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5 yrs ago
Current I just can't. This is too much. Berserk was so influential on so many things that I love. Goodbye, Miura. You'll be missed by many.
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6 yrs ago
Migraines ew
7 yrs ago
Welp apparently discord servers are having some pretty bad Latency issues.
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7 yrs ago
Well I just got my mitts on the Links Awakening remake. Excus eme while I disappear for a weak while I relive my childhood
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7 yrs ago
Migraine killed me today. Posts tomorrow.
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Bio



Hello! Welcome to my little bio.

Not much to say, really. Just a horror game protag that likes writing and playing vidya games when I'm not being chased by the cosmic forces of darkness. (I'm a security guard that works night shifts usually).

Have some dancing medjed.

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St. Peterburgh, Russia
-- // JANUARY, 23




"Are you a dumbass number three?" Eleven exhaled, a long trail of brown mist coming from the corners of her mask. He was lucky he didn't lose a hand. "One, you never tell an agitated person to calm down. Two, that is not what we're here for you thin-skulled philistine, keheheheh!" She looked over the hermitage across the street, narrowing her eyes at the building. "Surrounded by idiots, keheh!"

Of course, what the soldier had said she had already considered. Those were the orders after all. If they were doing things discreetly, then it was because they couldn't be found out. Either pinning the blame on someone else, or they were discreetly making the way for someone else. Simple enough tactics, really. A third grader could come up with it. No intel though? What was this, amateur hour? You think they'd have something, but she supposed that's what they were here for. Cavalry and all that. How annoying. At least maybe she'd get some dinner out of this.

"Of course, that's what we're here for." Eleven responded, turning her attention back to the humans. Her voice was only mildly less psychotic sounding. "Nothing more, nothing less. You want this place cleared out, it'll be done. Easily." But the next moments that followed, made it clear they weren't going to be very conversationalist. Static came over the radios, all receiving the same garbled message.

"...dinner time then, number three, keh-heh." She followed the soldiers down onto the concrete, a thin trail of mist following behind her as she landed. She really needed to change her bandages and robe. They were already old, and showing signs of wear and tear, and this little mission would be a good excuse to get new ones.

"A little tidbit of help for you," She flashed the humans a sideways glance, only sparing the humans one courtesy. "...if shit does hit the fan, my little snack-cakes," She chuckled. "And you're not as stupid as to throw your life away, then you best either run to three or...well anywhere else but me, really, keh-heh." Eleven began sauntering over to the hermitage, her footsteps marring the ground below with thin lines of brown rot. "...oh, and leave any locked doors to me, keh."
I really do like the cast we got so far. Everyone's their own special brand of crazy and I love it.

St. Peterburgh, Russia
21:00 // JANUARY, 23




Cold.

Russia, was cold. What the hell. Not even her cloak could really keep it all out. Ah, she wanted her warm, humid, little hovel back already. These stone buildings, people, fresh open air...utterly irritated her. She wanted to rip it, watch it all decay, rot into nothing. Urgh, why did she even let these people push her around? Pathetic. She should just eat all of them. They'd probably go good in a stew. Just melt their flesh, rot it away...put it in a pot...

#11 licked her lips as she reached the top of the building.

A nice stew would do wonders for warming her up, wouldn't it? She stared maliciously at the two humans. Heh, they smelled good. Maybe one going missing wouldn't hurt, would it? Heheh, no no, but they'd get mad at her for potentially hurting the mission. Well, at least she was in a semi-good mood imagining how'd they taste sauteed, boiled, and put in a delicious smelling stew. And then the weak looking one had to put her into a bad mood again. He'd be cooked. Alive. Slowly flayed. Roasted? Yes, that sounded delicious.

"Eeeeeh?" Eleven was the first to respond, her raspy, dry voice muffled under her mask. Things were they? "Kahahahaaha! Explosives, huh? They want to use explosives! How primitive. Just let me in there and kill all of them, heheheh!" She took a few threatening steps forward, a wide, toothy grin under her mask as she stared at the nervous soldier, cocking her head to the side and making an exaggerated motion with her arms. "I'd clean them up really good. Not a single trace left...gobble every single one of them up, Kahahaha! Not a single," She leaned forward more, he could probably smell the stench of decay and rot coming off of her easily now. "trace left." She made a wet slurping sound like she was loudly licking her lips as she stared at him.

It did seem like a simple enough task. Too simple, really. Why even be called for something so frivolous?

"...keh," She chuckled, taking a step back. "You don't worry your delicious little flesh over it. After all, we're made for this sort of work, kahahaha. What do you think, Three? Seems simple enough. Security will be easy."
Oh my, juicy secret background info.

I shall responsibly hold onto this power and totally not taunt people with my secret eldritch knowledge.
@Haruharara

'Aight, here she is. I saw mention of Number eleven was someone the scientists wouldn't miss, so I hopefully did that well, heh.

And oh jeez, two other people for Mother Russia already, huh? Hello, Comrades!

Hmhm, I'll see about brainstorming some ideas, now~

Edgy anime RP with characters that participate in the other fun kind of eating people?

Sign me up for some bad times.
@King Cosmos

Whoopsie, sorry King~

Rafflesiamon is amazing, yep.
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