here, or at least until the pokemon ran out. That shouldn't happen though, since they had more than enough for the applicants.

"H-hello!" Alfred started, as he introduce himself to the trainers. "Welcome to New Bark. I'm, uhm, Alfred Elm. I'm Professor Elm's assistant. He'll be here soon, probably, so uhm, if you could all sit here and wait on the other trainers..."
...I should post xD
Well, I was hoping some other people would post, but I'll get in another one this afternoon sometime if no one else does.
Welp, never mind this post!
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Kirby was in the portal too you know...


Oh?

My bad. I must have missed that.
I'm rather tired at the moment and I was just going on what Kafka had said about Dan and Cirka.

I'll edit that in real quick.
Yay, a post!

And I really should get Splatoon sometime...
This. Was. Awesome.

Being inside of a video game. What could be better? Abso-fuckin-lutely nothing. Hell, she was even a robot queen! Hell yeah! She hadn't played Elsword in ages when she had chosen this character, but Eve had always been her favorite. She had simply chosen the Nasod on a whim. She thought it was gonna be just some joke game or something, but well, here she was. Inside Splatoon. As Eve. Her nerd senses were going off the charts. Even if this felt like some lame crossover, she couldn't deny it was awesome.

Unfortunately, her new robotic body seemed to disagree with her enthusiasm. Eve wasn't exactly the most expressive of beings - at least from what she knew anyways. At least she didn't chose the Battle Seraph - she would have probably lost all of them. Well, whatever. Robots! Lasers! And Guns! Mostly robots and Guns. Oh, and Inklings. She had yet to play Splatoon, so the world was a bit unfamiliar to her, but it was still awesome. The inklings were pretty cool too.

She was currently sitting on a black throne - the Inklings didn't seem to mind it so much. In fact, they didn't find her odd at all. Which she found odd. But eh, she had already had everything explained to her by some computer AI or something. Ah well. Whatever. Apparently she was waiting on some other guys to get here. Well, whatever just had more time for her to nerd out here and just get up to general mischief. She'd just sit here on this little throne and wait for the others to arrive. She hoped they were cool people and didn't chose some lame obscure character. Like something from a weird internet comic or something.

Dear god if someone chose something from Homestuck or whatever the hell that was she was going to blast them into oblivion.

...okay, so maybe not blast them into oblivion, but still. Anyone who liked that trash deserved it. Interrupting her thoughts though, suddenly two people...and was that Kirby? Aside from being a huge nintendo freak, she had never really played Kirby's games much, but eh, cool. Were these the three other people she was waiting on? Well, she kind of thought there would be more. Well, if this was it then, this was it. But this seem kind of a small number of people for fighting some evil internet robot thing.

...oh great. This meant time to socialize. One of the things she was absolutely horrible at. She'd like to just tell them to go away and leave her alone, but eh, whatever happened when she got this body made that seem kind of...mean.

"Hello." She said to the two who showed up, the throne beneath her folding back into nothingness as she dismissed it. Cirka and Dan. She didn't recognize either of them. Except...maybe was that guy Cirno? Heh. Lame. "I am Alexis. However, Eve might be more suitable now. I have already been briefed on what we are here to do. Perhaps if you had arrived earlier we could have already been done here."

The last bit was delivered with obvious snark. Despite gaining some of Eve's personality, it seemed as though she still couldn't resist being a bit of a...well, a bit of a jackass.
Just a heads up, you'll be spawning in splatoon world, the plaza area that I forgot the name of. It should have a decent amount of squidkids in it. Feel free to NPC them. They shouldn't be astounded by your appearance or anything though.

edit: Oh, and Cirka and Dan should be there, just appearing.


you mean Inkopolis Plaza? That was the first thing that came up with on a search xD
Whew. Back from downtown.

I'll try to get a post up soonish.
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